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| Vivid Boy |
post ur best one liners that uve made up thru the years
ill go first
im out like the fat kid in dodgeball
im outtie like a belly button
used to get stoned at recess for no reason like jesus gettin charged with treason
this joint has been passed around more times then a slut on new years! |
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| Abject Silver |
well, i'll just say the ones i actually use
eagles may soar but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
i had the blues because i had no shoes, until upon the street i met a man who had no feet.
i'll put up some more when i remember them. |
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| whiskers |
| quote: | Originally posted by Abject Silver
early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
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that one is great |
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| placebo |
| why dont u just wrap your legs around my head so i can wear you like a feed bag |
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| Orbax |
| "sweating like a eating a hotdog" is a personal favorite |
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| Aya Brea |
| i'm out like a boner in sweatpants |
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| UWM |
I'm sweating like a ....
whore in church
pedophile on a playground
etc ...
Yes I know, they're very wrong ... |
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| daffodil |
stupid people can't help being stupid, but they shouldn't do stupid things.
peace out cub scout.
like a midget at a urinal, i was going to have to keep on my toes. |
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| mmilo |
errRr..
"[some really $hiteyy thing] sucks so much ass that even homos fear it ..." |
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| mezzir |
| quote: | Originally posted by daffodil
like a midget at a urinal, i was going to have to keep on my toes. |
rofl
'wha's crack-a-lackin mah happenin cap'n?'
gotta say it mad fast tho |
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| Nadi |
| I'm out like *insert person your talking too's name* and the closet. |
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| Emil |
You're the disease, I'm the cure.
Emil |
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