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Weirdos & Strange People
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| DJ M.G |
I was sat outside the post office the other day,
and i looked up and i noticed that this bloke with an anorack was walking really fast straight towards me, and he was staring straight into my eyes, so i got up cos i thought that he was gonna clout me one, he stopped suddenly right infront of me (What he said will go to my grave with me!) he said:
"CATS HAVE KITTENS, DOGS HAVE PUPPIES, PIGS HAVE PIGLETS SHEEP HAVE LAMBS"
and then he walked off, im like :wtf: i think that he was a bit simple,
I was cycling back from work one morning and this short bloke with grey jogging bottoms up over his belly and a hair in a pony tail,
started shouting abuse at me :conf: then later that week i saw him in town, and he was talking to himself, and swearing at ppl and then he bent over and started thumping his ass :eek:
Me and me Gf were also walking to the train station one day, and walking along a busy road, i noticed this tall thick looking bloke walking in the opposite direction on the other side of the road, we were having a joke and laughing, and that bloke stopped and started to mouth at us, i didnt know what he said cos he was on the other side of the road, then he started to follow us and then started to run im like :wtf: just cos he thought we were laughing at HIM!
weird HEAD!! |
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| sykadelik |
| Yup this sounds like Yeovil, used to have many a freak encounter there :haha: |
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| dj_mdma |
nice friendly people you got there.
there are some right weirdo's that come into my workplace. THere is some woman who thinks the teddy bears she carries, are her kids...:conf:
also got this guy who always tries to get other people to do things for him, even take him to the bus stop :stongue:
some old guy shat himself whilest sitting on a chair, that was pretty funny. |
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| Dj O'Callaghan |
| quote: | | started shouting abuse at me then later that week i saw him in town, and he was talking to himself, and swearing at ppl and then he bent over and started thumping his ass |
He probably has tourettes syndrome.
I live opposite a large hospital its mostly got people with alchol, gambling addictions inside there, however there is a couple of mental units I see quite a few of them from time to time but they behave themselves.
I've seen my fair share of nutters. I saw this girl the other week and she was sitting on the pavement cross legged smacking her head up against a lampost I walked past again two hours later she's still there. A bloke used to live near me and he was very ill, he spoke though like a robot no word of a lie, and you would hear him sing at night from across the alley and as horrible as it was I found it ing hilarious when he sung and you used to pass his house and you would see him there with this guitar in his living room dancing.
But with mental people you have to be carefull like most are relativly harmless but some can snap. My mate Ben used to live up in Edinburgh and on the way back from college him and his mate walked past this mental hospital and there was some huge massive bloke walking down the street in a floral dress of course they laughed and his friend was bordering hysterics and he said this big bloke suddenely grabbed his mate by his neck and said 'What the are you laughing at!' |
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| moondog |
| i work in wandsworth, need i say more. I'm scared to go into town, especially on benefit day (tuesday i think), might give me nightmares:eek: :eek: |
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| Misty Kitty |
| quote: | Originally posted by sykadelik
Yup this sounds like Yeovil, used to have many a freak encounter there :haha: |
Wasnt there an area near Yeovil or there abouts where all the mental people and villians of bristol and the surrounding area where sent for rehabilitaion, or rather just to live. Thereforea the current are direct descendants of the, how shall i put it, ones that abstain from reality.
Heehee i love Camden, full of weirdos, the guy who sits on the side of the street in his headphones and plays inanimate object drums with empty water bottles is one of my favourites.
And the guy who walks backwards on tip toes trying not to stand on the cracks clutching at his shopping bag.
In Holloway you never fail to pass an old lady singing to herself, quite sweet really. |
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| Dj O'Callaghan |
| quote: | | Yup this sounds like Yeovil, used to have many a freak encounter there |
Freaks I thought that would be down to the interbreeding in the west country rather then nutters. Cos you know what their like down there into family love a bit too much :p
lol sorry syk and other west country people |
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| sykadelik |
| quote: | Originally posted by Dj O'Callaghan
lol sorry syk and other west country people |
Haha doesn't bother me mate, i was born in birkenhead :) |
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| Dj O'Callaghan |
| quote: | Originally posted by sykadelik
Haha doesn't bother me mate, i was born in birkenhead :) |
Ah well then wheres me wallet you little thieving git!?!? :p |
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| DJ M.G |
Down yere we got that sumerset accent!
Where's me tractor. |
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| DJ M.G |
| quote: | Originally posted by Dj O'Callaghan
Ah well then wheres me wallet you little thieving git!?!? :p |
:stongue: :stongue: :stongue: |
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| Ste |
| quote: | Originally posted by sykadelik
Yup this sounds like Yeovil, used to have many a freak encounter there :haha: |
:haha:
our posty on the corner near me new house seems to be a mencap only post office |
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