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tha best b-day present for a bitch
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| monoxide |
tha problem: i have a girl [friend] in neighbourhood who screws with all tha guys around, gets drunk in 15mins and always complains that she can't find anything new to try (no new experience etc)...
me and my friends (all former lovers of her :haha: ) raised a quite big amount of cash to buy smth for her b-day, but we can't think of anything fresh (dildos, strippers, drugs and anything like that doesn't count)...
it would be a HIT if you could think smth l'originel
thx:D |
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| drizzt81 |
hmm:
buy her a bar of soap. Wrap it and give it to her with a note:
"Clean yourself up" |
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| butterfly |
| take her skydiving. |
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| monoxide |
| quote: | Originally posted by drizzt81
hmm:
buy her a bar of soap. Wrap it and give it to her with a note:
"Clean yourself up" |
mmm... well she's always clean and smells nice (especially before sex)... btw it should be smth bigger and juicier:(
i forgot to mention: she's quite rich and doesn't need stuff she can buy in supermarket:toothless |
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| Ste |
| quote: | Originally posted by monoxide
btw it should be smth bigger and juicier:(
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erm.
a ginormous bar of soap.
covered in juice. |
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| drizzt81 |
| quote: | Originally posted by monoxide
mmm... well she's always clean and smells nice (especially before sex)... btw it should be smth bigger and juicier:(
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i think you missed the implication, but maybe i misinterpreted what you were saying about her.
But something fresh might be a book. Come up with a book that will her mind, not her body, for a change. |
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| igottaknow |
duct tape, handcuffs, and a jar of vaseline should do the trick :eek:
seriously, throw her a surprise party (think of a way thats original and inventive)  |
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| DaveSaenz |
Get her a giant cake to jump out of and service the party members*.
*Double meaning
Yes pics or stfu |
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| placebo |
This thread is useless without pics.
Buy her a gameboy. |
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| Mr.Mystery |
First the Starsplash thread and now this.
I don't know if you're getting better or worse. |
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| Floorfiller |
| quote: | Originally posted by butterfly
take her skydiving. |
I DID THAT FOR MY GF B-DAY THIS SUMMER!!!!!
it was awesome...but damn expensive
now don't i feel special heehhe... |
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