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tha best b-day present for a bitch (pg. 4)
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| igottaknow |
| quote: | Originally posted by monoxide
could i just wipe my ass up with your opinion, honey? |
Don't take this the wrong way, but ru gay/bi? Reason why i ask is 1) straight guys don't address another guy as honey and 2) most guys could careless about gettin their ex gf a gift. |
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| butterfly |
| quote: | Originally posted by igottaknow
Don't take this the wrong way, but ru gay/bi? Reason why i ask is 1) straight guys don't address another guy as honey and 2) most guys could careless about gettin their ex gf a gift. |
he never actually said she is an ex gf. |
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| igottaknow |
| quote: | Originally posted by butterfly
he never actually said she is an ex gf. |
maybe its just a gaydar false alarm but just seems odd 2me. anyone else feel the same way? |
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| Furel |
Well, you said shes rich so Im assuming she lives in a big house. Buy her some puppies like, 2 or 3 pretty ones.
Its hard to suggest something when you dont know the person |
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| Vivid Boy |
ok this is what u do...get a box wrap it up like a birthday present cut a hole in it and put ur dick into it..(make sure she opens it while u still have it in ur hands or it kills the whole point...
also take her to dinner..offer her ur coat to put on cause its cold outside...be a gentleman and put it on for her .... then make sure one of the sleeves are tucked into your underwear |
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| monoxide |
| quote: | Originally posted by igottaknow
Don't take this the wrong way, but ru gay/bi? Reason why i ask is 1) straight guys don't address another guy as honey and 2) most guys could careless about gettin their ex gf a gift. |
jeezz... it was a joke [bout honey thing]...
and butterfly was right - she was/is not my girlfriend... she's just a childhood friend (well we fooled around several times, that's it).
furel>>> yeah, she lives in the next house to mine, a big one indeed, guarded by 2 dobermans... why would she need another pup?.. |
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| Bondor |
Heres what you do:
get her a something she cant move like an anvil and hide it in her room, a membership to a bowling team, and like 200 gold fish. |
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| Kamikaze Badger |
Give her a ticking bomb, tell her its a new kind of dildo.
Or just do a mix for her. |
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| monoxide |
| quote: | Originally posted by Bondor
Heres what you do:
get her a something she cant move like an anvil and hide it in her room, a membership to a bowling team, and like 200 gold fish. |
the anvil thing - i like it.... but where could i get one of those? |
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| Bondor |
| quote: | Originally posted by monoxide
the anvil thing - i like it.... but where could i get one of those? |
beats me try a junk yard, search the internet (shipping whould be a bitch though) HEY i got it try your local black smith!
steel some steel (!) from a construction site |
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| mezzir |
| remote control vibrator :p |
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| caddyshack |
| quote: | Originally posted by Mr.Mystery
First the Starsplash thread and now this.
I don't know if you're getting better or worse. |
whats your deal? all you ever talk about is how stupid people's threads are.. |
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