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Sunshine married Vtec Junkie!!!!!
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| amdmaxx |
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.
On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."
"What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?"
"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be.
Husband #2 was in software services; he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.
Husband #3 was from field services; he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.
Husband #4 was in telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.
Husband #5 was an engineer; he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.
Husband #6 was from finance and administration; he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
Husband #7 was in marketing; although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.
Husband #8 was a psychologist; all he ever did was talk about it.
Husband #9 was a gynecologist; all he did was look at it.
Husband #10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"
"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"
"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!" |
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| jdat |
| quote: | Originally posted by amdmaxx
"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"
"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!" |
:haha: :haha: :haha:
that's a great closing line |
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| Sunshine79 |
:toothless :haha: :toothless :haha: :toothless
lmao! that's great! |
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| vtec junkie |
| arthurvino, dude you just made my day:D this had me ROFL!!! |
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| politicsofdancin |
| :stongue: :haha: :stongue: errrr arthur, what does that story have to do with brianna getting married to brian?:conf: |
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| Sunshine79 |
| quote: | Originally posted by politicsofdancin
:stongue: :haha: :stongue: errrr arthur, what does that story have to do with brianna getting married to brian?:conf: |
arthur knows i have always had a crush on Brian, naturally. he's telling my secrets to the world! :eyes: :toothless |
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| amdmaxx |
Glad to be of help..
My name is Art...
| quote: | Originally posted by vtec junkie
arthurvino, dude you just made my day:D this had me ROFL!!! |
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| vtec junkie |
| quote: | Originally posted by amdmaxx
Glad to be of help..
My name is Art... |
Great Arthur.......now you can be mine and Brianna's wedding planner:toothless |
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| amdmaxx |
| Rabbi Muzel Tov @ your service.. |
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| Busy Child |
| thats wat i call a TA hookup! |
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| Sunshine79 |
| quote: | Originally posted by vtec junkie
Great Arthur.......now you can be mine and Brianna's wedding planner:toothless |
yes, we keep fighting over the centerpieces! I think they should be miniature statues of Paul van Dyk. :p |
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| jdat |
| matchmaker matchmaker make me a match ! :D |
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