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5 signs you're fag
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| arj1o1 |
saw Breeze_17 post here's a another one:
5 signs you're a fag
1. If you are over 30 and you have a washboard stomach, you are gay. It means you haven't sucked back enough beer with the boys and rather you've been sucking-off the boys and have spent the rest of your free time doing sit-ups, aerobics, and doing the Oprah diet.
2. If you have a cat, you are a Flaaaayming fag. A cat is like a dog, but Gay: it grooms itself constantly but never scratches itself, has a delicate touch except when it uses its nails, and whines to be fed. And just think about how you call a dog..."Killer, come here! I said get your ass over here!" Now think about how you call a cat..."Bun-bun, come to daddy, snookums!" Jeeezus, you're the poster boy for GAY.
3. If you suck on lollipops, Ring-Pops, baby-pacifiers, or any such nonsense, rest assured, you are a Gaylord. A straight man only sucks bar-b-q ribs, crab-claws, raw oysters, craw-fish guts, pickled pigs feet, or titties. Anything else and you are in training to suck El-Dicko and undeniably a fag.
4. If you refuse to take a dump in a public bathroom or piss in a parking lot, you're in a deep homosexual relationship. A man's world is his bathroom; he defecates and urinates where he pleases.
5. If you drink decaf coffee with skim milk, you like a high hard one in the poop-chute. Coffee is to be had strong, black (or with thick, wholesome milk) and full-aroma. A -eating man will never be heard ordering a "Decaf Café Latte with Skim" and he will never, ever know what artificial sweetener tastes like. If you've had NutraSweet in your mouth, you've had a dick there too. |
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| prolikewhoa |
| you're an idiot. |
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| razzi |
| quote: | | A cat is like a dog, but Gay: it grooms itself constantly but never scratches itself, has a delicate touch except when it uses its nails, and whines to be fed. |
clever, got me to laugh a bit |
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| Stéphanie |
| quote: | | And just think about how you call a dog..."Killer, come here! I said get your ass over here!" Now think about how you call a cat..."Bun-bun, come to daddy, snookums!" |
:haha: :stongue: :haha: :stongue: |
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| swantonbomb45 |
| ROFL! nice man |
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| arj1o1 |
| quote: | Originally posted by prolikewhoa
you're an idiot. |
love u 2 ;) |
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| Streakfury |
| quote: | Originally posted by prolikewhoa
you're an idiot. |
Simply not true. |
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| victor |
| quote: | Originally posted by prolikewhoa
you're an idiot. |
pics or stfu...!!!
ARJEN ING RULES.... |
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| 3jaz |
| 4/5 cant be that bad! :rolleyes: |
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| N|te-L|fe |
Hmmm Arjy you already posted this one.....
strange I'm the only one to remember |
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| dj_mdma |
| rofl! the coffee one is hilarious! |
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| DJ_NRG |
| Personally, I can't quit laughing at the dog part! HAHA |
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