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| smallSHEEP |
I hate being around your gf and needing to fart because obviously you don't want to infront of them but your really uncomfortable and then it builds up so its almost unbearible and then you start getting passionate so you definately cant do one so your off to the toilet but it's built up for so long that if you fart it'll reverberate around the room really loud, but you have to cos otherwise it'll come out later and stuff...
What do i do?!?!? |
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| DigiNut |
Post a thread about it on TA. Maybe if you're lucky, your girlfriend will read it and immediately understand your position and say "don't worry honey, you can fart. It's okay."
Or... as an alternative, don't post a thread about it. |
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| infinity HiGH |
| quote: | Originally posted by smallSHEEP
I hate being around your gf and needing to fart because obviously you don't want to infront of them but your really uncomfortable and then it builds up so its almost unbearible and then you start getting passionate so you definately cant do one so your off to the toilet but it's built up for so long that if you fart it'll reverberate around the room really loud, but you have to cos otherwise it'll come out later and stuff...
What do i do?!?!? |
lol...life's greatest dilemma. :haha: :stongue: :stongue: :haha: |
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| trancEyes22 |
| love means being able to fart in front of your gf/bf |
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| KilldaDJ |
guffing is cool
the stinky ones not cool :/ |
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| UWM |
| quote: | Originally posted by trancEyes22
love means being able to fart in front of your gf/bf |
Yar, no matter how much I loved my gf I wouldn't want her dropping bombs around me. |
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| butterfly |
| quote: | Originally posted by trancEyes22
love means being able to fart in front of your gf/bf |
yep, definitely a significant point in the relationship. |
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| Vivid Boy |
| heres the key let it out in lil spirts not all at once....only when ur in the clear tho..a lil one here a lil one there... |
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| Ibiza Dreams |
She knows you fart, and you know that she's had the same "oh-my-god-I-can't-hold-this-fart" feeling. It's like a duel, to see who has enough balls to shoot first. Make sure you laugh hysterically when you fart and say "Sorry baby, did that hit you?"
If she gets mad or embarassed, give her a dutch oven later on that night, sometimes if you introduce her to your gas by force, she'll accept your flatulent tendencies more easily.
EDIT: Try not to fart during sex though, because it's all down hill from there. Even worse if you fart while you're getting a BJ, might as well get married if you ever reach that point of comfortability with each other. |
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| MERTON |
| get a woman that don't care... ggeeessseee!!! dump the priss! |
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| TwoPlow |
| Best. Thread. EVER. :D |
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