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Need help (the evil kind) (pg. 2)
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| angelgirl |
| don't let the username fool you. revenge is something us scorpios live for! ;) |
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| wienerschnitzel |
| these are all really awesome ideas, but i think no matter what you do, she is going to blame it on you anyways! she already blames you for things you don't even do, right? One of my favorites is the dead fish game. If you could access somewhere of hers that she won't check for a while, (a car trunk or under sofa is my favorite), then let that bad boy rot for a while, it is going to be a smell that is really hard to get rid of. :haha: |
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| Enraptured |
Did someone say Eeeeevil?!?!?
Heh heh, it's tough to come up with something with only a few days to work with... and yes, she's probably going to know it was you, so it's best to make it WORTH it! I'm fond of the junk mail scam... sign her up for EVERY piece of junk mail you can... but you don't have time... hmm... you could smear vasoline on her windshield wipers!... or get a permanent sticker and put it RIGHT at eye-level on her windshield... :) That should get you started! |
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| The Highroller |
| quote: | Originally posted by Enraptured
or get a permanent sticker and put it RIGHT at eye-level on her windshield... |
LOL!
I like this one the best. |
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| LoCa |
| quote: | Originally posted by Wurm
I'm still getting over the fact that a girl used the "C" word. |
What's wrong with girls using the c word? I use it all the time! :D |
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| Enraptured |
I don't think ANYBODY should use the "C" word... IMHO... it's beyond crass... surely we can invent better language than that!
Try some good old Shakespearean insults! Like...
Thou bootless unwash'd lewdster!
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Thou crusty botch of nature!
All the Shakespearean insults you need right HERE. |
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| Endlesswave |
| I agree w you Graham. The permanent sticker placed on the windshield at eye leve works perfectly! :haha: |
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| Enraptured |
| The sticker is very nasty. Especially if it's a HARD one to get off... very aggravating if you are going somewhere in a hurry, like to work in the morning! :) I'd say MOST people have JUST enough time to get to work in the morning on time... strike in the wee hours of the night, and you will do the most damage. |
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| Silky Johnson |
Speaking of vengeful scorpios...
A friend of mine got kicked out of her apartment b/c the bitch that lived with her ratted to the landlord about us smoking dope in the house. NOBODY f**ks with my friends, so I decided I'd make her pay. I took a pound of ground beef out of the freezer, and put it in the tattle-tale's room...in her heating vent. In a matter of 2 days the meat turned rancid and stunk up the whole house! Fortunately my friend had already been kicked out and was gone, so she didn't have to experience it.
The best part about the revenge was that the girl had no idea what the smell was, she thought it was broken sewage pipes.
Did I mention this was in the middle of December? She had to sleep with all the windows open and with her winter coat on! LMAO!!! MUHAHAHAHAH!!:disbelief |
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| Endlesswave |
| bwahahahaha. Classic that one is. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^ :D |
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| Skipper |
I once got revenge on a girl who fooled around with my boyfriend while I was in high school. I really, really hated her, but I was a teenager and couldn't think of anything more vengeful than egging her car and writing SLUT in mustard on her driveway. (Well, her parents driveway)
Little did I know....that the next day, the sun dried up all the mustard and soaked it into the pavement permanently. So, in HUGE writing on her driveway, facing the road, read the word SLUT.
I wonder if it's still there. :D |
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