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Need help (the evil kind)
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| tatgirl |
My upstairs neighbor is SUCH a . She's moving out in a few days, & has done nothing but annoy us the past couple weeks. (of course she's turned it around & complains to the landlord that we're making her life hell). He believes me, luckily. Last nite, she called at 12:45am, long after I was asleep, and accused us of mysteriously making things quiet as soon as she called to complain to my roommate Dallas (who was watching tv in her room, not listening to music, which is what she was complaining about- my theory is it's the people above her) She said she called the by-law people & the police (who never showed up). Dallas woke me up to tell me of the conversation, & then I couldn't sleep for an hour (now that Graham's snoring was keeping me awake), and all I could do was sit & fester. I really want to get her back without making it obvious that I'm the one behind it, and that won't get me into legal trouble.
Any tips? |
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| StereoPrincess |
| Spill dirty cat litter in front of her door and don't clean it up. |
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| Dennis Hahn |
I'm a big fan of the ever effective burning dog poo on the front porch.
(refer to Billy Madison for demonstration)
"It's poop again!"
"He called the poop!"
:haha: :stongue: |
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| Skipper |
| lol...Nat, she's going to know it was you. |
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| DJ El Kay Dee |
attach a thick nylon thread (so that its invisible yet doesnt cut nobody)to one side of her doorway...
when shes carrying that sofa out the door, pull on the loose end at the right time and trip the over with the sofa :disbelief |
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| DigiNut |
| Do you have any access to her part of the house? Because I have many thoughts, but none of them would be very useful if you can't get to her or her stuff. |
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| Vivid Boy |
| yesi can think of a few things...some how get a stereo into her room that has an alarm on it that will turn on the stereo at a certain time...have it cranked to full blast then when it turns on at whatever time u call the landlord and complain and kick and hit the walls yelling to be quiet |
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| rabbitjoker |
| quote: | Originally posted by StereoPrincess
Spill dirty cat litter in front of her door and don't clean it up. |
There's not much dirty cat litter left after I stept and slid through some of it Sunday morning.. :haha: |
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| cap |
Do this.
Get an extremely loud sound system and at full blast play the song Green Jelly - 3 little pigs !!! |
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| Wurm |
| I'm still getting over the fact that a girl used the "C" word. |
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| angelgirl |
Set yourself up...ahem...I mean her... on Lavalife and send a "perfect" suitor to her door. The question now becomes: how would yoooooooooou define "perfect"?
or a singing "your crap" telegram is always a nice gesture.
hey, does she have a car alarm on her car?...if so, i suggest going out to the car every night at 3:00 am, touch it and run back home. She will not only have to get out of bed but she will ultimately start pissing off your other neighbours because her car woke them up too. After a week or so... start walking around the neighbourhood saying "I can't believe she woke us up again last night" and maybe they will join your "get back at the neighbour" brigade :D |
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| Vivid Boy |
| quote: | Originally posted by angelgirl
Set yourself up...ahem...I mean her... on Lavalife and send a "perfect" suitor to her door. The question now becomes: how would yoooooooooou define "perfect"?
or a singing "your crap" telegram is always a nice gesture.
hey, does she have a car alarm on her car?...if so, i suggest going out to the car every night at 3:00 am, touch it and run back home. She will not only have to get out of bed but she will ultimately start pissing off your other neighbours because her car woke them up too. After a week or so... start walking around the neighbourhood saying "I can't believe she woke us up again last night" and maybe they will join your "get back at the neighbour" brigade :D |
you know for an angel ur not that innocent...i like it! |
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