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3rd LOTR Survival tips
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| arj1o1 |
For those of you planning on seeing the third LOTR movie at the theater her are some survival tips.
1. Stand up halfway through the movie and yell loudly, "Wait... where the hell is Harry Potter?"
2. Block the entrance to the theater while screaming: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" - After the movie, say "Lucas could have done it better."
3. At some point during the movie, stand up and shout: "I must go! Middle Earth needs me!" and run and try to jump into the screen. After bouncing off, return quietly to your seat.
4. Play a drinking game where you have to take a sip every time someone says: "The Ring."
5. Point and laugh whenever someone dies.
6. Ask the nearest ring-nut if he thinks Gandalf went to Hogwarts
7. Finish off every one of Elrond's lines with "Mr. Anderson."
8. When Aragorn is crowned king, stand up and at the top of your lungs sing, "And I did it.... MY way...!"
9. At the end, complain that Gollum was offensive to Ethiopians
10. Talk like Gollum all through the movie. At the end, bite off someone's finger and fall down the stairs.
11. When Shelob appears, pinch the guy in front of you on the back of the neck.
12. Dress up as old ladies and reenact "The Battle of Helms Deep" Monty Python style.
13. When Denethor lights the fire, shout "Barbecue!"
14. Ask people around you who they think is the next "Terminator" sent from the Middle Earth of the future to assassinate Frodo Baggins
15. In TTT when the Ents decide to march to war, stand up and shout "RUN FOREST, RUN!"
16. Every time someone kills an Orc, yell: "That's what I'm Tolkien about!" See how long it takes before you get kicked out of the theatre.
17. During a wide shot of a battle, inquire, "Where's Waldo?"
18. Talk loudly about how you heard that there is a single frame of a nude Elf hidden somewhere in the movie.
19. Start an Orc sing-a-long.
20. Come to the premiere dressed as Frankenfurter and wander around looking terribly confused.
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| DjChook |
The first ones were great...
After that it felt like teazing spoilers so i stopped readin :) |
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| chojin |
Yeah some werent that bad, the only one im tempted to try is the mr anderson one:rolleyes:
and some were kinda spoilers, but i dont bum it raw so i wasnt that bothered to get it spoilt for me. im defo gonna see it though, did see the other two at the cinema i guess :p |
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| q-tip |
| haha, i like most of em but the run forest run one has got to be the topper. |
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| arj1o1 |
u know that retarded pic? |
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| KilldaDJ |
| quote: | Originally posted by arj1o1
5. Point and laugh whenever someone dies. |
we do that anyway :) |
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| pooley |
Forgot some :)
21. Remove the top off your drink, then proceed to light the straw on fire and tell people in the seats around you about a great battle that took place in your cup long ago.
22. When they go in the paths of the dead, wait for tense moment and shout, "I see dead people!"
23. Imitate what you think a conversation between Gollum, Dobby and Yoda would be like.
24. Release a jar of daddy-long-legs into the theater during the Shelob scene.
25. Wonder out loud if Aragorn is going to run for governor of California.
26. When Sam holds Frodo's hand (or otherwise), start singing, "The Ambiguously Gay Duo!"
27. When Shelob comes on, exclaim, "Man! Charlotte's really let herself go!"
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| whiskers |
matrix > LOTR
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| Shad0wmaster |
those were all great!!! my faves were the Mr. Anderson one and RUN FOREST RUN!!
:haha::haha::haha::haha::haha: |
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| Disney |
| quote: | Originally posted by whiskers
matrix > LOTR
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You sir are WRONG :p |
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| TrancE OasiS |
| ROFL! Me and a friend of mine actually have tickets to the premiere and NO we DIDN'T sleep in a tent for two weeks to get them! Muwhaha |
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