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God is Gay and Has a Big Cock!
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| xKaoSx |
Excerpt of Margaret Cho's response to some crazy religious lady's letter...
> You said that being gay was about love.
> I also disagree with you here. Love does
> not mean anything, until you truly
> experience God's love.
SO He does have a big one. God has the biggest cock. I mean it makes sense. On the seventh day - he didn't rest. He got off. Why not? He created the world in a week. He deserves a blow job. He's God!
> It does not compare to any love you feel.
> God's love isnt' even about "feelings"..
> feelings only mean that your flesh is
> loving it..
Right on. I want God's big huge cock. That would be rad. feelings. We want God's jiz. He is hot and holy. I love God. God rules.
> When 2 God is Spirit and His love changes
> your spirit. It lets you have peace in your
> heart, it gives you life. And when his Holy
> Spirit dwells inside you, believe it or not,
> you begin to see how Satan has decieved
> the world. Your heart goes out to people
> you don't even know..just like I am doing
> now.
I know. You are so nice. God bless you. I hope you get to have God's big holy cock, just like everyone should. It rocks. God's rocks the cocks off everybody. Hooray for God's big dick. Hip hip hooray. Satan went and told everyone God had a small dick, what a deceiver of the world. Everyone needs to know about God's fat cock.
> Have you ever wept your heart out to the
> Lord?
Of course. God and I are really close, and He is always there for me. I just didn't know that I could Him. He never brought it up, and I just thought maybe He didn't like me that way, but I guess it is just that He's gay.
> Have you ever told him to show you
> if there was any sin in your heart?
No, but I am going to ask Him to show me His big cock. |
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| DJ Mil0 |
| d00d you af #$%$ed up , but in a good way, God were going to hell |
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| You aint Ninja |
| Margaret Choi, is a dumbass. |
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| xKaoSx |
| quote: | Originally posted by You aint Ninja
Margaret Choi, is a dumbass. |
Agreed. :tongue3 |
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| davinox |
| she's pretty daymn funny |
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| Kris™ |
| Summarize it im to lazy to read. :p |
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| Orbax |
| quote: | Originally posted by You aint Ninja
Margaret Choi, is a dumbass. |
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| TheFutureIsNear |
| quote: | Originally posted by Orbax
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| fuct4less |
| quote: | Originally posted by TheFutureIsNear
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| Noisician |
| teh funnay :haha: |
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| mndeg |
| all non self respecting asians hate margaret cho |
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