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| Boomer187 |
You should work with the feds and nab these pederasses. hehe
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| sitara |
| u r really bored!!! need help? actually me bored toooooo.... |
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| jinxed84 |
| lol this thread is funny as hell, but really disgusting. |
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Start of steveshreckjr buffer: Wed Dec 17 22:57:06 2003
steveshreckjr: hi honey 22m wanna chat
SarahSweetie25: asl
steveshreckjr: maryland
SarahSweetie25: asl?
steveshreckjr: i told you already!
SarahSweetie25: ?
SarahSweetie25: asl plz
steveshreckjr: I TOLD YOU THAT ALREADY
SarahSweetie25: you did?
SarahSweetie25: when?
steveshreckjr: I told you five times now
SarahSweetie25: oh
SarahSweetie25: no you only said it once
steveshreckjr: oh that's right you were the one not paying attention and asking "asl" five times
SarahSweetie25: sorry
SarahSweetie25: i didt mean too
SarahSweetie25: my english is not that good yet
steveshreckjr: can i see ur pics
SarahSweetie25: you keep yelling at me
SarahSweetie25: i don't know
steveshreckjr: i won't yell if i can see ur pics
SarahSweetie25: hmmm
SarahSweetie25: anywayts
SarahSweetie25: 14/f/arklandia here
steveshreckjr: so can i see them?
SarahSweetie25: no
steveshreckjr: bye you idiot
SarahSweetie25: what
*** Error while sending IM: This user is currently not logged on
SarahSweetie25: thats not very nice
*** Error while sending IM: This user is currently not logged on
End of steveshreckjr buffer: Wed Dec 17 22:57:06 2003
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Start of spiritual begar buffer: Wed Dec 17 23:21:35 2003
spiritual begar: what you wanna talk about?
SarahSweetie25: sex
spiritual begar: lol
spiritual begar: ok
spiritual begar: what about it?
SarahSweetie25: u like sex
SarahSweetie25: hello
SarahSweetie25: are you there
spiritual begar: yea i love sex
spiritual begar: what about you?
SarahSweetie25: no
SarahSweetie25: because i always get raped
spiritual begar: why not?
SarahSweetie25: :(
spiritual begar: omfg
spiritual begar: that ing sucks ass
SarahSweetie25: really?
spiritual begar: i would nev er rape anyone
SarahSweetie25: me neither
SarahSweetie25: unless they were like mean to me or something or called me a name
spiritual begar: and if i saw someone getting raped i would kill the rapist
SarahSweetie25: you shouldnt kill people
SarahSweetie25: bad karma
spiritual begar: lol
spiritual begar: so if i was mean to you you would rape me?
SarahSweetie25: no
spiritual begar: ok then i am confused lol
SarahSweetie25: i thought u said u didnt like raping
spiritual begar: not really
spiritual begar: why do you?
SarahSweetie25: i dont
SarahSweetie25: its gay
spiritual begar: lol
spiritual begar: then what?
spiritual begar: ???
SarahSweetie25: no
SarahSweetie25: ok
SarahSweetie25: you there
SarahSweetie25: hello?
SarahSweetie25: where did you go
SarahSweetie25: hello
SarahSweetie25: hello?
spiritual begar: sorry
spiritual begar: i got dced
SarahSweetie25: hello
SarahSweetie25: ???
SarahSweetie25: you there
spiritual begar: i got disconected
spiritual begar: sorry
spiritual begar: yea i am
spiritual begar: brb
SarahSweetie25: ok
SarahSweetie25: you there
End of spiritual begar buffer: Wed Dec 17 23:21:35 2003
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Start of Me1food buffer: Wed Dec 17 23:21:45 2003
Me1food: hey
SarahSweetie25: asl
Me1food: 17/m/nc
Me1food: u?
SarahSweetie25: 14/f/arklandia
Me1food: cool
Me1food: I mean it's cool thee, right?
Me1food: lol
SarahSweetie25: what?
Me1food: isn't it cold there?
SarahSweetie25: arklandia?
Me1food: yeah
SarahSweetie25: no way
SarahSweetie25: its about 90 outside
Me1food: , I thought it was close to the north
Me1food: my bad
SarahSweetie25: no
SarahSweetie25: its right by the equator
SarahSweetie25: near the falken islands
SarahSweetie25: you know that right?
Me1food: i know now
Me1food: lol
SarahSweetie25: ahh thats good
SarahSweetie25: so
SarahSweetie25: do u like stuff
SarahSweetie25: like
Me1food: what stuff are we talking about???
Me1food: lol
SarahSweetie25: oh
SarahSweetie25: sorry
SarahSweetie25: i dont remember
SarahSweetie25: who is this?
Me1food: i just imed u
Me1food: wait, I talked to u before
SarahSweetie25: really?
Me1food: yup
SarahSweetie25: hmm you aren't on my friends list
Me1food: u blew me off though
SarahSweetie25: weird
SarahSweetie25: do i know you?
Me1food: yeah
Me1food: some nights ago
SarahSweetie25: kinda hard, considering i just made this screen name today
Me1food: well, u got lucky
Me1food: lol
SarahSweetie25: hmm
Me1food: i'm just kidding.... i just imed u
Me1food: lol
SarahSweetie25: haha you're funny!!11
SarahSweetie25: ...not
Me1food: whatever
Me1food: so ur sarah huh
SarahSweetie25: yep
SarahSweetie25: thats what my nickname says
SarahSweetie25: for all you know
Me1food: I don't think ur sweetie at all
Me1food: ur just a wild child
Me1food: lol
SarahSweetie25: i could be some 18 year old in florida that is posting this conversations on some message board on the internet
SarahSweetie25: not really
SarahSweetie25: so anyways
SarahSweetie25: whats up
SarahSweetie25: i was just playing earlier lol
Me1food: right....
SarahSweetie25: so what are you into
Me1food: that depends on what kinda stuff
Me1food: lol
SarahSweetie25: SEXUALLY
Me1food: damn! ur horny aren't u
Me1food: lol
SarahSweetie25: yeah
SarahSweetie25: EXRETREMEMLLELY!!!11
Me1food: i'm into anything, except goth, torture
SarahSweetie25: yeah
SarahSweetie25: no torture
Me1food: i love to hand cuff girls and just eat her out
Me1food: she can't do anything but to scream and cum on my face
SarahSweetie25: thats sounds kinda boring
Me1food: i like ing in the shower
SarahSweetie25: but then you get all wet
Me1food: yeah
Me1food: I like mixing toys wit touching a girl
SarahSweetie25: like what kind of toys
SarahSweetie25: action figures?
SarahSweetie25: tonka trucks?
Me1food: lol funny....
Me1food: adult toys
SarahSweetie25: ahh
SarahSweetie25: those toys!
SarahSweetie25: i didnt know adults were supposed to play with toys
SarahSweetie25: mmkay
Me1food: i'll use vibrator on girls clit while I stroke her g-spot
Me1food: then put a lubricants on her clit and rub it hard and fast
SarahSweetie25: hmm
SarahSweetie25: you've seen to much porn
Me1food: no, i really do that
SarahSweetie25: ok
Me1food: so u have picture of u?
Me1food: I thought u said that in a chat room
SarahSweetie25: yeah
Me1food: let me see
SarahSweetie25: ok
SarahSweetie25: whats your email address
SarahSweetie25: i cant DC on here
Me1food: [email protected][/email]
SarahSweetie25: ok
SarahSweetie25: one sec
SarahSweetie25: hey ASL?
Me1food: 17/m/nc
Me1food: I told u that before
SarahSweetie25: what?
SarahSweetie25: i've never talked to you before?
Me1food: no, I'm saying that when I started chatting wit you, I told u my asl
SarahSweetie25: what? I just IM'd you
SarahSweetie25: i just got on my computer like a minute ago...
SarahSweetie25: hey ASL?
Me1food: 17/m/nc
SarahSweetie25: cool
SarahSweetie25: whats up?
Me1food: not much
Me1food: did u send me ur pic?
SarahSweetie25: what pic
SarahSweetie25: lol
SarahSweetie25: yeah one sec
SarahSweetie25: i gotta log on to my email
SarahSweetie25: ...
SarahSweetie25: this thing is so ing slow
SarahSweetie25: ok sent
Me1food: ok
Me1food: let me check
SarahSweetie25: k
SarahSweetie25: you get it
Me1food: not yet
Me1food: did u sent it to the right e-mail?
SarahSweetie25: yeah
SarahSweetie25: the one u gave me
End of Me1food buffer: Wed Dec 17 23:21:45 2003
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Start of spughes16 buffer: Wed Dec 17 23:22:11 2003
spughes16: hey
spughes16: how are you?
spughes16: a/s/l
SarahSweetie25: im about to kill someone
spughes16: wow, that is not good
SarahSweetie25: 14 f konklandizia
spughes16: where is that?
SarahSweetie25: near the aplz islands by the equator
spughes16: cool
SarahSweetie25: there's the big club over there called netw3rked
SarahSweetie25: its pretty phat
spughes16: that's cool
spughes16: so do you have a pic/
SarahSweetie25: why does everoyne ask that!!11
spughes16: i dunno
spughes16: i like to see pics of people
SarahSweetie25: why, you can walk outside and see people...
SarahSweetie25: see them for real
SarahSweetie25: not just a static, lifeless image of htem
spughes16: lol, not you
spughes16: you aren't here
SarahSweetie25: im not much to look at
SarahSweetie25: im just ing gorgeous
SarahSweetie25: bahahahaha
spughes16: can i see your pic?
SarahSweetie25: hmmm
SarahSweetie25: maybe
SarahSweetie25: what are you into
SarahSweetie25: i like using bottles and stuff
spughes16: huh
SarahSweetie25: SEXUALLY
spughes16: i dunno do you have a pic?
SarahSweetie25: hmmm maybe
SarahSweetie25: what are you into?
SarahSweetie25: i like using bottles and stuff
spughes16: im into boobs
SarahSweetie25: ahh thats good
SarahSweetie25: i have those!!!1
spughes16: what size?
SarahSweetie25: 34c
spughes16: nice
spughes16: can i see a pic
SarahSweetie25: ok
SarahSweetie25: u have email
spughes16: can you send it on here?
SarahSweetie25: no
SarahSweetie25: you there
SarahSweetie25: do u have email
spughes16: yeah
SarahSweetie25: i can send u my picccs that way
SarahSweetie25: i have like 50 though
SarahSweetie25: is that ok
SarahSweetie25: the are nakedo nes though
SarahSweetie25: ok sent
SarahSweetie25: enjoy!!!1
spughes16: [email][email protected]
SarahSweetie25: sent
spughes16: how i just gave you my address
SarahSweetie25: sent
SarahSweetie25: no i sent it before that
SarahSweetie25: sorry
SarahSweetie25: i frogot
spughes16: to the wrong address then
SarahSweetie25: is that ok
SarahSweetie25: are you mad at me?
SarahSweetie25: i will sned agian
SarahSweetie25: aplz wait mmkay
spughes16: ok
SarahSweetie25: ok sent
SarahSweetie25: try now
spughes16: ok
SarahSweetie25: ok sent
SarahSweetie25: try it now
spughes16: didnt get it yet
SarahSweetie25: ok sent
SarahSweetie25: try it now
SarahSweetie25: sorry
SarahSweetie25: it keeps freezing and
SarahSweetie25: and this keeps poopping up and ok
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And this is the best one of them all:
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Start of Dragon89S buffer: Wed Dec 17 23:43:30 2003
SarahSweetie25: ok sent
Dragon89S: ?
SarahSweetie25: sent the stuff too you
Dragon89S: whatstuff?????
SarahSweetie25: that stuff u just requested!
Dragon89S: i didnt request anything u got the wrong person
SarahSweetie25: no
SarahSweetie25: you just asked me for those files
SarahSweetie25: and i sent them to you
Dragon89S: what files
SarahSweetie25: those photos
Dragon89S: photos?
SarahSweetie25: yeah
SarahSweetie25: of that stuff you wanted
Dragon89S: Idid not request anything sorry
Dragon89S: nope
SarahSweetie25: wtf
SarahSweetie25: why do you always do this to me?
SarahSweetie25: you ask me to send you these photos, THAT I WORK MY ASS OFF FOR
SarahSweetie25: and then when I send them to you
Dragon89S: do what
SarahSweetie25: You just act like I never did
SarahSweetie25: Im sick of this, I Cant take this anymore
Dragon89S: ???
SarahSweetie25: There you go again, playing dumb with me
Dragon89S: who the HELL are u???
SarahSweetie25: WTF
SarahSweetie25: Who is this?
Dragon89S: seriously
SarahSweetie25: Who are you?
Dragon89S: my name?
SarahSweetie25: No
SarahSweetie25: Why did you just IM me out of the blue asking me "who the HELL I was"
Dragon89S: u im me
SarahSweetie25: No...
SarahSweetie25: I dont think so
Dragon89S: i do
SarahSweetie25: What?
SarahSweetie25: Are you crazy?
SarahSweetie25: Hey did you get the photos?
Dragon89S: u im me and said "ok sent"
SarahSweetie25: YEah
SarahSweetie25: Did you get them?
SarahSweetie25: Dont tell Marci though
SarahSweetie25: shhh
Dragon89S: whos marci i didnt get anything
SarahSweetie25: Thats good, just act like you dont even know her
SarahSweetie25: We dont want her finding about this
SarahSweetie25: If she does, we are both dead, you got that?
Dragon89S: i still havent got anything
SarahSweetie25: This is some serious
SarahSweetie25: Too heavy lift by ourselves
SarahSweetie25: OK?
SarahSweetie25: Make sure you call Paul in the morning and tell him whats up
Dragon89S: PAUL??
SarahSweetie25: And I left the briefcase under your bed with the decoder in it, so make sure you give that to mike when you meet him at the airport tommorow
SarahSweetie25: Ok?
Dragon89S: ??????????????????????????
SarahSweetie25: It's not that hard!
SarahSweetie25: Call paul, tell him you got the photos
SarahSweetie25: Get the brief case
SarahSweetie25: Open it
SarahSweetie25: Get out the decoder
SarahSweetie25: Give that to mike when you go to the airport tommorow
SarahSweetie25: You got it?
Dragon89S: i have no clue what ur talking about
Dragon89S: whats ur asl??
SarahSweetie25: OMG, I can't believe we hired you
SarahSweetie25: So you are telling me you can't open up a briefcase?
SarahSweetie25: Do you even remember what mike looks like
SarahSweetie25: We are so going to Jail, .
Dragon89S: what brief case
SarahSweetie25: You know, we might as well just turn ourselves in
SarahSweetie25: We're ed.
SarahSweetie25: Once Marci and Juan find out, we are gonna be killed
SarahSweetie25: I can't figure out what I should do
SarahSweetie25: Turn myself in, or die.
SarahSweetie25: Just give Mike the decoder, can you promise me that?
SarahSweetie25: Please?
Dragon89S: hold up whats ur name anyways
SarahSweetie25: Sarah
SarahSweetie25: You know that...
Dragon89S: okay
Dragon89S: wut da r u talkin about
SarahSweetie25: Ok, well I have to go pick up Julie from the train station, I'll be back on in 30 minutes, just play it safe and don't answer the phone.
SarahSweetie25: Ok?
SarahSweetie25: You got it?
SarahSweetie25: Hello?
Dragon89S: ????
SarahSweetie25: I need you to confirm this before I go.
SarahSweetie25: God dammit. We are ed. You dont even know whats going on...jesus christ...you're our last hope.
SarahSweetie25: If you dont do this, we are going to die, you know that right?
SarahSweetie25: We are so DEAD.
SarahSweetie25: You dont want to die do you?
Dragon89S: i dont even know u
SarahSweetie25: OMG, I was over there this afternoon!
SarahSweetie25: Look under your bed, the briefcase is RIGHT THERE.
Dragon89S: how old r u
SarahSweetie25: Don't change the ing subject.
Dragon89S: neways
Dragon89S: LISTEN
Dragon89S: IVE NEVER HEARD OF YOU
Dragon89S: I DONT KNOW WHAT UR TALKIN BOUT
SarahSweetie25: ...
SarahSweetie25: I dont want to die
SarahSweetie25: I dont want to die
SarahSweetie25: I dont want to die
SarahSweetie25: Please, PLEASE
SarahSweetie25: Im begging you, PLEASE get that decoder to mike
SarahSweetie25: Im going to die if you dont do this
SarahSweetie25: He needs the decoder
Dragon89S: ur not gonna just get ahold of the right person
Dragon89S: im not him
SarahSweetie25: OMG, You are the right person
SarahSweetie25: You are the contact
SarahSweetie25: I was givin this as my contact information
Dragon89S: the contact??
SarahSweetie25: He said you would be confused at first
SarahSweetie25: But after I explained everything you would know whats going on
SarahSweetie25: Were you not briefed of the mission
SarahSweetie25: ?
Dragon89S: I DONT KNOW ANYTHING
SarahSweetie25: .
SarahSweetie25: Im screwed.
Dragon89S: WHAT MISSION
SarahSweetie25: Mission Aplz
SarahSweetie25: You know at least that much, right?
Dragon89S: Aplz????????????????????????
SarahSweetie25: Yes.
Dragon89S: NO
SarahSweetie25: .
Dragon89S: dont know
SarahSweetie25: Ok, I know what to do.
SarahSweetie25: I need you to do something for me, do you have a telephone around?
Dragon89S: no
SarahSweetie25: Are you sure?
Dragon89S: not that i know of
SarahSweetie25: You are saving someone's life.
SarahSweetie25: Actually, you are saving the lives of about 50 people.
SarahSweetie25: Do you want to be the killer of 50 people?
Dragon89S: e-mail the pictures u were talking about
SarahSweetie25: I already sent them.
SarahSweetie25: I no longer have them.
SarahSweetie25: They are destroyed now.
SarahSweetie25: It doesn't matter anymore.
SarahSweetie25: Even if you saw them, you would not know what you were looking at.
SarahSweetie25: Oh well, goodbye cruel world.
SarahSweetie25: It was a nice ride.
SarahSweetie25: But now, it's all over.
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| mezzir |
:haha: :haha: :haha:
he strikes again :disbelief
we should get some tag team stuff going on
like that last one but with like 8 people in on it
i've done stuff like that before, in geat |
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| placebo |
| quote: | Originally posted by mezzir
:haha: :haha: :haha:
he strikes again :disbelief
we should get some tag team stuff going on
like that last one but with like 8 people in on it
i've done stuff like that before, in geat |
I like your methods. |
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| Chell |
Hahahahaha!
very funny them :stongue: |
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| placebo |
| quote: | Originally posted by Chell
Hahahahaha!
very funny them :stongue: |
Yeah, I'm a comedian w00t! |
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| superglo |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ripped Bag
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wtf !!! the in bot is speaking malay. . .wahahahahas... |
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