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Start of OoPerfclyCrzyoO buffer: Sun Dec 14 20:41:33 2003
Tim Sath: OMFG
Tim Sath: YOU LIKE SKATERS
OoPerfclyCrzyoO: who is this?
Tim Sath: OMFG
Tim Sath: i am a skater
OoPerfclyCrzyoO: ok
Tim Sath: whats
Tim Sath: up
Tim Sath: ?
Tim Sath: asl?
OoPerfclyCrzyoO: nottin, 15 f oh u?
Tim Sath: 18 m FL
Tim Sath: what did you mean when u said skater
Tim Sath: like what kind of skating
Tim Sath: you there
Tim Sath: ???
Tim Sath: hello
OoPerfclyCrzyoO: any kind
Tim Sath: im an ice skater
Tim Sath: not really
Tim Sath: haha
Tim Sath: i made that up
OoPerfclyCrzyoO: o god, i thought that uw ere serious
Tim Sath: i know
Tim Sath: actually im a professional basketball field skater
Tim Sath: its this new extreme sport in florida
OoPerfclyCrzyoO: o, i have never herd of that
Tim Sath: they mix field hockey and basketball with the skill of skating
Tim Sath: its cool
Tim Sath: im the player of the year so far
OoPerfclyCrzyoO: holy , is it hard?
Tim Sath: yeah
Tim Sath: you have to work out alot
OoPerfclyCrzyoO: i would imagine so
Tim Sath: this is the first time in months i've actually had free time
Tim Sath: they gave us a few weeks off for the holidays
Tim Sath: actually i made that up too
Tim Sath: hahahaha
Tim Sath: no just playin
Tim Sath: but anyways
Tim Sath: are you hot
OoPerfclyCrzyoO: ppl think so
Tim Sath: cool
Tim Sath: are you avirgin
OoPerfclyCrzyoO: blonde/redish hair blue eyes size 34 c
OoPerfclyCrzyoO: nope
Tim Sath: are you a hoe?
Tim Sath: do you have sex all the time with random guys
Tim Sath: ever had unprotected sex?
OoPerfclyCrzyoO: nope, jus one
OoPerfclyCrzyoO: nope
Tim Sath: hmmm
OoPerfclyCrzyoO: well kind, he didnt nut IN me
Tim Sath: haha
Tim Sath: yeah right
Tim Sath: you just made that up
Tim Sath: you liear
Tim Sath: you have never had sex in your life
OoPerfclyCrzyoO: no i swear
Tim Sath: WHY ARE YOU LYING TO ME?
Tim Sath: i just wanted to talk to someone
Tim Sath: :(
Tim Sath: so he didn't nut in you
Tim Sath: cool
Tim Sath: i nutted in a girl by accident one time
Tim Sath: she got pregnant
Tim Sath: but we decided to get an abortion
Tim Sath: we have the dead fetus in a jar on top of our fireplace
OoPerfclyCrzyoO: y?
Tim Sath: its pretty tight
Tim Sath: makes for a good conversation piece
OoPerfclyCrzyoO: eeewwwwwww
Tim Sath: yeah
Tim Sath: thats what everyone says
Tim Sath: but its still pretty cool
OoPerfclyCrzyoO: r u guys b/f and g/f now?
Tim Sath: yeah
OoPerfclyCrzyoO: do u live together
Tim Sath: we have sex all the time
Tim Sath: yeah
OoPerfclyCrzyoO: ha ha ok
Tim Sath: she's only 14 though
Tim Sath: so we have to keep it a secret
Tim Sath: her parents kicked her out
Tim Sath: and i took her under my wing
OoPerfclyCrzyoO: y did they kick her out?
Tim Sath: for getting pregnant
OoPerfclyCrzyoO: u could get in a lot of trouble if ne one cought u
Tim Sath: their house caught on fire a few years ago
Tim Sath: and killed her mom and maimed her dad
Tim Sath: so her dad is in the hospital now
Tim Sath: why would we get in trouble?
OoPerfclyCrzyoO: under age, ur 18 right
Tim Sath: yeah
Tim Sath: underage?
Tim Sath: whats that?
OoPerfclyCrzyoO: she is under age
Tim Sath: why
OoPerfclyCrzyoO: for u
Tim Sath: ??
OoPerfclyCrzyoO: by law
Tim Sath: what?
Tim Sath: i dont get it
Tim Sath: but anyways
*** Auto-response from OoPerfclyCrzyoO: u should be hiding, i am trying to find you!!!! GO HIDE
End of OoPerfclyCrzyoO buffer: Sun Dec 14 20:41:33 2003 |
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| DJYaNiK |
| quote: | Originally posted by placebo
Tim Sath: actually im a professional basketball field skater
Tim Sath: we have the dead fetus in a jar on top of our fireplace
OoPerfclyCrzyoO: y?
Tim Sath: its pretty tight
Tim Sath: makes for a good conversation piece
Tim Sath: she's only 14 though
Tim Sath: their house caught on fire a few years ago
Tim Sath: and killed her mom and maimed her dad
Tim Sath: so her dad is in the hospital now
Tim Sath: underage?
Tim Sath: whats that? |
LMFAO :haha: :haha: :haha: |
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Start of mcsk8ter1 buffer: Sun Dec 14 20:54:44 2003
mcsk8ter1: hey asl
Tim Sath: 12/f/CT
Tim Sath: u?
Tim Sath: i am on my daddies name
mcsk8ter1: 16/m/il
Tim Sath: wow
Tim Sath: you are 16!!
Tim Sath: coool!!!
mcsk8ter1: yea
Tim Sath: DO YOU HAVE A CAR!!
mcsk8ter1: yea
Tim Sath: WOW
Tim Sath: THAT IS SO COOL
mcsk8ter1: yea
Tim Sath: hehehe
Tim Sath: so r u a cutie!!!111
mcsk8ter1: wanna see a pic
Tim Sath: i dunno
Tim Sath: i have to ask my daddy first :(
mcsk8ter1: its just of me im not like nude or nothin
Tim Sath: hmmm
Tim Sath: ok
Tim Sath: how do isee your photo!!!
mcsk8ter1: you have to connect
mcsk8ter1: and it will send it
Tim Sath: how do i do THAT!
mcsk8ter1: haha nvm then
Tim Sath: wha
Tim Sath: i wanns ee u cutie!!!
Tim Sath: :(((
*** timsath wants to directly connect.
Tim Sath: i theenk i fig'd it out!!
mcsk8ter1: yea u did
Tim Sath: YAY@!!!!111
Tim Sath: where is the pic...!!!
mcsk8ter1: it hasnt connected yet
Tim Sath: well i gtotta to sleep
Tim Sath: goodnighty!!!
mcsk8ter1: ok later
End of mcsk8ter1 buffer: Sun Dec 14 20:54:44 2003 |
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Start of NoFairCatcH81 buffer: Sun Dec 14 20:56:33 2003
NoFairCatcH81: you got a mic?
Tim Sath: haha
Tim Sath: yeha
NoFairCatcH81: asl
Tim Sath: why do u ask
Tim Sath: 21/F/ct
NoFairCatcH81: would you like to use it?
Tim Sath: why
NoFairCatcH81: you wanna do something for me?
Tim Sath: why
Tim Sath: dude are you a sicko or something
NoFairCatcH81: no
NoFairCatcH81: do you?
Tim Sath: what
NoFairCatcH81: do something for me
Tim Sath: what
Tim Sath: i dunno
Tim Sath: i dont know if i trust u or not yet
NoFairCatcH81: well what you weant me to do then
Tim Sath: what
Tim Sath: i dunno
Tim Sath: make me some breakfast
Tim Sath: some eggs, bacon, sausage
NoFairCatcH81: ok
NoFairCatcH81: you gonna come get it?
Tim Sath: no
Tim Sath: you have to bring it too me outside
NoFairCatcH81: so i go outside and you get it?
Tim Sath: no
Tim Sath: im outside
Tim Sath: in a giant hole in the front lawn
Tim Sath: and you bring it to me
NoFairCatcH81: ok
NoFairCatcH81: on my way
Tim Sath: WTF
Tim Sath: hahaah
NoFairCatcH81: what?
Tim Sath: nothin my cat just jumped on me
NoFairCatcH81: so you wanna do something for me on that mic?
Tim Sath: what
Tim Sath: mic????
Tim Sath: what are you talking about
Tim Sath: who is this?
NoFairCatcH81: you sayed you had a mic?
Tim Sath: what?
Tim Sath: mic???
NoFairCatcH81: you sayed you had a micraphon
Tim Sath: what?
Tim Sath: who the hell is this?
Tim Sath: why are you IM'ing me??
NoFairCatcH81: omg
NoFairCatcH81: becasue you told me too
Tim Sath: what?
Tim Sath: WHAT THE ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
End of NoFairCatcH81 buffer: Sun Dec 14 20:56:33 2003 |
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After i hit 888 again...
NoFairCatcH81: do you have a mic?
NoFairCatcH81: yes or no?
Tim Sath: yeah!!!
Tim Sath: 888!!!
Tim Sath: WOOHOO
NoFairCatcH81: lol
Tim Sath: 88888888888888
Tim Sath: dumbass
Tim Sath: haha |
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| DJYaNiK |
| quote: | Originally posted by placebo
NoFairCatcH81: you sayed you had a micraphon |
Wow... His knowledge of the English language is superb.
| quote: | Originally posted by placebo
After i hit 888 again...
NoFairCatcH81: do you have a mic?
NoFairCatcH81: yes or no?
Tim Sath: yeah!!!
Tim Sath: 888!!!
Tim Sath: WOOHOO
NoFairCatcH81: lol
Tim Sath: 88888888888888
Tim Sath: dumbass
Tim Sath: haha |
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Start of skaterboi000009 buffer: Sun Dec 14 21:15:33 2003
skaterboi000009: hey
Tim Sath: hi111!11
skaterboi000009: whats up
Tim Sath: NOT MUCH
Tim Sath: jUST WATCHIN TOONS
skaterboi000009: cool
skaterboi000009: can i see your pics
skaterboi000009: 12mmo
Tim Sath: i udnno
Tim Sath: do u like little girls
skaterboi000009: yeah
skaterboi000009: like short?
Tim Sath: no youngies
Tim Sath: hehe
Tim Sath: like me
skaterboi000009: yeah
Tim Sath: ven tho i not virgin
Tim Sath: hehehe
skaterboi000009: ha
skaterboi000009: are you fine
Tim Sath: yeeeah!!!
skaterboi000009: show me pics
skaterboi000009: plz
Tim Sath: noo
Tim Sath: they are mine111!11
skaterboi000009: ill show you mine
Tim Sath: noooo
Tim Sath: no t yet
Tim Sath: i dunnot you wells
Tim Sath: i dunno u r yung
skaterboi000009: what
Tim Sath: wait
Tim Sath: what is your age again!111!111
skaterboi000009: 12
Tim Sath: YEAH RIGHT
Tim Sath: hahahaha
skaterboi000009: look at my pic
skaterboi000009: ill show you im 12
*** skaterboi000009 wants to directly connect.
Tim Sath: you probably 30 or something sicko!!11 trying to get with 12!!111111!!11
Tim Sath: onetwothreefour
Tim Sath: hey i wanna tell you a story real quick
Tim Sath: before i look at your pictories
skaterboi000009: ok
Tim Sath: There once this man
Tim Sath: From Japan
Tim Sath: who had cheese on his feet
Tim Sath: Well one day this man
Tim Sath: Opens a can
Tim Sath: A drives off a cliff and DIES hahahahaha
Tim Sath: DEATH DESTRUCTION
Tim Sath: BURN BURN BURN BURN
Tim Sath: YAY
Tim Sath: KILL THE SMILEYS
Tim Sath: WOO WOO WOO WOO WOO
Tim Sath: YAY
Tim Sath: SMILEY KILL
Tim Sath: death murder kill terminator 69928509181981
skaterboi000009: hyper are we
Tim Sath: NOO!!!
Tim Sath: MUDER ILLL aj j
skaterboi000009: bs
Tim Sath: NO!!!
Tim Sath: SB!!!
skaterboi000009: bsbsbbsbsbsbsbs
Tim Sath: hahahha i typed it backwards
Tim Sath: SBSBSBSBSBSBSBS
Tim Sath: FOOL BAR
Tim Sath: i eat your babies!!!!
skaterboi000009: BS
Tim Sath: ok i gotta go whack off my monkeys and bannanas
Tim Sath: bye beye talk to you lat8r
End of skaterboi000009 buffer: Sun Dec 14 21:15:33 2003 |
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[20:09] whats up baby wanna know how much macaroni I spilled down my pants?
[20:09] i ni memilih tau..
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[20:11] I think you're trying to get me to sex you up
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[20:11] I want nude bananas
[20:11] whut time now dear?
[20:11] lets chill out at #Hotsex
[20:12] I'd rather get hot at Taco Bell
[20:12] care to chatz ?
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[20:12] rare lah nick u ni
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[20:12] is this jerry ?
[20:12] #Hotsex
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[20:12] did u really luv me ?
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[20:13] 19.M.My Room
[20:13] bersambung ..
[20:13] u try #Hotsex plak
[20:13] I only understand sex talk baby, not weirdo
[20:13] ermmm
[20:13] superb i cakap u #Hotsex ni.
[20:13] hows your salad looking? need to be tossed?
[20:13] i ni memilih tau..
[20:13] Dara dan teruna digalakan masuk ---->>>> #Hotsex
[20:14] What language is that? The kind where we get naked?
[20:14] ampang girl here
[20:14] no passwd require to join our domain #Hotsex
[20:14] whats that?
[20:14] wow, interesting
[20:14] tolong i kejap, kat --->> #Hotsex
[20:14] you're not even in Hotsex
[20:14] No such nick
[20:15] oh bitch
[20:15] No such nick |
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Start of CyBtWh buffer: Sun Dec 14 21:32:17 2003
CyBtWh: hi got a pic?
Tim Sath: asl
CyBtWh: 33/m mi
Tim Sath: 12/f/az here
CyBtWh: got a pic?
Tim Sath: maybe!!!1
CyBtWh: can i see?
Tim Sath: nooo not yet
CyBtWh: whys that?
Tim Sath: how big is your dingy
Tim Sath: hehee
Tim Sath: sorry for asking
CyBtWh: its about 6 1/2 inches not huge but not small
Tim Sath: i wanna get broken in before high school!!!11
CyBtWh: really what grade are you currently in?
Tim Sath: 7th
CyBtWh: why do you wann get broken in before high school?
Tim Sath: i like sex!!1
Tim Sath: well
Tim Sath: i finger yself alot
CyBtWh: you ever use any toys?
Tim Sath: what! nooo!!!
Tim Sath: just ginger!!!
Tim Sath: yay!!
Tim Sath: its fun
Tim Sath: so what is your name!!11
CyBtWh: nick
Tim Sath: cool
Tim Sath: my name is Sarah-Anne
CyBtWh: you?
Tim Sath: hey can i call u!
CyBtWh: i dont give my number out over the net sorry
Tim Sath: pleaseee
Tim Sath: :(
CyBtWh: nope sorry
Tim Sath: :(
CyBtWh: you have a mic?
Tim Sath: no
CyBtWh: oh
CyBtWh: well how about this if i can see yer pick ill give you my phone number ?
Tim Sath: ok
Tim Sath: let me get the picc!!!1
Tim Sath: ok
Tim Sath: now what
*** timsath wants to directly connect.
Tim Sath: ok im trying to DC
CyBtWh: i dont think its working
*** CyBtWh direct connection failure: couldn't connect to host.
Tim Sath: :(
Tim Sath: do u have mail!!!11
Tim Sath: E-mail ???!1
*** CyBtWh wants to directly connect.
Tim Sath: hey do u have e0mail!11
End of CyBtWh buffer: Sun Dec 14 21:32:17 2003 |
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| Booooooo! Quality Decreasing! |
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| quote: | Originally posted by placebo
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Start of CyBtWh buffer: Sun Dec 14 21:32:17 2003
CyBtWh: hi got a pic?
Tim Sath: asl
CyBtWh: 33/m mi
Tim Sath: 12/f/az here
CyBtWh: got a pic?
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| placebo |
| quote: | Originally posted by DJYaNiK
Booooooo! Quality Decreasing! |
Yeah
But still funny nonetheless |
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