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Arturo's Birthday Thread
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| dEEkAy |
Alright,
as some of us know. Art's Birthday is on the 18th of this month.
And he finally reached his goal: becoming 21.
but before we gonna say "Happy Birthday", I think it is time to have a little review of the last 21 years.
Back in 1983 Arturo Bonetti (also known as: Barturo Simpsonetti, Sheturo Malenetti, Arturo La Mento, Arturo Shynetti....) "came to earth".
One first speculated he was a failure, because his size was very unusual for his age:
We have no exact information about where he was born but some people speculate it was on an old farm somewhere on Sri Lanka in the middle of nowhere.
As soon as arturob was able to get his brain working in a half-proper way, he knew what he had to do. Going to the country of obvious freedom.
Soon he made new friends like the talented indy (known as "politicsofdancin" on TA).
After getting used to the western society and culture...
...arturob thought he was cycling down to pre-school but ended up getting to "Space" where he saw his future fav. DJ "Paul van dyk" for the very first time.
This can be seen as THE striking event.
Arturob could not stop dreaming of being 21. Visiting 21+ clubs,
checking out hookers (which he did before)...
...and even his mum was so shocked by arturo's early Booze attempts, that she called in a cheapo Miami Televion News team to bring a reportage about her son and his alcoholic orgys:
This legendary TV Report brought arturob up to the miamian high society took away arturo's sense for reality.
One day, arturob met his therapist of whom some might think he may be Dave Dresden but official sources confirmed it was Bill Gate's son "Fill".
The weapon of choice was weed and Fill-Gates connection to the Matrix(!). Unfortunately the Matrix Connection suffered from a serious Bluescreen of Death which had serious facial deformations as a result. As everyone can see, arturo has a few bits&bytes of Mr.Smith leftover in his face (aside of his craziness playing around as a Jedi with a stupid stick):
After weeks and months of researching, his careful mum found a doctor who was able to restore arturo's outward appearance and characteristics:
Dr.Schulz - Doctor for special cases.
Although some people say he's been sponsored by the mafia and several gangs from Vice City, there was no official confirmation of that yet:
This is just a piece of Sheturo Malenetti's Life today.
More on his 22nd birthday!!
For now..
Happy Birthday Art!!
I'm posting this NOW because I probably cant be here when he's got his birthday (due to timezone and schedule issues).
no need to bash the cheap photoshop works :p i dont feel like spending hours on this crap
yes, this was a constant stream of bull from my brain unleashed here on the forum :p |
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| torontotrance |
| break a leg (i mean it :P) |
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| Mebot |
hehe!
awesome biography, i feel like ive known arty all my life now!
Cheers on your 21st f0x! |
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| Tranz |
I thought he was like 35?  |
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| igottaknow |
happy vandit to you,
happy vandit to you,
happyyyyyyyyy vandit dear vandit whooooooooore
happppppy vandit to you |
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| TrAnCeAkI |
thats the funniest thing ive ever seen deek!!! ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
HAPPY BIRTHDAY BABYCAKES!!!!!!!!!!! Have a good one! |
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| Boomer187 |
that hookers kinda hot.....in a skanky anorexic hooker type of a way.
happy b-day, and I second teh 35 years old thing. |
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| Wicked Neo |
Happy Birthday Arturo u knobber :p
and great work deek, u have prooved what we have all suspected,
arturo is not normal . . .
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| Maaz |
hrhrhrhrhrhrhr
OMG, I die x 10
:toothless
Happy b-day Mr. B :) |
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| Echo of Silence |
dEEkAy OMG that is the cutest post ever!!
Happy happy birthday, Artiiiiiiiiiiiiiiie!! 21 huggles and kisses to you (not 'til Sunday of course!). I hope your two parties are the funnest mostest fun more funner mostest funnest imagineable!! |
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| Shook1 |
Post of the Year 2004 (so far ;) )
I dont know u Arturo, although I do see your posts in FLTA. Hopefully we'll meet sometime at a party on South Beach or possibly WMC .........
Anyways...
Cheers Mate. Happy 21st BDay!
-Shook1 |
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| whiskers |
ahahah, OWNED... matt, you rock
happy birthday to our favorite TA Teddy Bear :D |
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