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| ABTsportsline |
I never see a thread on jokes related to Trance or Raves or the like, so i figured we'll
see what we got going here....
I'll start i guess, since i'm the ass who started this thread...
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A little rabbit is happily running through the forest when he
stumbles upon a giraffe rolling a joint.
The rabbit looks at her and says, "Giraffe, my friend, Think
about what you're doing to yourself! Come with me running through
the forest, you'll see, you'll feel so much better!" The
giraffe looks at him, looks at the joint, tosses it and goes off
running with the rabbit.
Then they come across an elephant doing coke. So the rabbit
again says, "Elephant my friend, why do you do this? Think about
what you're doing to yourself! Come running with us through the
pretty forest, you'll see, you'll feel so good!" The elephant looks
at them, looks at his razor, mirror and all, then tosses
them and starts running with the rabbit and giraffe.
The three animals then come across a lion about to shoot up.
"Lion my friend, why do you do this? Think about what you're
doing to yourself! Come running with us through the sunny
forest, you will feel so good!" The lion looks at him, puts
down his needle, and starts to beat the out of the little
rabbit.
The giraffe and elephant watch in horror, then finally obtain
the presence of mind to pull the lion off the rabbit. "Lion,"
they reprimand, "why did you do this? He was merely trying to
help us all!"
The lion answers, "That little ****** has me running around the
forest like an idiot for hours every time he's on ecstasy!"
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Not the funniest joke in the world, but i think we can all relate :D
-ABT- |
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| Blik |
| this one is soooooooooo old..........it has been posted like 3 times in the humour funny stuff forum, and I have to say, the joke is pretty good |
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| Spad |
Paul Oakenfold goes into the VIP room at Twilo and finds ATB shagging some girl, so he excuses himself and leaves. 4 hours later he goes back in and ATB's still there
"Dude, how long are you gonna be shagging this girl?"
and ATB says........
yeah ok it's but I didn't know any trance jokes so I had to make one up. |
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| LiquidX |
| quote: | Originally posted by Spad
Paul Oakenfold goes into the VIP room at Twilo and finds ATB shagging some girl, so he excuses himself and leaves. 4 hours later he goes back in and ATB's still there
"Dude, how long are you gonna be shagging this girl?"
and ATB says........
yeah ok it's but I didn't know any trance jokes so I had to make one up. |
LOL !! Im laughing to the last thing you said .. "yeah ok it's but I didn't know any trance jokes so I had to make one up."
dude .. didnt even get the joke, but hey, I still laughed.
And ABT's joke !! lol ! everytime I read it gives me a laugh !
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| -=WVG=- |
DJ Jean and Alice Deejay are walking on the street...
DJ Jean says to Alice: "Hey can I walk in the middle now..."
:rolleyes: :rolleyes:
Hm ok, just changing some names in this stupid joke...
there arent any trance-related jokes mannn... |
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| torontotrance |
Q.How many deejays does it take to change a lightbulb?
A.51, one to change it and 50 to say they liked the original better than the new one.
If this is not funny, oh well i tried |
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| igottaknow |
dont got any rave jokes but here's a couple 4 da guys
Why are cyclones and tornadoes usually named after women?
Becasue they don't come very often but when they do they make a hell of a noise and when they go, they take half your house with them!
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A blonde and a redhead met in a bar after work for a drink, and were watching the 6 O'clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge. The blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn't jump, and the redhead replied, "I'll take that bet!" Anyway, sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead the $50 she owed. The redhead said "I can't take this, you're my friend." The blonde said "No. A bet's a bet." So the redhead said "Listen, I have to admit, I saw this on the 5 O'clock news, so I can't take your money." The blonde replied, "well, so did I, but I never thought he'd jump again!" |
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| j_spot |
| I dont have any jokes..so all I have to say is that somebody is prolly gonna get mad that this is in the wrong forum!! smeh..chilling out I am...so its right!!!! |
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| PinkLollypop |
let me try :)
DJ Shockwav walks into the bookstore and asks "Where can i find a book called 'How to become as good as PvD in 1 week' ? ". And a salesperson sais "It's over there in the science fiction section."
:D :D :D |
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| DJ_Shockwav |
| quote: | Originally posted by PinkLollypop
let me try :)
DJ Shockwav walks into the bookstore and asks "Where can i find a book called 'How to become as good as PvD in 1 week' ? ". And a salesperson sais "It's over there in the science fiction section."
:D :D :D |
BOOO!!! bad joke...
it's not funny, cause i'm already better than PvD any day :) |
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| DJ Juno |
| quote: | Originally posted by PinkLollypop
let me try :)
DJ Shockwav walks into the bookstore and asks "Where can i find a book called 'How to become as good as PvD in 1 week' ? ". And a salesperson sais "It's over there in the science fiction section."
:D :D :D |
hahahahaha.......your funny plp! |
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