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Israel To Hang Bags of Pig Fat On Buses (pg. 2)
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| imokruok |
| quote: | Originally posted by priveye03
And what if the Isrealis stop riding the buses because of said lard? No one rides, no money. |
The rabbis have said it's okay, so I think even the Orthodox Jews won't have a problem with it.
I always had a similar idea to the pig fat. If I ever traveled to Israel, I'd wear my SPAM t-shirt all the time. |
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| Xavier |
| quote: | Originally posted by smokeape
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oooof so this is what the Israelis have been secretly been working on :D |
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| smokeape |
Yeah, it's trained to jam itself into narrow dank holes and root out terrorists!
rflmao!
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| Yoepus |
| quote: | Originally posted by rizen
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ROFLOL! Oh you almost killed me from laughter with this one.
:stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue:
Screw the suicide bombing - if the Arabs had your kind of humor they could kill all the Jews from laughter.:eek: ;) |
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| Cyrus King |
Ii dont think that this lard exploitation will help, those idiot terrorists will be fed with more brainwashed ideology about how their act of martydom will overshadow the act of them touching this pig meat...which would therefore grant them acess to heaven.
In the end, these terrorist organization just want to kill Israeli's, to give them a taste of what they endure everyday. |
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| nic01445 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Cyrus King
Ii dont think that this lard exploitation will help, those idiot terrorists will be fed with more brainwashed ideology about how their act of martydom will overshadow the act of them touching this pig meat...which would therefore grant them acess to heaven.
In the end, these terrorist organization just want to kill Israeli's, to give them a taste of what they endure everyday. |
I guess the IDF will also continue to kill Palestinians, to give them a taste of what they endure everyday.
sad times for both sides :( |
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| Cyrus King |
| quote: | Originally posted by nic01445
I guess the IDF will also continue to kill Palestinians, to give them a taste of what they endure everyday.
sad times for both sides :( |
Israeli's dont endure what the palestinians endure DAILY. Palestinians are killed almost everyday...where there is about one suiside bombing every couple of months. |
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| Dmatrox |
from that first quote of the poster
| quote: | | Muslim militants believe they will be rewarded with 70 virgins in paradise by carrying out suicide bombings against those they regard as enemies of Islam |
In their minds, what is the use of having to teach 70 virgins, i would think it would be a bloody headache teaching each one of them how to do it right. Makes more sense if it were "70 hot experienced girls who enjoy a good f00king" instead of "70 virgins".
I think its quite a unique idea ;) Why not go further and have pigs roaming Isreal. That way, you can tell a terrorist apart from an Isreali by how each responds to the presence of piggies roaming around :D |
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| tathi |
| Israel needs to buy Babe the Sheep Pig of Australia |
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| arctic |
| quote: | Originally posted by tathi
Israel needs to buy Babe the Sheep Pig of Australia |
Totally random, but didn't they use over 50 pigs or something like that when filming the movie? Apparently they grew so fast that they had to keep replacing them.
Hah! :p |
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| tathi |
| lol the sheep was real? |
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| DrUg_Tit0 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Cyrus King
Ii dont think that this lard exploitation will help, those idiot terrorists will be fed with more brainwashed ideology about how their act of martydom will overshadow the act of them touching this pig meat...which would therefore grant them acess to heaven.
In the end, these terrorist organization just want to kill Israeli's, to give them a taste of what they endure everyday. |
Yes, I've just seen them declare that at the moment of the blast the soul alrady goes to heaven, so when pieces of the corpse reach the pig lard, the soul is already saved. |
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