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jp
http://www.ripolot.com/stuff/fortune.shtml

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You, and Only You , In An Attempt To Reach Orgasm, Will Ski Towards A Decent Facsimile Of A Glorious Gay Bar
:stongue: :stongue: :stongue:
subuddha
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Subconsciously, You , Trying to Fulfill Your Greatest Sexual Fantasy, Will Go To Your Mystical Giant Dildo.


my future looks bright indeed
Global DJ 2k
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Your Daddy Will Painfully Be Pushed Kicking and Screaming Inside Your Momma's Big Ole Giant Dildo.
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Your Daddy Will, With a Little Bit of Trouble, Ski While Spraying Orgasmic Juices All Over Your Momma's Mystical Used Condom.
SkyHigh
Your Priest , In Accordance with the Prophesy, Will Bounce Inside A Gruesome Superb Bikini.


does it make sense to anyone???
emono
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Subconsciously, You Will Become Aroused When You Come While Sniffing The Very Hairy Used Condom.



well, then



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Your Daddy Will Gleefully Run Beside Your Momma's Itchy Lacy Thong.




this is why'd rather not know the future.
emono
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Your Daddy , In Accordance with the Prophesy, Will Ski While Handcuffed To Your Momma's Stinky Anus.


:rolleyes:
ASOT100
mad libs gone retardeded
ilya123
The Family Dog Will, With a Little Bit of Trouble, Skip In Her Bush To Your Daddy's Juicy Set of Double D Titties.

:stongue:
DarkFall01
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Your Whore Will Calmly Ski While Taping "Friends" To Your Momma's Erotic Gynecology Clinic.




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Your Bondage Partner Will Painfully Ski While Spraying Orgasmic Juices All Over A Decent Facsimile Of A Glorious Set of Double D Titties.



:stongue: :stongue:
Galapidate
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Originally posted by ASOT100
mad libs gone retardeded


so true :happy2:

getfoul
:rolleyes:

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Your Highschool Physics Teacher Will, With a Little Bit of Trouble, Jump While Spraying Orgasmic Juices All Over A Gruesome Disease-Ridden Set of Double D Titties.
StealthAssassin
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You and Your Mother , In Order to Save The World, Must Glide To A Decent Facsimile Of An Itchy Tampon Factory.


Score!:stongue: :stongue: :haha: :haha:
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