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What To Do With Flamers!
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| Electric_Hybrid |
I think that on enybody who starts flaming should get one of these stuck on their post.
[img] http://www.otal.umd.edu/~jyang/Images/goted04.gif[/img]
And after getting 3 of those they should go to TA jail for a little bit.
These people constantly starting a rukkus are just bringing everybody down. Not very many people are posting anymore because of this.
It is very sad. Why can't people just be happy?
What do you think of this Idea? |
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| TurboGS-R |
| i don't think that would work very well. :D |
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| Electric_Hybrid |
| Ya but what else can we do. People are starting to stop posting and that would ruin TA |
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| TurboGS-R |
| yeah i have noticed that there seems to be less activity in the forums, but if we keep booting off people like that, its just gonna have the same type of effect. you get my drift? |
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| Henkie_henk |
Dudez its vacation.. people are probably on their holidays :)
And when people flame allot..they get noticed by the mods and theyll get their asses banned (as easy as taht ;-)
;)
Bye |
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| TurboGS-R |
| quote: | Originally posted by Henkie_henk
Dudez its vacation.. people are probably on their holidays :)
And when people flame allot..they get noticed by the mods and theyll get their asses banned (as easy as taht ;-)
;)
Bye |
ah yes of course....hehe...damn i wished i was on vacation.... i haven't been on one for ages.... |
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| TrAnCe CoNtRoL |
| i say we tie them up to a tree and burn them...but thats just my opinion. |
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| Electric_Hybrid |
| Ya i guess but it would be cool to stick one of those flamin smilies on their posts. |
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| j_spot |
Burn them?? isnt that a little bit tongue in cheek? u flame us, we burn you? Personally I think we should find out if the flamers are witches. To do that, you need to have seen Monty Python and the Quest for the holy grail in case you havent. Here is the scene(very very very funny !)
FIRST VILLAGER
We have found a witch. May we burn her?
ALL
A Witch! Burn her!
BEDEVERE
How do you know she is a witch?
ALL
She looks like one. Yes, she does.
BEDEVERE
Bring her forward.
They bring her forward - a beautiful YOUNG GIRL (MISS ISLINGTON) dressed up
as a witch.
WITCH
I am not a witch. I am not a witch.
BEDEVERE
But you are dressed as one.
WITCH
They dressed me up like this.
ALL
We didn't, we didn't!
WITCH
This is not my nose, It is a false one.
BEDEVERE takes her nose off.
BEDEVERE
Well?
FIRST VILLAGER
... Well, we did do the nose.
BEDEVERE
The nose?
FIRST VILLAGER
And the hat. But she is a witch.
ALL
A witch, a witch, burn her!
BEDEVERE
Did you dress her up like this?
FIRST VILLAGER
... Um ... Yes ... no ... a bit ... yes... she has got a wart.
BEDEVERE
Why do you think she is a witch?
SECOND VILLAGER
She turned me into a newt.
BEDEVERE
A newt?
SECOND VILLAGER
(After looking at himself for some time)
I got better.
ALL
Burn her anyway.
BEDEVERE
Quiet! Quiet! There are ways of telling whether she is a witch.
ARTHUR and PATSY ride up at this point and watch what follows with interest
ALL
There are? Tell up. What are they, wise Sir Bedevere?
BEDEVERE
Tell me ... what do you do with witches?
ALL
Burn them.
BEDEVERE
And what do you burn, apart from witches?
FOURTH VILLAGER
... Wood?
BEDEVERE
So why do witches burn?
SECOND VILLAGER
(pianissimo)
... Because they're made of wood...?
BEDEVERE
Good.
PEASANTS stir uneasily then come round to this conclusion.
ALL
I see. Yes, of course.
BEDEVERE
So how can we tell if she is made of wood?
FIRST VILLAGER
Make a bridge out of her.
BEDEVERE
Ah ... but can you not also make bridges out of stone?
ALL
Ah. Yes, of course ... um ... err ...
BEDEVERE
Does wood sink in water?
ALL
No, no, It floats. Throw her in the pond Tie weights on her. To
the pond.
BEDEVERE
Wait. Wait ... tell me, what also floats on water?
ALL
Bread? No, no, no. Apples .... gravy ... very small rocks ...
ARTHUR
A duck.
They all turn and look at ARTHUR. BEDEVERE looks up very impressed.
BEDEVERE
Exactly. So... logically ...
FIRST VILLAGER
(beginning to pick up the thread)
If she ... weighs the same as a duck ... she's made of wood.
BEDEVERE
And therefore?
ALL
A witch! ... A duck! A duck! Fetch a duck.
FOURTH VILLAGER
Here is a duck, Sir Bedevere.
BEDEVERE
We shall use my largest scales.
He leads them a few yards to a very strange contraption indeed, made of
wood and rope and leather. They put the GIRL in one pan and the duck
in another. Each pan is supported by a wooden stave. BEDEVERE checks
each pan then ... ARTHUR looks on with interest.
BEDEVERE
Remove the supports.
Two PEASANTS knock them away with sledge hammers. The GIRL and the duck
swing slightly but balance perfectly.
ALL
A witch! A witch!
WITCH
It's a fair cop.
All
Burn her! Burn her! Let's make her into a ladder.
The VILLAGERS drag the girl away, leaving ARTHUR and BEDEVERE regarding
each other admiringly. |
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| djnaeblis |
| LOL! I love that movie... hahahahha.. Newt! HAHA!... whooooo! |
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| Electric_Hybrid |
| I remember that movie:) |
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| TrAnCe CoNtRoL |
| ok ok maybe i went a little too far. we wont 'burn them' at first. first we throw them in a big cage and tie it to a huge branch. we light a big fire about 10 feet under the bottom of the cage. slowly, the bottom will start to get hotter and hotter, until eventually it gets so hot they cant touch it. kind of like a tea pot once its been heated for a while. SLOW DEATH. TORTURE THEM. then we can throw rocks at them and laugh at them for a bit. |
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