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My arse kicking will come soon:STORY
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| Tranceporter99 |
Ok, not really sure where to start, but my older brother who was a senior in high school when i was a freshman[now a sophmore], played soccer, as did his friends, so the football players started a war of sorts with them, and there have been truck loads at my house all the time on the weekends at lik e3 am trying to kick my brothers and his friends ass, they have succeded a few times, any way so all my brothers friends went off to there respective colleges[a few of the best in the counrty acutally, UNC chappele hill, UVA, Centre] anyway, so im now a sophmore, and naturally all the football players turn to me to have someone to fight with, they have said things in the hall and all, but the day before yesterday when a junior was taking me home from lacrosse practice one of the football players, my least favriote one and the one that hates me the most, sped up next uis and threw the largest water balloon i have ever seen into the car, everything got wet, and the driver said 'thats ing it, i ahte these guys,' and red lined every gear trying to catch up so we drive around my neighburhood us chasing them, then them chasing us, until we end up nose to nose on a road. the one that hates me the most pointed at me and mouths 'i want you'[i dont want any sexual jokes] and so i flick him off, his demeanor changes and he gets really pissed off, adn gets out of the car and walks over to my door, i lock it but the dumbass still trys to open it. the driver shifts to reverse and backs up and speds off adn goes to my house which is a block away, i get there grab my stick and equipment and jump out. as im runninjg up my drive way, he yells 'your ing dead sam, your dead at school you fatass' so at school the next day he pushes me into a locker without saying anything.
sorry for the rant, but i ing hate football players, no offense if there are any on TA.
but thanks for listetning
peace
sam |
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| Orbax |
| #1 do you have the ability to kick his ass. |
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| caddyshack |
| haha, you got owned... |
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| whiskers |
| damn jocks. either break his skull open or complain to a counselor :D |
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| Vivid Boy |
| quote: | Originally posted by caddyshack
haha, you got owned... |
ROFL THATS CASSIC |
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| Tranc3 |
| Kick his ass next time he uses physical agression against you, it's called self-defense. |
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| Tranceporter99 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Orbax
#1 do you have the ability to kick his ass. |
no, hes 6'2" 230, big and muscular. My brother gets in town this weekend for spring break. And he said he had my back and i had his as in its a common enemy. But the two of us couldnt take him. Plus hes a football player, they would like swarm us, there are like 30 of them that would love to kick our ass's |
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| Floorfiller |
actually call the cops and have him charged with assault hehehe...
do you feel physically threatened? then its assault...so turn him in hehehe...that'll teach his dumb ass :haha: |
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| dukes |
this is what to do...
1. purchase some orange pyjamas
2. obtain a sword
3. gain ability to do this....
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| Vivid Boy |
| yo get 10 of ur buddies and jump the guy... it who cares if its a thing to do...are u fighting for honour or too kick his ass? |
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| The Highroller |
| quote: | Originally posted by Vivid Boy
yo get 10 of ur buddies and jump the guy... it who cares if its a thing to do...are u fighting for honour or too kick his ass? |
This would be a very good idea only if you're Italian, Mexican, Sri Lanken, Tamal or Armenian. :stongue:
Or you can bring a bat with nine inch nails coming out of it. |
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