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My arse kicking will come soon:STORY (pg. 2)
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| nrjizer |
Size does not matter a lot in fighting. Just learn where hes sensitive and whip his ass there.
The nuts are always a winner. Don't ever let anyone tell you its dishonorable or wrong to smash a guys nuts in. If he's attacking you with the intent to harm you and whoop your ass don't hold back.
The throat/adams apple is also a winner. A good smack to it and he will be rolling on the ground trying to breathe. Be careful not to smash the out of it or you could actually kill him.
The nose is very sensitive. A quick jab of your lower palm straight into his lower nose (make sure your jabbing upward for maximum effect) will smash his nose good as opposed to the hardest punch you could possibly throw straight at it. It's also quick and good for catching him off guard.
Remember your elbows and knees are the deadliest parts of your body. If you get close let him have it.
It's good to know some basic Jeet Kune Do concepts when your fighting someone, even if you've never trained in it at all. First rule of fighting: never never ever go into the fight with a plan like "ok I'll kick him in the nuts then elbow his face, then finish him with a knee to the gut." It NEVER works out like you plan it. Go into a fight with no clue what kind of moves you're gonna pull. Look for openings and take advantage of them.
Keep some distance between the two of you. Remember in order for him to attack you he must first close the distance between you. In doing so he makes himself vulnerable for a quick attack (a nose jab is effective here). Throw him off, too. Be like water, as Bruce Lee would say. If he comes at you, back up. If he backs up, come at him. Keep him guessing, use his own movement against him.
It only takes one good hit to get the dominoes falling in your favor. One good hit and he will begin to lose focus. Don't rush in and try to flail on him, but keep your distance and keep pegging hits as fast as you can, safely, until he's finished or you get a chance for the Coup de Grace.
If you're really concerned carry a shank or something. Or try to find a good martial arts school. Don't bother studying somthing like Karate or Tae Kwon Doe, they're useless for real street fighting. Jeet Kune Do is probably the best, Brazilian Ju Jitsu is an excellent alternative.
Btw, if he ever comes up to your car door while your in the car again, wait till he gets close then push the door open as hard and as fast as you can. It should knock his ass over and you can rush in and whoop his ass if you want, or just close the door and let him try again (or just lock it and drive away) |
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| The Highroller |
Left jab to the nose.
They never see it coming.
(if you hit someone in the nose the body's automatic reflex is for the eyes to water and for them to lean back. Blindness = pwnt) |
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| Vivid Boy |
| thats good and all but remember fights dont happen where two guys are squaring off..theyre usually quick like an attack..or at leats mine are...i just grab the guy hold him with one arm and keep cracking into the face till he drops..not see easy on bigger guys but ive done it too...just attack them dont back off keep attacking like a dog... |
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| Tranceporter99 |
| quote: | Originally posted by nrjizer
Size does not matter a lot in fighting. Just learn where hes sensitive and whip his ass there.
The nuts are always a winner. Don't ever let anyone tell you its dishonorable or wrong to smash a guys nuts in. If he's attacking you with the intent to harm you and whoop your ass don't hold back.
The throat/adams apple is also a winner. A good smack to it and he will be rolling on the ground trying to breathe. Be careful not to smash the out of it or you could actually kill him.
The nose is very sensitive. A quick jab of your lower palm straight into his lower nose (make sure your jabbing upward for maximum effect) will smash his nose good as opposed to the hardest punch you could possibly throw straight at it. It's also quick and good for catching him off guard.
Remember your elbows and knees are the deadliest parts of your body. If you get close let him have it.
It's good to know some basic Jeet Kune Do concepts when your fighting someone, even if you've never trained in it at all. First rule of fighting: never never ever go into the fight with a plan like "ok I'll kick him in the nuts then elbow his face, then finish him with a knee to the gut." It NEVER works out like you plan it. Go into a fight with no clue what kind of moves you're gonna pull. Look for openings and take advantage of them.
Keep some distance between the two of you. Remember in order for him to attack you he must first close the distance between you. In doing so he makes himself vulnerable for a quick attack (a nose jab is effective here). Throw him off, too. Be like water, as Bruce Lee would say. If he comes at you, back up. If he backs up, come at him. Keep him guessing, use his own movement against him.
It only takes one good hit to get the dominoes falling in your favor. One good hit and he will begin to lose focus. Don't rush in and try to flail on him, but keep your distance and keep pegging hits as fast as you can, safely, until he's finished or you get a chance for the Coup de Grace.
If you're really concerned carry a shank or something. Or try to find a good martial arts school. Don't bother studying somthing like Karate or Tae Kwon Doe, they're useless for real street fighting. Jeet Kune Do is probably the best, Brazilian Ju Jitsu is an excellent alternative.
Btw, if he ever comes up to your car door while your in the car again, wait till he gets close then push the door open as hard and as fast as you can. It should knock his ass over and you can rush in and whoop his ass if you want, or just close the door and let him try again (or just lock it and drive away) |
thanks, very informative, although i dont know if im fit enough to do any of that except for the car door thing. but all these guys deserve this, one of the beatings they did was a real beating, no one was there to stop it and they got one of my brothers drunk freinds on teh ground and repeatly kicked him in the face, i literlay couldnt see a none blue, red, or blood spot on hsi face, it was so ed up. they all deserve thius. yeah brazilian ju jitsu is the . one of my friends older brothers who is in the army reserves takes this and has one a tournament, i was thinkign about taking it to get in shape. wait thats an idea, this guy will always be looking to back anyone up, maybe i could ask him, alright peace |
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| Floorfiller |
| i knew this guy who was gonna get jumped by a big group of people...he started fighting and bit this guys ear off...they left him alone after that ;) |
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| Orbax |
| well if there is no chance of winning you are already kind of a puss in one sense. Just call the cops, and lodge a complaint with the school administration. Youll never see these ******s again after highschool so who cares. youll be laughing your ass off about this in 3 years. Except you wont be because youll have forgotten it. Just make it stop now. |
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| dukes |
WANNA BE SAFE IN ANY SITUATION USE THIS!!!! <--link
it will stop him very very fast at a super low price!!!
dont get none of the pepper spray its utter pish as you can become ued to it and it will have no effect (so i hear).
after a good spraying i highly doubt the guy will think about carrying on. and if ur a sadistic bugger then you kould kick ten shades of out of him while he is helpless! |
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| Floorfiller |
| quote: | Originally posted by dukes
WANNA BE SAFE IN ANY SITUATION USE THIS!!!! <--link
it will stop him very very fast at a super low price!!!
dont get none of the pepper spray its utter pish as you can become ued to it and it will have no effect (so i hear).
after a good spraying i highly doubt the guy will think about carrying on. and if ur a sadistic bugger then you kould kick ten shades of out of him while he is helpless! |
even better...get a tazor...i've been tazed and it don't feel good |
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| pooley |
| One punch and the adrenalin will be flowing and you'll be able to kick his ass. |
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| dukes |
| quote: | Originally posted by Floorfiller
even better...get a tazor...i've been tazed and it don't feel good |
i was gonna say it but i thought it a tad harsh!
you got tazed!!!!! :stongue: :stongue: :stongue:
what were you doing to get tazed!? |
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| Mr. Pink |
There's only one thing you can do....
titty twister |
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| Tranceporter99 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Orbax
well if there is no chance of winning you are already kind of a puss in one sense. Just call the cops, and lodge a complaint with the school administration. Youll never see these ******s again after highschool so who cares. youll be laughing your ass off about this in 3 years. Except you wont be because youll have forgotten it. Just make it stop now. |
yeah, its not like i care THAT much, i think its kinda fun, because all these guys are dumber than a brick. So i always say to them they dont understand and stuff. be a smart aleck i guess. Its fun
haha i hate titty twisters |
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