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OK Cupid (pg. 2)
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| DigiNut |
| quote: | Originally posted by whiskers
ahaha, the goat, owned! i wonder how many other categories they have
lameindustries people love goats :D |
Well, since there are 4 letter designations, it would seem to me that there are 32 categories, 16 for male and 16 for female.
Just a guess, though. |
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| Porky |
| quote: | Originally posted by DigiNut
Well, since there are 4 letter designations, it would seem to me that there are 32 categories, 16 for male and 16 for female.
Just a guess, though. |
i think there are 16 categories: both male and female
eg: DGLMf and DGLMm |
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| ralf_c |
| quote: | Originally posted by whiskers
i didn't make a full resolution pic because my gun has an orange tip and it was too tiresome to photoshop a high resolution pic, so i made a small one :) |
cool mate, thanks bro. |
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| Boomer187 |
Relationships require compromise. Whose?
yours
theirs
WTF is that, don't both compromise.....er, some answers are so demanding. |
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| whiskers |
| quote: | Originally posted by Boomer187
Relationships require compromise. Whose?
yours
theirs
WTF is that, don't both compromise.....er, some answers are so demanding. |
i know, i was like "wtf, both must compromise"
questions are stupid |
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| Boomer187 |
The Last Man on Earth
Random Brutal Sex Dreamer (RBSDm)
, rejected again. You are The Last Man on Earth.
Sorry, but most women would rather see the human species wither to an end--and therefore deny the most fundamental instinct that living creatures have--than sleep with you.
We've learned the following: you don't think things through. You're haphazard. You're dangerous. You're somewhat inexperienced. It's totally obvious that you're a horny bugger, as well. Everybody knows that and steers clear.
To top things off, when you do find your way into a relationship, you tend to be a dick somewhere down the line and it all up.
There's a small, but negligible, chance we're wrong. In any case, your friends find your hilarious. There's nothing cooler than a dude reducing himself to human rubble.
ALWAYS AVOID: The Sonnet
CONSIDER: Half-Cocked, The Nymph
I RULE |
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| Turbonium |
| Looks like I'm a "Slow Dancer"... |
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| Silky Johnson |
Friendly and eager. Sexy in white. You are The Nurse.
Like your male counterpart, The Poolboy, you're a fun and goofy, but giving, friend. You believe that life and love should be taken with a grain of salt. We'll bet you smile a lot, which people find contagious.
Your exact opposite:
The Battleaxe
Deliberate Brutal Love Master
If only they knew the reason...the fact is, you spend WAY more time fantasizing than the average girl. While your friends lean desperately towards love, you're chemically biased towards anti-love: sex. You'd never date someone you didn't find immediately kissable.
To maximize satisfaction, you should find someone carefree and sexual, just like you. Avoid Brutal types at all costs. A final bit of advice: experience doesn't matter. You didn't qualify as a Master, and your perfect match need not either. Consider both The Poolboy and The Playboy.
BUT ALWAYS AVOID: The False Messiah, The Mixed Messenger
Bahaha!! It's funny cause I really am going to be a nurse. |
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| The Wyyl |
The Manchild
Random Brutal Love Dreamer (RBLDm)
Hopeful. Awkward. Soft-headed. Fire intrigues you. You are The Manchild.
Okay, Manchildren have some good qualities. They can be unpredictable, brash, magnetic--and therefore highly charismatic. Particularly, you're passionate and are often a hell of a lot of fun.
Your exact opposite:
The Bachelor
But we'd like you to consider NOT using OkCupid. You can be unthinking and hurtful, and we think you LIKE seeing bad things happen. You've had a moderate number of relationships, but broken a disproportionate number of hearts. In total, you mean well, but don't really have it together.
If you stay...
ALWAYS AVOID: The Dirty Little Secret
CONSIDER: The Sudden Departure.
Gotta say it's really accurate. |
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| nic01445 |
The Pool Boy
Random Gentle Sex Dreamer (RGSDm)
Friendly and eager. You are The Pool Boy.
A teen at heart, you anxiously move about your daily tasks, hoping, praying for a good, instant lay. You're carefree, enthusiastic, and rarely discouraged. Love is cool, but it's not for you right now. You know what is? Crotches.
You're a fun person in both big and small groups, and your friends trust and love you. Inside you, meanwhile, your lust is only growing. Imagine your beating heart sprouting pubic hair. Exactly. Try shaving that.
If you're not scoring enough--which you aren't--you should adopt new strategies. Lower your standards. Be aggressive. Pool Boys are often submissive and hope (desperately) sex will find them. Realize that passiveness will not hook the horny girls you desire. A bolder approach and sheer repetition will.
When browsing OkCupid, consider both The Dirty Little Secret and The Playstation.
ALWAYS AVOID: The Battleaxe, The Priss |
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| DJ Nuclear |
The Peach
Random Gentle Love Master (RGLMf)
Playful, kind, and well-loved, you are The Peach.
For such a warm-hearted, generous person, you're surprisingly experienced in both love and sex. We credit your spontaneous side; you tend to live in the moment, and you don't get bogged down by inhibitions like most women your age. If you see something wonderful, you confidently embrace it.
Your exact opposite:
The Nymph
Deliberate Brutal Sex Dreamer
You are a fun flirt and an instant sweetheart, but our guess is you're becoming more selective about long-term love. It's getting tougher for you to become permanently attached; and a guy who's in a different place emotionally might misunderstand your early enthusiasm. You can wreck someone simply by enjoying him.
Your ideal mate is adventurous and giving, like you. But not overly intense.
DREAD: The False Messiah
CONSIDER: The Loverboy, The Playboy, or The Boy Next Door
Apparently we're compatible whiskars 
I'm not sure exactly how true this is, it makes me seem a lot more wholesome than I think I actually am. :D |
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| spacechica |
The Wild Rose
Random Brutal Love Dreamer (RBLDf)
Colorful, but unpicked. You are The Wild Rose.
Prone to bouts of cynicism, sarcasm, and thorns, you excite a certain kind of man. Hoping to gather you up, he flirts and winks and asks you out, ultimately professing his love. Then you make him bleed. Why? Because you're the rare, independent, self-sufficient kind of woman who does want love, but not from a weakling.
You don't seem to take yourself too seriously, and that's refreshing. You aren't uptight; you don't over-plan. Romance-wise, sex isn't a top priority--a true relationship would be preferable. For your age, you haven't had a lot of bonafide love experience, though, and this kind of gets to core of the issue. You're very selective.
Your exact opposite:
The Dirty Little Secret
Deliberate Gentle Sex Master
The problem is them, not you, right? You have lofty standards that few measure up to. You're out there all right, but not to be picked up by just anyone.
"You're never truly single as long as you have yourself."
ALWAYS AVOID: The Bachelor
CONSIDER: The Vapor Trail.
hehehe... whatever. :) |
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