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OK Cupid (pg. 3)
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The Loverboy
Random Gentle Love Master (RGLMm)
Well-liked. Well-established. You are The Loverboy. Loverboys thrive in committed, steady relationships--as opposed to, say, Playboys, who want sex without too much attachment.
You've had many relationships and nearly all of them have been successful. You're a nice guy, you know the ropes, and even if you can be a little hasty with decisions, most girls think of you as a total catch. Your hastiness comes off as spontaneity most of the time anyhow, making you especially popular in your circle of friends, too.
Your exact opposite:
The Billy Goat
Deliberate Brutal Sex Dreamer
You know not to make the typical Loverboy mistake of choosing someone who appreciates your good humor and popularity, but who offers nothing in return. You belong with someone outgoing, independent, and creative. Otherwise, you'll get bored. And then instead of surprising her with flowers or a practical joke, you'll surprise her by leaving.
ALWAYS AVOID: The Nymph
CONSIDER: The Window Shopper, The Peach
that's a lotta bull, verily. :p |
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| Shad0wmaster |
The Last Man on Earth
Random Brutal Sex Dreamer (RBSDm)
_ _ , rejected again. You are The Last Man on Earth.
_ _ Sorry, but most women would rather see the human species wither to an end--and therefore deny the most fundamental instinct that living creatures have--than sleep with you.
_ _ We've learned the following: you don't think things through. You're haphazard. You're dangerous. You're somewhat inexperienced. It's totally obvious that you're a horny bugger, as well. Everybody knows that and steers clear.
_ _ To top things off, when you do find your way into a relationship, you tend to be a dick somewhere down the line and it all up.
_ _ There's a small, but negligible, chance we're wrong. In any case, your friends find your hilarious. There's nothing cooler than a dude reducing himself to human rubble.
ALWAYS AVOID: The Sonnet
CONSIDER: Half-Cocked, The Nymph
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W00T MASTURBATION 4EVA! :crazy: :tongue3
Seriously though, my personality is just too complex to be summed up in 80-odd bad questions... |
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| Boomer187 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Shad0wmaster
The Last Man on Earth
Random Brutal Sex Dreamer (RBSDm)
_ _ , rejected again. You are The Last Man on Earth.
_ _ Sorry, but most women would rather see the human species wither to an end--and therefore deny the most fundamental instinct that living creatures have--than sleep with you.
_ _ We've learned the following: you don't think things through. You're haphazard. You're dangerous. You're somewhat inexperienced. It's totally obvious that you're a horny bugger, as well. Everybody knows that and steers clear.
_ _ To top things off, when you do find your way into a relationship, you tend to be a dick somewhere down the line and it all up.
_ _ There's a small, but negligible, chance we're wrong. In any case, your friends find your hilarious. There's nothing cooler than a dude reducing himself to human rubble.
ALWAYS AVOID: The Sonnet
CONSIDER: Half-Cocked, The Nymph
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W00T MASTURBATION 4EVA! :crazy: :tongue3
Seriously though, my personality is just too complex to be summed up in 80-odd bad questions... |
hehe, I got the same one.....at least I know I am not alone :P> |
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| Mr. Pink |
I'm the Backrubber
"Your ideal mate is gentle and horny, just like you." LOL! Yep!
"ultimately, you just enjoy a woman, and let things take their course. If she wants you, great. If not, that's fine too."
Also very true
good test. me like. |
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| Shad0wmaster |
| I dunno, I don't like tests such as these that much :p Most people just can't be pigeonholed into these categories. In many ways, I am like the 'last man on earth' but I'm also like the lover-boy types in other ways, and I'm a wild and crazy type in other ways. I'm a mix of many different things from many different 'categories', that's why I don't usually like tests like these, cause they have no way to account for that. |
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| paranoik0 |
| quote: | Originally posted by whiskers
The Boy Next Door
Random Gentle Love Dreamer (RGLDm)
Kind, yearning, playful, you are The Boy Next Door. You're looking for real Love, a lot like girls do. It might not be manly, but it's sweet.
We think the next three years will be very exciting and fruitful ones for you. Your spontaneous, creative side makes you a charming date, and we think you have a horny side just waiting to shine. Or glisten, rather. You enter new relationships unusually hopeful, and the first moments are especially glorious. If you've had some things not work out before, so what.
On paper, most girls would name the Boy Next Door as their ideal mate. In the real world, however, you're often passed over for more dangerous or masculine men. You're the typical "nice guy:" without just a touch of cockiness, you're doomed with girls. A shoulder to cry on? Okay, sure. But never a penis to hold.
More than any other type, Boys Next Door evolve as they get older. As we said, many find true love, but some fail miserably in the search. These tarnished few grow up to be The Men Next Door, who are creepy as hell, offering backrubs to kids and what not.
Your exact opposite:
The 5-Night Stand
Deliberate Brutal Sex Master
ALWAYS AVOID: The Nymph
CONSIDER: The Maid of Honor, The Peach
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another one here |
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| mcleod |
The Loverboy
Random Gentle Love Master (RGLMm)
Well-liked. Well-established. You are The Loverboy. Loverboys thrive in committed, steady relationships--as opposed to, say, Playboys, who want sex without too much attachment.
You've had many relationships and nearly all of them have been successful. You're a nice guy, you know the ropes, and even if you can be a little hasty with decisions, most girls think of you as a total catch. Your hastiness comes off as spontaneity most of the time anyhow, making you especially popular in your circle of friends, too.
Your exact opposite:
The Billy Goat
Deliberate Brutal Sex Dreamer
You know not to make the typical Loverboy mistake of choosing someone who appreciates your good humor and popularity, but who offers nothing in return. You belong with someone outgoing, independent, and creative. Otherwise, you'll get bored. And then instead of surprising her with flowers or a practical joke, you'll surprise her by leaving.
ALWAYS AVOID: The Nymph
CONSIDER: The Window Shopper, The Peach |
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| astroboy |
| quote: | Originally posted by DigiNut
I honestly don't think this describes me at all but whatever, I gave it a shot:
The Billy Goat
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Heheheh I got Billy Goat too. Doesn't surprise me you got the same, I usually agree with you when you give people love advice. |
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| BLuEOcEaN420 |
The Wild Rose
Random Brutal Love Dreamer (RBLDf)
Colorful, but unpicked. You are The Wild Rose.
Prone to bouts of cynicism, sarcasm, and thorns, you excite a certain kind of man. Hoping to gather you up, he flirts and winks and asks you out, ultimately professing his love. Then you make him bleed. Why? Because you're the rare, independent, self-sufficient kind of woman who does want love, but not from a weakling.
You don't seem to take yourself too seriously, and that's refreshing. You aren't uptight; you don't over-plan. Romance-wise, sex isn't a top priority--a true relationship would be preferable. For your age, you haven't had a lot of bonafide love experience, though, and this kind of gets to core of the issue. You're very selective.
Your exact opposite:
The Dirty Little Secret
Deliberate Gentle Sex Master
The problem is them, not you, right? You have lofty standards that few measure up to. You're out there all right, but not to be picked up by just anyone.
"You're never truly single as long as you have yourself."
ALWAYS AVOID: The Bachelor
CONSIDER: The Vapor Trail.
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i hate to think that this test is accurate but i think most ppl around would agree that this would describe me welll... :nervous: |
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| Eu4ea |
The Wild Rose
Random Brutal Love Dreamer (RBLDf)
Colorful, but unpicked. You are The Wild Rose.
Prone to bouts of cynicism, sarcasm, and thorns, you excite a certain kind of man. Hoping to gather you up, he flirts and winks and asks you out, ultimately professing his love. Then you make him bleed. Why? Because you're the rare, independent, self-sufficient kind of woman who does want love, but not from a weakling.
You don't seem to take yourself too seriously, and that's refreshing. You aren't uptight; you don't over-plan. Romance-wise, sex isn't a top priority--a true relationship would be preferable. For your age, you haven't had a lot of bonafide love experience, though, and this kind of gets to core of the issue. You're very selective.
thanks for posting chris...don't get hurt out there. ;) |
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| maxstradamus |
| quote: | Originally posted by Boomer187
hehe, I got the same one.....at least I know I am not alone :P> |
i guess that makes 3 of us
I'm not that bad though and i think this test is stupid and it stinks and it sucks and i don't like it. :toothless |
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