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| Fabitop55 |
YOU.
the first time i saw you
i thought you were a house cat
i can't believe such hideousness can exist
i've seen s**t better than you
you're hope less
horrid, nasty, petrifying, none of those can describe you
i would bet God made you and started laughing.
this is torture
you cant be seen
you monster
what is the purpose of your existance?
vomit, the first thing that came out of my mouth
after i layed my eyes on you
i feel sorry for you,
but you just gotta die.
you hurt people,
you hurt me more,
this must be a mistake,
i just dont understand,
why you are this way.
Plese stop existing,
we need the oxigen.
what do you guys think? i just made it up!:p |
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| davinox |
| quote: | Originally posted by Fabitop55
YOU.
the first time i saw you
i thought you were a house cat
i can't believe such hideousness can exist
i've seen s**t better than you
you're hope less
horrid, nasty, petrifying, none of those can describe you
i would bet God made you and started laughing.
this is torture
you cant be seen
you monster
what is the purpose of your existance?
vomit, the first thing that came out of my mouth
after i layed my eyes on you
i feel sorry for you,
but you just gotta die.
you hurt people,
you hurt me more,
this must be a mistake,
i just dont understand,
why you are this way.
Plese stop existing,
we need the oxigen.
what do you guys think? i just made it up!:p |
Seek professional help immediately! I don't know how to break this to you, but you're ed up! |
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| Fabitop55 |
| quote: | Originally posted by davinox
Seek professional help immediately! I don't know how to break this to you, but you're ed up! |
nah, i just thought of nasty things to say, you're funny though.:) :) :) :haha: |
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| Mr. Pink |
One day i was walking in the park
and there you were, so beautiful
so much of what peter did not want
But I...I thought you were in great
and then you had to blow john...that fat
why
now every time i think of kissing you
i think of that fat john....
dammit
you ruined my fantasy |
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| Fabitop55 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Mr. Pink
One day i was walking in the park
and there you were, so beautiful
so much of what peter did not want
But I...I thought you were in great
and then you had to blow john...that fat
why
now every time i think of kissing you
i think of that fat john....
dammit
you ruined my fantasy |
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO,get off the stage!!. lol just kidding man, come on think of something nastier, think think think:whip: :whip: |
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| davinox |
| Hey, thanks, but after reading your post, I can't help but to ask for your clarification on a certain issue. I have been hearing "I'm Rick James, Bitch!" from several individuals, all claiming to be THE Rick James. You, as well, claim to be this man. Are you truly the real Rick James? Why the imposters? If the true Rick James is unidentifiable, why the secrecy? Why the ambiguity? Perhaps you are but a pawn in the far greater plot, the masking of Rick James far beyond your grasp, and all you can do is utter but a meaningless, conditioned response "I'm Rick James, Bitch!" carved by the clutches of the system into your weak and tiny mind. Tis a sad, sad thing. |
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| davinox |
| quote: | Originally posted by Mr. Pink
One day i was walking in the park
and there you were, so beautiful
so much of what peter did not want
But I...I thought you were in great
and then you had to blow john...that fat
why
now every time i think of kissing you
i think of that fat john....
dammit
you ruined my fantasy |
here I'll make your poem better:
One day i was walking in the park
and there you were, almost as beautiful
as the ten year old with the premature breasts,
so much of what her dad didn't want.
But I...I thought you were in great.
And then you had to blow that goat...that grass-eating tard
why
now every time i think of kissing you
i think of that fat goat....
dammit
you ruined my fantasy of midgets on tricycles bowling |
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| Mr. Pink |
| quote: | Originally posted by Fabitop55
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO,get off the stage!!. lol just kidding man, come on think of something nastier, think think think:whip: :whip: |
LOL!
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its 4am and you want NASTY?
c-u-n-t titty titty c-u-n-t titty
this is what I like
titty c-u-n-t twat titty titty
There is no end in sight
Ass ass nice sexy ass
Rim jobs are fun for amputees
twat titty-titty twat twat
What de fuk did you want from me?
Vibrators are a TA"s best friend
and you, titty twat, cannot pretend
that a rhyme is a way to express yourself
but a midget in a dress killin an elf..
lickin a dick, smelling his fingers,
in a horse, in the bushes he lingers
not givin a , doing what he wants,
Enjoying the life of not being tame
snowballing his way up to fame
or something |
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| Fabitop55 |
| quote: | Originally posted by davinox
Hey, thanks, but after reading your post, I can't help but to ask for your clarification on a certain issue. I have been hearing "I'm Rick James, Bitch!" from several individuals, all claiming to be THE Rick James. You, as well, claim to be this man. Are you truly the real Rick James? Why the imposters? If the true Rick James is unidentifiable, why the secrecy? Why the ambiguity? Perhaps you are but a pawn in the far greater plot, the masking of Rick James far beyond your grasp, and all you can do is utter but a meaningless, conditioned response "I'm Rick James, Bitch!" carved by the clutches of the system into your weak and tiny mind. Tis a sad, sad thing. |
whoa man i didnt understand a damn thing you wrote, but If you watche chapelle's show or comedy central you would know. Dave Chapelle made an episode on Rick James, and it was just too funny, and the things he says the most is " I'm Rick James, Bitch" you should watch it. look at it http://www.comedycentral.com/tv_sho...ml?startIndex=7 |
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| davinox |
| quote: | Originally posted by Mr. Pink
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that's really offensive. will someone please ban this guy?
i'm going to have nightmares of your words coming down from my screen, swooping across the air and burrowing into my ear, gnawing away at my eardrum, desperately trying to reach the spongy mass of my brain. |
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| Mr. Pink |
| quote: | Originally posted by davinox
that's really offensive. will someone please ban this guy?
i'm going to have nightmares of your words coming down from my screen, swooping across the air and burrowing into my ear, gnawing away at my eardrum, desperately trying to reach the spongy mass of my brain. |
*slap* |
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| davinox |
| quote: | Originally posted by Fabitop55
whoa man i didnt understand a damn thing you wrote, but If you watche chapelle's show or comedy central you would know. Dave Chapelle made an episode on Rick James, and it was just too funny, and the things he says the most is " I'm Rick James, Bitch" you should watch it. look at it http://www.comedycentral.com/tv_sho...ml?startIndex=7 |
Chappelle Show? Never heard of it.
Let me tell you a joke instead?
What did the five fingers say to the face?
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