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offensive poems (pg. 3)
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| Mr. Pink |
| quote: | Originally posted by davinox
What did the five fingers say to the face?
VMdkvmKEWmvkwEMKVM keVM IWEVNIEWVNIVNIENVIWENVIEYF(*Y#t9i2mf3#@I RTNI#@TRNK#@%NK#@%M#@KR |
*cockslap* |
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| Fabitop55 |
| quote: | Originally posted by davinox
Chappelle Show? Never heard of it.
Let me tell you a joke instead?
What did the five fingers say to the face?
VMdkvmKEWmvkwEMKVM keVM IWEVNIEWVNIVNIENVIWENVIEYF(*Y#t9i2mf3#@I RTNI#@TRNK#@%NK#@%M#@KR |
Good one:stongue: Slap!
" why you hit me?"
"'cause you hit me!"
"that was weeks ago motherf***er" |
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| tu_face |
| quote: | Originally posted by nic01445
THIS POEM IS ABOUT MY PENIS
by Nicolaas Netherland
You are small
And insignifigant.
Shrivvle up and die.
Woe is you.
Because you never have fun
Unless it is with yourself! |
:stongue: :stongue: :stongue:
genius!
here is my small effort of a poem:
oh oh oh
you are a cuñt |
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| Boomer187 |
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thank you. |
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| rainbow_marble |
| roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back? :( |
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| wee_rooney |
This ones not really offensive ... i wuld say its more romantic!:D
Roses R Crap
Violets R Silly
Open Ur Flaps
COS HERE COMES MA WILLY!!!!:whip: :haha: |
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| MysticStardust |
| What an intresting thread.......:nervous: |
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| igottaknow |
I prefer defensive poems.
sincerely,
Warren Sapp |
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| -=M=- |
there once was a man from bombay
who decided to sail to china one day
he was strapped to the tiller
with a sex starved gorilla
and china's a ing long way... |
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| astroboy |
A limerick
There once was a lady from Eeling,
Who had a peculiar feeling,
She lay on her back
And opened her crack
And pissed right up to the ceiling. |
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| nic01445 |
There once was a man from Nantucket,
who's dick was so long he could suck it!
He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin,
"If my ear was a ****, I would it!" |
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| wee_rooney |
heres 1 we used 2 write on evry desk we came across at skool:
Little Miss Druggy Sat In Her Buggy
Smoking Her Pipe Of Weed
Along Came A Spider, Who Sat Down Beside Her
And Sold Her Some Acid And Speed!!!
:rolleyes: |
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