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girl help (another one)
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| enferno |
time for another girl thread
here's my problem:
i'm a lazy computer geek too involved in my downloading of music to actually go out into the real world and figure out how to get laid by my self. Please help me answer these questions:
1) how can i make myself look more like a jackass? postinig more "i have a penis but don't know how to use it" threads?
2) should i stop jerking my keyboard and try to figure out chicks on my own?
3) IS ANYONE ELSE TIRED OF THE STUPID LAME "I'M A LOOSER AND DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT FEMALES BECAUSE I'M A COMPLETE IDIOT/DORK"?
I know I am. |
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| DigiNut |
| Stfu n00b kthxbye. |
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| enferno |
| Hey Diginut, if I gave you a spoon, would you eat my ? |
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| DigiNut |
| quote: | Originally posted by enferno
Hey Diginut, if I gave you a spoon, would you eat my ? |
No, but if you clean off the dingleberries, I might give you a dirty sanchez. |
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| wienerschnitzel |
| if someone doesn't have a close pal or sibling that they can ask questions they need help with and has to resort to asking on an online forum, i suggest you cut them some slack and give them your 2 cents, or ignore them. I think it is interesting to ask people from all walks of life because you will get more perspectives... if you are ballsy enough to step out and learn it on your own then good on ya! but not everyone is as awesome as you. |
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| Streakfury |
| quote: | Originally posted by enferno
2) should i stop jerking my keyboard and try to figure out chicks on my own? |
Mate, the first thing you'll learn about chicks is that none of them actually know what they want. ;) |
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| Vivid Boy |
| i got a weiner u got a .. u can lick my nutsack while i finger ur tooshie... pull my finger out..smear it all about..remove it fromp ur lip, now smell that smoking ..DIRTY SANCHEZ YEA YA! whats his name DIRTY SANCHEZ YEA YA! |
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| whitesmoke |
| chicks dig guys that are good at computers so keep browsing TA and being l33t and you will get all the ladies |
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| Boomer187 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Vivid Boy
i got a weiner u got a .. u can lick my nutsack while i finger ur tooshie... pull my finger out..smear it all about..remove it fromp ur lip, now smell that smoking ..DIRTY SANCHEZ YEA YA! whats his name DIRTY SANCHEZ YEA YA! |
hhmm, i think that might be able to replace my current quote in my sig..... |
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| Tranc3 |
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| Vivid Boy |
heres a better quote tho i cant take credit for this one
I was giving hand jobs for crack on the corner of 54th and 3rd. Then one day Ryan came up to me and said, "Keep your head up Bro, and layy of the smack." That day changed my life. |
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| whitesmoke |
| quote: | Originally posted by Tranc3
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icy hot stunna!
these guys pull mad hos |
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