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Female Pleasures (pg. 5)
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| whiskers |
| dunno, didn't feel like it... sometimes too tired, sometimes no time, sometimes i just didn't think of it... i think i've done month+ about twice and a couple times several weeks or more... not intentionally... |
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| Floorfiller |
i've gone for a long time without sex or masturbation...and as hard as it is to believe...i just didn't really think about it for a long ass time...
oh and the wierdest place...well...i have my own office ;) |
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| smallSHEEP |
| I once knew a girl who stuck a garden hose up her and turned it on full blast giving her a nose bleed. :eek: |
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| butterfly |
| quote: | Originally posted by smallSHEEP
I once knew a girl who stuck a garden hose up her and turned it on full blast giving her a nose bleed. :eek: |
omg i hope it didnt do any damage... |
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| dj_Vendetta |
| OH YA, ladies love pleasure'n themselves....i gaurantee it |
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| Floorfiller |
| there was this girl that lived around here that stuck a hotdog up there and it got stuck so she had to go to the hospital hehehe... |
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| a-L.MSI|BLiTz |
| quote: | Originally posted by Floorfiller
there was this girl that lived around here that stuck a hotdog up there and it got stuck so she had to go to the hospital hehehe... |
LOL this is the 4th time i hear this story in my life, is this quiet common or something?
lol lol |
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| Orbax |
my friend works at a hospital cuz his dads a doctor and he hes seen some stuff.
One was this huge black dude like 6 foot 6 240 lbs who came in complaining of stomach pains. They got him under the Xray after hearing something weird and found a 6 inch black rubber about halfway up to his stomach still vibrating!!
The way it got so far up is the anus and intestines automatically retract foreign objects up into the body. Which means bad news for the next victim...
a 45 year old man came in covered in blood and blood running out of his butt like crazy. He had been shoving a Corona bottle up his butt in the shower (youll understand ((kind of)) next time you see a Corona bottle) and he slipped and fell on the bottle shattering it inside of him...and then it started getting pulled into him!!!! ahhhhh the pain!
ok those are my stories. |
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| Mebot |
| quote: | Originally posted by Orbax
my friend works at a hospital cuz his dads a doctor and he hes seen some stuff.
One was this huge black dude like 6 foot 6 240 lbs who came in complaining of stomach pains. They got him under the Xray after hearing something weird and found a 6 inch black rubber about halfway up to his stomach still vibrating!!
The way it got so far up is the anus and intestines automatically retract foreign objects up into the body. Which means bad news for the next victim...
a 45 year old man came in covered in blood and blood running out of his butt like crazy. He had been shoving a Corona bottle up his butt in the shower (youll understand ((kind of)) next time you see a Corona bottle) and he slipped and fell on the bottle shattering it inside of him...and then it started getting pulled into him!!!! ahhhhh the pain!
ok those are my stories. |
damn, sucks to be those guys..
Everytime a woman masturbates, God gives the world a puppy.
Please think of the puppies |
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| Floorfiller |
| quote: | Originally posted by Orbax
my friend works at a hospital cuz his dads a doctor and he hes seen some stuff.
One was this huge black dude like 6 foot 6 240 lbs who came in complaining of stomach pains. They got him under the Xray after hearing something weird and found a 6 inch black rubber about halfway up to his stomach still vibrating!!
The way it got so far up is the anus and intestines automatically retract foreign objects up into the body. Which means bad news for the next victim...
a 45 year old man came in covered in blood and blood running out of his butt like crazy. He had been shoving a Corona bottle up his butt in the shower (youll understand ((kind of)) next time you see a Corona bottle) and he slipped and fell on the bottle shattering it inside of him...and then it started getting pulled into him!!!! ahhhhh the pain!
ok those are my stories. |
boy i'm glad i don't shove stuff in my ass hehehe... |
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| igottaknow |
| quote: | Originally posted by butterfly
probably in my car, while driving. |
omg i did that once on an 8 hour drive back to college. I was bored as hell and trying to keep from falling asleep. The trick was to keep my self stimulated enough to stay awake and not too much that i made a mess. god what an awful game, but i made it back to the dorm in one piece. ;) |
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| cammie |
| quote: | Originally posted by butterfly
probably in my car, while driving. |
ive done that too....on the jersey turnpike, lol. guy in a big truck passed me and when he looked over at me, he almost drove off the road....it was kinda funny at the time :tongue2
before i met (and married) my husband i masturbated about 2-3 times a week. but now (like butterfly) i can get sex whenever i want...so i dont really need to....although sometimes we do it for foreplay, watch each other :p |
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