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Female Pleasures (pg. 6)
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| Electronicmaji |
| I pride myself in saying i have never ever masturbated in my life and probably never will... |
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| Omegasox |
| quote: | Originally posted by Floorfiller
there was this girl that lived around here that stuck a hotdog up there and it got stuck so she had to go to the hospital hehehe... |
Only the 126th time I've heard that. :wtf: |
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| Orbax |
| quote: | Originally posted by Electronicmaji
I pride myself in saying i have never ever masturbated in my life and probably never will... |
sucks to be you... |
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| whiskers |
hey, that's not fair, how come when i masturbate, kittens die, but when girls masturbate, puppies are born?
electronicmaji, that's like being proud of having no penis.
it's there for a reason, use it or lose it. |
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| butterfly |
| quote: | Originally posted by cammie
ive done that too....on the jersey turnpike, lol. guy in a big truck passed me and when he looked over at me, he almost drove off the road....it was kinda funny at the time :tongue2
before i met (and married) my husband i masturbated about 2-3 times a week. but now (like butterfly) i can get sex whenever i want...so i dont really need to....although sometimes we do it for foreplay, watch each other :p |
lol i did it on rt 78 by newark airport... |
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| spacechica |
Can you further explain this?
| quote: | Originally posted by Mebot
damn, sucks to be those guys..
Everytime a woman masturbates, God gives the world a puppy.
Please think of the puppies |
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| butterfly |
| quote: | Originally posted by spacechica
Can you further explain this? I don't get it...
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there is a picture associated with this. maybe they will post it. |
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| whiskers |
| quote: | Originally posted by butterfly
there is a picture associated with this. maybe they will post it. |
of course 'they' will
is there a puppy one? |
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| donegalredneck |
| A friend of mines says she does it twice a day, but she's gotta be lying. Ye'd have time for nawhin else if ye done it twice a day. |
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| Electronicmaji |
| you really cant tell me what to do you dont feed me cloth me and your really not of much use to me so I really dont understand why I should listen to you... |
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| whiskers |
| quote: | Originally posted by Electronicmaji
you really cant tell me what to do you dont feed me cloth me and your really not of much use to me so I really dont understand why I should listen to you... |
wait... so then religion feeds you and clothes you?
/smells an argument about religion
aren't you a fake account, anyway?? |
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| igottaknow |
i love that kitty masturbate pic!
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