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| AnotherWay83 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Electric_Hybrid
Ok here is a dirty joke.....:)
THE HORSE FELL IN THE MUD.:D |
ha i've heard that one a billion times...maybe not a billion, but close ... never been able to get it...guess its just a pj...
for more funny stuff try www.humorinc.com and www.funnyjokes.com
peace |
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| Phazon |
Did you hear about the guy who figured out women??
He couldnt tell anyone because he couldnt stop laughing. |
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| InsomnEac |
What do you do with 365 used condoms??
Melt'em down and call it a goodyear.:stongue:
(as in the brand of tire, in case you guys dont have goodyear where you live:p ) |
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| Coup |
| quote: | Originally posted by Electric_Hybrid
Ok here is a dirty joke.....:) THE HORSE FELL IN THE MUD.:D |
wtf?
and | quote: | Originall posted by Phazon Did you hear about the guy who figured out women??
He couldnt tell anyone because he couldnt stop laughing. |
wtf? |
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| ABTsportsline |
OK, here's a good one...
How do you keep a MORON in suspense? |
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| Essential1 |
I'm still waiting for your answer ABT...........
hahaha!:p |
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| hypronix |
| quote: | Originally posted by Essential1
I'm still waiting for your answer ABT...........
hahaha!:p |
yeap, that answers the question 8) (<<
lol:D |
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| rawkus rowan |
hahah, cool
a guy walks into a library, approaches the help desk and says to the librarian, "Can I Have A Big Mac, Fries And A Large Coke Please". The librarian looks at him confused and says, "you do know this is a library don't you?" "Oh sorry!" he replies, "(whispers) can i have a big mac, fries....." |
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| Platipus |
| that was bad man.... |
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| goldenarmZ |
| *looks at rowan and shakes his head slowly...* |
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| Lost |
| there's this guy walking along the beach and he accidentally steps on a lamp that was partially covered by the sand. so he picks up the lamp and rubs it and two blonde genies come out and tell him he has three wishes. the man closes his eyes and makes his three wishes and when he opens them he realizes that he is in a mansion with 50 beautiful women. after satisfying all of them he gets up to look around the mansion and he notices that the floor feels odd beneath his feet. he looks down and realizes that he is walking on $100 bills and that they are all over the floors of his mansion. the man is overjoyed with his new found fortune and then he hears a knock at the door. he goes to the door and opens it and sees two members of the ku klux klan at his doorstep. they throw a rope around his neck, take him out to the front tree, and hang him. as the two klansmen walk away they take off their hoods to reveal the two blonde genies. then one of them says, "i can understand the house with the women, i can understand the money, but why would anyone want to be hung like a black man." :D |
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| rawkus rowan |
| quote: | Originally posted by goldenarmZ
*looks at rowan and shakes his head slowly...* |
hey it was funny! lol |
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