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in search of a condom... (pg. 4)
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| Orbax |
| quote: | Originally posted by Jiffy
No, those are the one you spit in and put in either your boss's briefcase, or in the purse that belongs to the bitch down the hall. |
you seem angry |
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| Jiffy |
| quote: | Originally posted by smokeape
Well, in desperation, you can always use the thumb in a catcher's mitt!
RFLMAO!
[[[smoke]]]
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Oh. My. Gosh.
See, look what smoking does to your braincells. Just another good reasons to keep a supply of condoms around.
hahahahhahahaha |
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| Jiffy |
| quote: | Originally posted by Orbax
you seem angry |
Not at all. |
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| subuddha |
i always carry one of these in case there might be sex coming my way. can be used as a condom but is less obvious.
clickety |
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| Jiffy |
| quote: | Originally posted by subuddha
i always carry one of these in case there might be sex coming my way. can be used as a condom but is less obvious.
clickety |
SO. Hmm. One of those fits ya? Tha's kinda big, don't ya think? |
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| surefire27 |
that's not a condom.
that's a dildo |
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| Jiffy |
| quote: | Originally posted by surefire27
that's not a condom.
that's a dildo |
Oh, for craps sake.
Hmm. That's what I get for trying to post on a thread about condoms, drink my beer, call and try and figure out hwo much it's going to cost to get new brakes and rotors, and find someone to take me to work after I drop the car off. Yeah. Not like I didn't have a crappy day BEFORE all of this other poo happened.
Oh well. Beer makes all things better. |
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| subuddha |
| quote: | | SO. Hmm. One of those fits ya? Tha's kinda big, don't ya think? |
well, they come it different sizes. it is the bend that makes that model suitable for me. |
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| Floorfiller |
| quote: | Originally posted by Jiffy
Oh, for craps sake.
Hmm. That's what I get for trying to post on a thread about condoms, drink my beer, call and try and figure out hwo much it's going to cost to get new brakes and rotors, and find someone to take me to work after I drop the car off. Yeah. Not like I didn't have a crappy day BEFORE all of this other poo happened.
Oh well. Beer makes all things better. |
oh don't mind most of these guys...they're just having fun with you hehehehe....i really am usually very safe about this stuff...my girlfriend is on birthcontrol and i almost always wear a condom too...so i feel pretty safe...
btw, i like your shirt...well...at least what's under it heheh :p
| quote: | Originally posted by Surefire27
serious? i never thought of that.
it can't be that bad though, cuz where else would you stash an emergency condom? |
i like to keep one on a necklace around my neck... |
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| Jiffy |
| quote: | Originally posted by Floorfiller
oh don't mind most of these guys...they're just having fun with you hehehehe[/b] |
Oh hon... I can handle it. So far, I've enjoyed the time that I have spent on the boards. I havn't seen too many dips, yet... but then again, I havn't posted horribly drunk and been a dip myself.... yet. I need an interlock device for my modem so I am not allowed to "surf the net while drinking".
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btw, i like your shirt...well...at least what's under it heheh :p
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HAHA. The gals say thanks. Do they look THAT big? I mean, sure my are nice and all... but they're not huge, but that pic gets me alot of compliments.
Maybe I should go stock up on some more condoms.... that jar's lookin' about half empty.
hahahha- so much for the interlock device. |
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| Floorfiller |
| quote: | Originally posted by Jiffy
Oh hon... I can handle it. So far, I've enjoyed the time that I have spent on the boards. I havn't seen too many dips, yet... but then again, I havn't posted horribly drunk and been a dip myself.... yet. I need an interlock device for my modem so I am not allowed to "surf the net while drinking".
HAHA. The gals say thanks. Do they look THAT big? I mean, sure my are nice and all... but they're not huge, but that pic gets me alot of compliments.
Maybe I should go stock up on some more condoms.... that jar's lookin' about half empty.
hahahha- so much for the interlock device. |
:haha: :haha:
i like this new girl...she's pretty damn funny
*Floorfiller Approved* |
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| Jiffy |
| quote: | Originally posted by Floorfiller
:haha: :haha:
i like this new girl...she's pretty damn funny
*Floorfiller Approved* |
What *exactly* does Floorfiller Approvedget me?
If it doesn't get me, like say, at least a beer, or some free passwords to porn sites (for those days I'm sans condoms), what good IS IT?
I like y'all too. Pretty funny. Oh, except for the guy on the other thread who things the Prodigy are . Pfft. |
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