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Oral Sex Lessons? (pg. 3)
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| 3jaz |
LMFAO!
this is gold .. pure gold...
you have to watched the commercials :haha:
| quote: | But there is a way for youths to enjoy rich and satisfying sexual intimacy without risking unwanted pregnancy — ANAL SEX! The anus, tighter than any vagina and tinged with the thrill of the taboo, is the perfect venue for modern teen lust.
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| igottaknow |
Here's how to Ace the final exam :disbelief
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| chojin |
| quote: | Originally posted by UWM
I'd rather give myself a handjob than have a girl do it for me.
That is, at least, unless a girl exists on Earth who can actually give a decent hand job. |
took a bit of training, but yeah you can get a good one. in fact you can get great ones! |
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| chojin |
| quote: | Originally posted by spacechica
Yea how does that work? Do guys like blowjobs or handjobs more? And how come? Are blowjobs and handjobs like appetizers to sex, or are they able to fully satisfy the "appetite"? :D |
both good, but bj better. however sometimes slow bj outwieghed by fast handjob.
:nervous: :nervous: :nervous: |
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| LoCa |
Is this site for real???
| quote: | Teen Testimonials
REBECCA K., Great Falls, MT
I know what you're thinking: "Anal sex?! Gross! No way!" But it's so cool! My boyfriends get totally turned on by watching me lube up, and I don't worry anymore about getting pregnant. And anal is definitely the fast track to the "in" crowd: Ever since I started taking it anal, I've been way popular at school!
JEREMY T., Holyoke, MA
I have to admit, when I first suggested anal sex to my girlfriend, she looked at me like I was crazy. I offered to double-wrap, use plenty of AstroGlide, but she was still totally freaked over the idea of it. Then she made a deal with me: If I'd bend over for her strap-on, she'd bend over for me. We take turns taking it up the poop chute, and now we finally feel like our relationship is fully equal.
KAREN C., Ypsilanti, N.D.
I want a lot out of life, but I know that I can't afford to raise a kid right now, and I'm way too young to get married. That's why I stopped risking my future by having sex with boys and hooked up with my best galpal, Claire. We may be straight, but we'd rather eat than get preganant!
JESUS N., San Antonio, TX
It's funny to me, listening to straight kids talk about anal sex like they discovered some kind of magic secret no one else knows. Gay guys may or may not have invented anal sex, but I certainly think we perfected it! If straight guys were serious about wanting to have sex and not worry about knocking someone up, they'd hook up with each other.
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from: >>here<<
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nvm hehe read the FAQ :p
Hilarious site tho! :stongue: |
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| Jiffy |
| quote: | Originally posted by 3jaz
LMFAO!
this is gold .. pure gold...
you have to watched the commercials :haha: |
Dude, how can you NOT think this is insane? Guys dating those girls have GOT IT MADE.
| quote: | REBECCA K., Great Falls, MT
I know what you're thinking: "Anal sex?! Gross! No way!" But it's so cool! My boyfriends get totally turned on by watching me lube up, and I don't worry anymore about getting pregnant. And anal is definitely the fast track to the "in" crowd: Ever since I started taking it anal, I've been way popular at school! |
Um... DUH. |
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| LoCa |
 MARK G., Atomic City, ID
"When I started my junior year of high school, I was already the captain of the football team and the baseball team, I was a straight-A honors student, and girls were offering themselves to me. I just couldn't say no to easy sex and free booze, but I knew I was risking my future. So I prayed on it, drove to Boise, and got this butt-ugly haircut. I haven't been laid since, praise Jesus!"
LOL ! :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: |
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| igottaknow |
| quote: | Teen Testimonials
REBECCA K., Great Falls, MT
I know what you're thinking: "Anal sex?! Gross! No way!" But it's so cool! My boyfriends get totally turned on by watching me lube up, and I don't worry anymore about getting pregnant. And anal is definitely the fast track to the "in" crowd: Ever since I started taking it anal, I've been way popular at school! |
Reminds me of a girl I once dated she was afraid of getting pregnant so, she'd only give me oral. Well I pretended like it was a sacrifice and put up with it. :disbelief Too bad i didn't know about this site before because I could have talked her into anal. :eyespop: |
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| Jiffy |
Hey, you can even buy a t-shirt, and let EVERYONE know that you're a technical virgin!
DUDE, if my mama EVER saw me wearing a shirt like that, and then checked out the website... She'd kick my ass so hard, guys would have to forget about even THINKING about sticking it in my poop chute. |
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| Orbax |
| quote: | Originally posted by Jiffy
kick my ass so hard, guys would have to forget about even THINKING about sticking it in my poop chute. |
does that mean they can think about it NOW? |
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| Jiffy |
| quote: | Originally posted by Orbax
does that mean they can think about it NOW? |
They can think about it all they want. They just better remember to ask for permission before they try to take the train to the tunnel. |
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