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Oral Sex Lessons? (pg. 9)
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| spacechica |
I thought masturbation causes "puppies" to "die."...
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| quote: | Originally posted by Jiffy
Honey, maybe you should cut back on the self love. Didn't anyone ever tell you that masturbation can cause blindness? |
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| {b.s.e.} |
| hey, did i hear that orbax was offering sex lessons?!?!?one1/ |
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| Jiffy |
| quote: | Originally posted by spacechica
I thought masturbation causes "puppies" to "die."...
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Close.
Everytime you masturbate, GOD kills a kitten. |
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| Floorfiller |
Floorfiller's tips for ladies on BJs:
1. Use lots of saliva...the wet is what makes it feel good
2. Learn to not gag. The more you can fit the better
3. swallow. i know you don't want to, but think of it in terms of a guy pulling out before you orgasm...it kinda wrecks the build up |
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| spacechica |
:nervous:
| quote: | Originally posted by Jiffy
Close.
Everytime you masturbate, GOD kills a kitten. |
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| ShadoWolf |
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| {b.s.e.} |
| quote: | Originally posted by Floorfiller
Floorfiller's tips for ladies on BJs:
1. Use lots of saliva...the wet is what makes it feel good
2. Learn to not gag. The more you can fit the better
3. swallow. i know you don't want to, but think of it in terms of a guy pulling out before you orgasm...it kinda wrecks the build up |
4. Pigtails, always wear pigtails.  |
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| igottaknow |
| quote: | Originally posted by spacechica
I thought masturbation causes "puppies" to "die."... :( |
since they kill puppies for fun in Texas i dont think it would be an effective deterrent :toothless |
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| Jiffy |
| quote: | Originally posted by igottaknow
since they kill puppies for fun in Texas i dont think it would be an effective deterrent :toothless |
Liar Liar, pants on fire. |
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| montie |
| why don't they just give them lessons on how to practice safe sex to reduce the amount of pregnancies rather than just oral? |
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| Floorfiller |
| quote: | Originally posted by montie
why don't they just give them lessons on how to practice safe sex to reduce the amount of pregnancies rather than just oral? |
ssshhhh....:p |
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