|
Why do gay men give the best massages ??? (pg. 3)
|
View this Thread in Original format
| Orbax |
| yeah, you can always say " you arent worth my time" or "This is stupid, im done arguing with an idiot" or any of innumerable obvious wussouts. You either flame until resolution, or until someone isnt witty enough to retort. Or until the mods shut you down. That happens a lot too. |
|
|
| Rodrico |
| Or you can do the illustrious, "I am too good and older, and you are just a child" routine that Jiffy seems to have down pact. Its not a bad flame, I just find it weak and unimaginative. <----added in the just. Its late, I miss these things.. |
|
|
| Orbax |
| quote: | Originally posted by Rodrico
Or you can do the illustrious, "I am too good and older, and you are just a child" routine that Jiffy seems to have down pact. Its not a bad flame, I find it weak and unimaginative. |
hehe. wait, explain that last sentence man. |
|
|
| SuckUpMySenses |
| quote: | Originally posted by Rodrico
I'm just kiddin honey, your probably a beautiful woman, but you just left yourself open, and I took the chance to make a quick jab. If anything, I plan on taking a massaging course for fun, I figure its an interesting trait to learn and be a master of. *dreams of giving a full body oil massage to any supermodel* |
im ok now.. i only attempted suicide with a fork 2 times after that comment.. i respect you for your wit; which replaces lack of looks, penis size, mentality, money, status, the '82 Toyota Tercel you cruise in with the rusted through floorboard, your hideous aroma, toe fungus and weight ? the wit barely surpasses that , sir ;) Yes, I've contemplated classes many times as well .. go for it ! |
|
|
| Rodrico |
| Is it me or do you have Audrey Hepburn(sp?) in your avatar? One of the hottest woman ever to grace the big screen. |
|
|
| SuckUpMySenses |
| quote: | Originally posted by Orbax
Generic flame ingredients
Speculation on their childhood, how their parents treated them, how their peers treated them, and how that turned them into a (choose your kind of messed up person ((gay, diabetic, fat, ugly, , retard, forever alone loser, no friends, etc..))) and then tell them what the rest of their life is going to be like and how theyll die and who will care (usually no one, but your -all-over-the house-cat or parrot that you taught how to say dirty things while you masturbate are exceptable as well). Feel free to diverge onto problems in society today, and how people like them cause them, and ways to exterminate the problem (usually exterminatin them, but removing parts of their bodies can be substituted). Then after your lengthy meandering come back with a hard line about what a loser they are and then continue explaining and digressing until you get tired.
The more you know about them helps, because facts like they wear puma, while having no actual impact on anything, will add a touch of veracity to your words that makes it sting. |
:eyes: :haha: i copied and pasted that ;) Thanks for the tip.. for im sure it shall be heavily abused in the future. |
|
|
| SuckUpMySenses |
| quote: | Originally posted by Rodrico
Is it me or do you have Audrey Hepburn(sp?) in your avatar? One of the hottest woman ever to grace the big screen. |
yes yes, my new idol of "class." It was Billy Holiday until I recently viewed the film, "The Lady Sings the Blues." Billy was a god damn junkie !!!
:whip: :whip: and to think I thought she was an original :rolleyes: None the less, it would be impossible to not admire her talent , but the crack whore had track marks the size of tube socks on her arms and sang in between sticking that needle in her arm backstage.. damn.. the irony... damnit, now i despise her again... please dont tell me Audrey had been a prostitute . |
|
|
| CityKitty |
| gays do or say a lot of the things that straight men don't but that women sometimes wished they did, and I guess massages would be one of those things. That's why they are so awsome to hang out with. I love all of my gay friends.:) |
|
|
| Silky Johnson |
| Gay men give the best massages because they like dick. |
|
|
| Rodrico |
| quote: | Originally posted by jennypie
Gay men give the best massages because they like dick. |
Well, that explains that.:wtf: :wtf: |
|
|
| CityKitty |
| quote: | Originally posted by jennypie
Gay men give the best massages because they like dick. |
rofl
but then how do you explain when they volunteer to give girls massages? they know they can't get any dick out of it... |
|
|
| Silky Johnson |
| quote: | Originally posted by CityKitty
rofl
but then how do you explain when they volunteer to give girls massages? they know they can't get any dick out of it... |
Hmm...'cause they're sensitive to a woman's needs? I dunno, maybe it's 'cause the girl could possibly have a toight brother/friend/uncle(everyone has a gay uncle) to seduce? There's always a way to get dick out of it. |
|
|
|
|
