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Why do gay men give the best massages ??? (pg. 4)
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| Floorfiller |
| giving a great massage is a great attribute. i need to take some classes so i can rock at it hehehe...i'm gonna get a massage table...that's that... |
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| Rodrico |
| Someone is happy about massages ^^^^ ;) |
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| Rodrico |
| quote: | Originally posted by SuckUpMySenses
im ok now.. i only attempted suicide with a fork 2 times after that comment.. i respect you for your wit; which replaces lack of looks, penis size, mentality, money, status, the '82 Toyota Tercel you cruise in with the rusted through floorboard, your hideous aroma, toe fungus and weight ? the wit barely surpasses that , sir ;) Yes, I've contemplated classes many times as well .. go for it ! |
Alright, its a flame war Cheeze off (no holds bar event, anything goes and is said), I'm glad you respect something, cause by the looks of you, you aint respecting yourself sister. One could start with your obvious stench of constant goat sex, followed by your over-weight, fat ass, pear-shaped body, (your ass is so fat, when you sit down, your height raises by about 3 feet) so do me a favor, run a couple times around the block, then talk about looks honey. You complain about penis size, since when do crack-whores complain about any dick, I guess one cant compare themselves to the horse penis you suck day in and day out (gotta get your fix!). Well to end this off, your obvious large circle of homosexual friends can probably be attributed to the fact you turned them all gay or if not, keep them staying that way for along time. End cheezy flame. :D
Just joking sweetie, but your flame was decently started, I think its all about the details if your going hit them with random crap. BTW, thats an 82 "turbo" toyota tercel to you baby!;) ;) ;) good choice of car to nail someone with, except I feel sorry for the guy or girl who reads that and actually drives one of those..lol. Indirect Burn! +2 points! |
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| ShadoWolf |
| quote: | | Any theories as to why homosexuals give the best massages, dress in style, are always more clean, smell the best, are a blast to shop with, give all the best makeup tips and have the best taste in art and decoration and look pretty while doing it all ??? ahaha.. |
Or you could date a metrosexual and get the best of both worlds. ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)
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If I have kids; boys that is... I'm going to raise them to be gay :D |
Not smart IMO. |
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| SuckUpMySenses |
| quote: | Originally posted by Rodrico
Alright, its a flame war Cheeze off (no holds bar event, anything goes and is said), I'm glad you respect something, cause by the looks of you, you aint respecting yourself sister. One could start with your obvious stench of constant goat sex, followed by your over-weight, fat ass, pear-shaped body, (your ass is so fat, when you sit down, your height raises by about 3 feet) so do me a favor, run a couple times around the block, then talk about looks honey. You complain about penis size, since when do crack-whores complain about any dick, I guess one cant compare themselves to the horse penis you suck day in and day out (gotta get your fix!). Well to end this off, your obvious large circle of homosexual friends can probably be attributed to the fact you turned them all gay or if not, keep them staying that way for along time. End cheezy flame. :D
Just joking sweetie, but your flame was decently started, I think its all about the details if your going hit them with random crap. BTW, thats an 82 "turbo" toyota tercel to you baby!;) ;) ;) good choice of car to nail someone with, except I feel sorry for the guy or girl who reads that and actually drives one of those..lol. Indirect Burn! +2 points! |
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Just because your body is caked with 2 inches of grease and grime due to the lack of access to your local water well.. dont blame me !!! Why all the hostility ??? I thought you were making good money putting glass in tuna by all the local dumpsters and then picking up all the dead cats, selling them to the Red Dragon Chinese on 15th Street. You have no right to talk about dick. I have all my goodies.. your the one who had your Iguana suck your b/c no one else would.. and what happened ??? it bit.. yeah it bit.. but no.. you dont have the money to go get your right ball sack surgically replaced.. instead you used clear scotch tape.. im not the one who sits at home on Friday nights constructing massive balls with my own pubic hair, then stashing it under the bed so mommy wont find. and last time i visited your house (out of guilt) i stepped on 3 dead kittens under newspapers in your living room. your a nasty ass, white trash bastard.. im not the one who had skid marks on every single pair of my clothes. it's utterly grotesque.. if you run out of toilet paper, or dont have the money to buy some.. call me hunny.. i'd be more than overjoyed to lend you the $1.00 for Dollar General. We're civilized humans.. give me a break :rolleyes: you don't use your clothes to wipe your ass !!!! if it is a must to result to such horrid actions, at least have the decency to wash them in your murky bathtub water. and the next time your ball falls loose out of your pants in public ( due to the excessive amount of urine and manly juice excretions loosing the bond of your tape) I swear to Mother Peters im going to throw that blueberry sized pus filled organ in the dumpster *End of Flame. :D im not the nasty who has thousands of bits of toilet paper still stuck in my knotted pube region.. last time i went down on you was 2 months ago and all the bits of toilet paper were still stuck.. just as they were 2 days ago !!! IM THROUGH WITH YOU :whip: dont EVER call me again !!!! :whip: |
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| Rodrico |
I haven't seen that many whips used since they punished your parents for giving birth to you. Just keep the clicker away from the smiley faces, I dont require ten thousand visual aids like you to grasp the concept of tone and interpretation in one's posts, I leave that for dim-wits like you. But you can't be at blame for that, its obvious by your lack of the proper english language, and the use of a thing called grammar that you have nothing short of a grade 4 vocabulary and english education.
I wonder where do you come up with this anyhow? You got a crack team of monkeys working around the clock writing your brilliant posts. You gotta stop over-working them, they seem to be spewing more moronic banter than Jerry Fawell and Fred Phelps at a gay rights rally. Speaking of crack and monkeys, how has family life been treating you?
Anyhow, back to the more important issues like when are you going to grow up and stop going to those gingerale and cookie parties you can only attend, seeing as your still an under aged. Must suck living a life of only internet boyfriends and repeated horse sucking, but I guess thats the life of a 19 year old in white trash country. One day you can party and have fun like the big dogs on these threads, but for now its just whoring your self up to the next loser who takes pity upon your sad case, and treats you to a nice dinner at Dunkin Donuts and suckin on his dirty, hairy, sweaty .
Honey, you cant be through with me, cause I aint even started on your fat ass. Oh, don't worry about going down on me, I learned my lesson well the first time from a little thing calle VD. Thats why 2 days ago all you saw was the bottom end of my testicles slapping you across the forehead tea-baggin style, and my heavy, thick rod pimp-slappin you across your face with spectacular force, leaving you sprawling across my bedroom floor like every other bitch whore who expects to please the Rodinator with their dirty mouths. Do yourself a favor, throw in the towel, cause you just aint no match for me kid.
On a side note, your flame was hilarious, I couldnt believe you wrote that...I sense much promise in you. |
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| Zureal |
| quote: | Originally posted by mndeg
its impossible to turn gay, i think that gay people will be gone in 50 years, they will eliminate the gay gene and existing gay people will die out
gayness will be history, they'll have gay exhibits in museums and stuff |
I doubt it. More straight people breeding, more gay people. As simple as that.
And who is 'they'? The Nazis? The National Murder-is our right- Party? The GAY Terminator? You?
I'm sorry for a second i actually cared to know. You are ignorant, and most likely gay and can't accept it.
Or just a kid.
WHATEVERRRR |
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| SuckUpMySenses |
| quote: | Originally posted by Rodrico
I haven't seen that many whips used since they punished your parents for giving birth to you. Just keep the clicker away from the smiley faces, I dont require ten thousand visual aids like you to grasp the concept of tone and interpretation in one's posts, I leave that for dim-wits like you. But you can't be at blame for that, its obvious by your lack of the proper english language, and the use of a thing called grammar that you have nothing short of a grade 4 vocabulary and english education.
I wonder where do you come up with this anyhow? You got a crack team of monkeys working around the clock writing your brilliant posts. You gotta stop over-working them, they seem to be spewing more moronic banter than Jerry Fawell and Fred Phelps at a gay rights rally. Speaking of crack and monkeys, how has family life been treating you?
Anyhow, back to the more important issues like when are you going to grow up and stop going to those gingerale and cookie parties you can only attend, seeing as your still an under aged. Must suck living a life of only internet boyfriends and repeated horse sucking, but I guess thats the life of a 19 year old in white trash country. One day you can party and have fun like the big dogs on these threads, but for now its just whoring your self up to the next loser who takes pity upon your sad case, and treats you to a nice dinner at Dunkin Donuts and suckin on his dirty, hairy, sweaty .
Honey, you cant be through with me, cause I aint even started on your fat ass. Oh, don't worry about going down on me, I learned my lesson well the first time from a little thing calle VD. Thats why 2 days ago all you saw was the bottom end of my testicles slapping you across the forehead tea-baggin style, and my heavy, thick rod pimp-slappin you across your face with spectacular force, leaving you sprawling across my bedroom floor like every other bitch whore who expects to please the Rodinator with their dirty mouths. Do yourself a favor, throw in the towel, cause you just aint no match for me kid.
On a side note, your flame was hilarious, I couldnt believe you wrote that...I sense much promise in you. |
Baby doll, it's unimaginable that you had the audacity to dig yourself a 6 ft. hole. Do you not recall when your camel riding self asked me in your terrorist dialect to help you speak English ??" You me help English me ?? I from Arabia I oil yes I swim in sea of Pacific to here I get from hi..i sow you, you leaf hut" wtf !!! DO YOU NOT REMEMBER THAT ?? I turned you into what you are !! not that I have obtained much dignity :rolleyes: And what about the dishwashing job I landed you in my restaurant ?? You were making $1.87 !!!! and yet again, you managed to it up. Take those hideous towels off your arrogant head. I know you don't want to me to continue with our sex life.. you thought i had 5 holes.. educate your foreign ass. Yet I will always remember telling your pitiful self that if you were to be good in bed, you had to let me on you ... and what did you do ?!? Hunny, you laid on your back and opened up your mouth wide... my sweet , sweet toxins suffocated your blemished face.. You no longer obtained any visibility.. I remember vividly the warm, moist steam rising from your face as well.. To top it all off, I told you I would love you forever if you wouldn't mind me pulling out my tampon and you giving it a good sucking.. i dangled it down in front of your feces infested face and you sucked harder than you've ever sucked before.. even surpassing the rim job you gave that young, 5 year old immigrant boy. You sucked it dry.. i was amazed. It was no longer a wine red, but rather a pure, innocent white. AND WHAT ABOUT YOUR SHOES ??? Red Wing w/ velcro ??!?! Even if you have dreadlocks.. you DO still wash your hair.. your locks are all knotted up in a huge rats nest to the left side of your head... and to top it all off.. when i came over thinking I was invited to a candle lit dinner.. you used the excess oils of your wilted, nappy hair nest for grease on the steaks !!! It was disturbing.. no one in their right mind... i dont even know what to say.. and the other day i noticed a cockroach came crawling out of your KFC uniform !!! do you not take notice to things such as these ??? The next time you use your obtrusive collection of ear wax to condition your grubby, blackened skin I am going to notify the police of your two legged dog that is always limping freely around the neighborhood !! Get your ass back on that camel you came in on.. This isn't your home !! :whip:
ahahaha Rodrico.. I don't know.. I'm kind of liking this.. the feeling of being abused in front of millions. It's releasing uber amounts of stress and making me overtly excited. However, I get the odd feeling that my cheesy flames make no sense; while yours, on the other hand, are at least practical. Am I neurotic to be anxiously awaiting your next words of degradation ?? :D You, hunny.. are superb ! I just have to keep reminding myself that resorting to make-believe flames over the internet are perfectly justified, even at the age of 19... ? |
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| Vlad |
| quote: | Originally posted by Rodrico
Are you saying your gay and give horrible massages? Thats not a good way to introduce yourself to people. |
No you ass...:wtf:
Im straight and I give great massages. |
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| TECHno addict |
| This thread is gay. |
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| SuckUpMySenses |
| quote: | Originally posted by TECHno addict
This thread is gay. |
no pun intended ? |
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| TECHno addict |
| quote: | Originally posted by SuckUpMySenses
no pun intended ? |
I think it was intended......im not sure. |
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