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Why I hate Blogs (pg. 2)
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| Orbax |
actually thats a sealab quote by captain murphy from the Insurance Scam one.
but the pirates thing wasnt really the main thrust of my post. It was more of a funny thing to randomly say than a "i wish I could read this sort of literature in a blog" |
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| Sand Leaper |
| quote: | Originally posted by Orbax
but the pirates thing wasnt really the main thrust of my post. It was more of a funny thing to randomly say than a "i wish I could read this sort of literature in a blog" |
Aye, I do see your point. I think mushyloaded blogs are just as crap as you, but they still can provide for some useful venting space for whatever is bugging you atm. |
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| Orbax |
I just dont understand why you cant notepad it. If youre going to be writing something that has the potential # of viewers of the internet...why be so illiterate and stupid? Granted, I say some pointless too. But its directed towards a community that at least has some history/knowledge of me and semi-realtime interactions.
The addlepated meanderings of a bad poets dramatic resurgence into the Tullys Coffee scene...
I dunno. Its mainly that so many try to be clever, and fall so short, so terribly terribly short. Maddox rules. I grant that. He has excellent thoughts, and even if you dont agree, his method of converying thoughts is amusing enough to get past the subject most of the time.
Blogs just tend to reinforce my theory that most people probably shouldnt reproduce. |
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| Sand Leaper |
| quote: | Originally posted by Orbax
I just dont understand why you cant notepad it. If youre going to be writing something that has the potential # of viewers of the internet...why be so illiterate and stupid? Granted, I say some pointless too. But its directed towards a community that at least has some history/knowledge of me and semi-realtime interactions.
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Well obviously the blogs in question are usually aimed at the people who have some knowledge of the writer, in real life and/or on the net. Similarly, if someone new to TA came in COR and read what you Orbax wrote here daily, I'm sure they'd get the same frustrated reaction that you've displayed here.
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I dunno. Its mainly that so many try to be clever, and fall so short, so terribly terribly short. Maddox rules. I grant that. He has excellent thoughts, and even if you dont agree, his method of converying thoughts is amusing enough to get past the subject most of the time.
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That is of course a valid point. Many people get way too pretentious and pompous in their blogs and the result is just hideous. That's not always the case though. |
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| placebo |
Dear Blog:
Me and Sarah went to the mall today and shopped around. Well I just followed her around the mall. She was with Tom again. I hate Tom. He thinks he is so cool with his "job" and his "car". If I had a nickel for everytime I hated Tom, I would have about 300,000,002.51 nickels (plus tax). BUT ANYWAYS, Last night hehehe I snuck to Sarah's house and watched her through her window. Tom was there again. She kept screaming "OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD" over and over again and kept saying how big it was. So I waited for Tom to come out of her house, and I killed him with a lead pipe. BUT ANYWAYS, I put his dead body in my closet and its starting to stink bad and my mom keeps yelling at me STUPID BITCH ALL SHE DID WAS GIVE ME BRITH AND FEED ME AND GIVE ME SOME POLACE TO STAY!1111!2529259!!11.3
Current Mood: *euphoric* :D |
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| Noctone |
::shrug::
I'm with SandLeaper on this one, it's kind of a nice way to empty your head. Especially if you've always got a million things running through it like I do. Most of the time, though, I just end up using my blog to record club nights, and sometimes other stuff pops in. I also have a written journal that I use occassionally for more personal thoughts, or if I really need to write something down and don't have immediate computer access.
I can understand where you're coming from Orbax, those idiots piss me off just as much as they do you.
Oh btw that Maddox page is feckin' ace! |
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| Plastick |
| I hate blogs too. What's nice about it? Only pics of nice cute girls perhaps. |
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| DJ-Dank-Poo |
yah they suck, only good one was the hilton sisters blog, i think its at hilton.grubbykid.com...
wait some artsy noob took over the site! how lame :confused: i don't know if it was actually them writing entries or a person making fun of them, but there was some good stuff in there!
ps: don't send the letter! (can we have an update on the outcome of that post?) :haha: |
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| Orbax |
| outcome of what post hehe |
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| DJ-Dank-Poo |
oh deir...
| quote: | Originally posted by Sebby
I need help from anyone ASAP!
My friend Patrick met this girl Ashley in class and didn't have the balls to ask this girl out in person the whole semester but instead wrote this letter to her for the last day of class tommorow. I say he should give her the letter and could be the lead-off hitter for all guys out there and see how things turn out. Tell me what you guys think (prefferably girls). Here's how the letter looks....
Hey Ashley,
I hope you don’t think that I’m some kind of weird, four eyed fool for writing this letter. Actually it may be a little ironic for me to write one….since we did meet for the first time through note writing…lol Anyway your probably wondering why I’m even writing this letter. Well, first off…I’m bored and I should be studying for finals. Second I wanted to tell you something. I think you’re a cool and very cute girl. Actually I think you’re the (as these young kids like to say these days). As the great Patrick Aksan used to say and I quote: “If I were a fly, Id be all over you cuz you’re the .” Maybe it’s your sexy nose ring, or you’re coming into class late asking if there was a quiz. Or maybe it’s just the fact that I’m soooooooooo lonely and I need a friend (ha ha that was a joke….no really it was And maybe I’m just ignorant or can’t take a hint but you never did answer my emails that I sent waaaaaaaaaaay back when. You know…..the ones that asked for your hand in marriage…or the one asking if you wanted to go to Hawaii on my yacht…...or maybe you didn’t get those. Hmmm well, if you didn’t at least I know that you got this letter.
Ashley, I have a question for you. I was wondering if you’d like to have a nice romantic dinner at McDonald’s with me this weekend? (I’m messing with you. It should be on Friday cuz they have better deals during the weekdays) But in all seriousness. Would you like to go out with me? Maybe go dancing or take a nice walk on the beach. Id like to get to know you. See what makes this East coast babe tick. Grant it… I’m not the sexiest guy, or the strongest, or even the hungest….. it…I’m as plain as a bagel that you sell at your store. But I can promise you one thing. You’ll have a fun night out. Man I sound like a damn advertisement…..see I even have a little marketing skills to offer you. So what do ya say Ashley? Will you do the honor of going out on a date with me? It took me 11 weeks to nurse the balls to be able to ask you….. and if you say no. It’s ok. Ill have another 12 weeks in Accounting 300 to write you a better letter/proposal.
I hope you enjoyed reading this letter as much as I enjoyed writing it. I also hope that you don’t have a boyfriend cuz I’m sure he’d REALLY enjoy reading this letter. And the fact that I just spent study time making an (_,_) out of myself really doesn’t help. I hope to hear from you soon babe (hopefully sooner than later). My cell phone number is 1 323 XXX XXXX and my email is [email protected] Hopefully if all goes well we will be talking soon. If not than I wish you a great 10 days off from school and Ill be awaiting the very awkward moment between us in Accounting 300. (I’m just kidding) Have a great break!!!
Yours truly,
Patrick “Pizda” Aksan
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DON'T SEND THE LETTER LOL ;)
anyone have the link to this thread? i was asking the outcome of that! |
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| Orbax |
| oh yeah...dude i did that thread for like 50 pages lol. The outcome was we found out that patrick his friend was really sebastion (sebby/himself) and that he was writing about him own problems. We made fun of him for 40-50 pages then three peopel turned it into their chatroom for another 50 then neo closed it |
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| DJ-Dank-Poo |
| quote: | Originally posted by Orbax
oh yeah...dude i did that thread for like 50 pages lol. The outcome was we found out that patrick his friend was really sebastion (sebby/himself) and that he was writing about him own problems. We made fun of him for 40-50 pages then three peopel turned it into their chatroom for another 50 then neo closed it |
haaaaaahaHaahAHahaaHHAAAAAAAA classic!
i missed that one, and i was really thinking that letter was just a joke... cheers sebby, i hope you got a date at least... :tongue2 |
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