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Yo momma 2k4
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| kid nyce |
reinventing a new thread and yes i know there is an old thread but lets see if you kids got any new ones...ill start it
yo momma so fat she jumped up and god stuck! |
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| vtec junkie |
| Your mother's so fat, she needs a hula hoop to keep her socks up. |
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| limin_li |
| Yo mama is so fat that she needs two zipcodes |
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| Vlad |
| Yo mamma is so fat her belt size is the equator. |
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| Stassi |
| yo mama so fat when she broke her leg gravy came out. |
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| Yan |
| Your momma's so fat the only belt she could wear is Belt Parkway. |
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| limin_li |
| yo mama is so stupid, she though boys 2 men was a daycare camp |
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| Vlad |
ooooo were doing, yo mama is stupid now...
Yo mamma is so stupid she thought a quarterback was a refund |
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| kid nyce |
| yo momma so dumb she got locked out of a convertible. |
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| DR86 |
here we go...
yo mama's so poor when I saw her kickin a coke can down the street i asked her what she was doing and she said "movin""
yo mama's so stupid she got hit by a parked car
yo mama's so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone
yo mama's so fat when she goes out in high heels she strikes oil
yo mama's so poor she uses the cat as a welcome mat
yo mama's so fat she irons her cloths on the driveway with a steamroller
yo mama's so fat that when sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house
yo mama's so ugly that when she looks out a window she gets arrested for mooning
yo mama's so fat that when she went to the movies she sat next to everyone
yo mama's so fat that when she goes to a restaurant she looks at the menu and says "okay!" |
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| nchs09 |
quoted direwctly from South park
ur momma is so fat, when she walks down the street people yell, GOD DAMN IT THATS A FAT ASS... lame but funny with sp characters voices over it hehe |
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| Vlad |
| Yo momma is so ugly, she has to tie a pork chop around her neck just to get the dog to play with her. |
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