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Oral Sex Guide for you guys out there (pg. 4)
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| Ian^ |
| quote: | Originally posted by susanna
When did I claim that? do you have reading problems? |
Actually I do have a bad eye which I had 4 operations on when iwas 2-4 years old..
I never at any point said you were a slut, I merely added it to the terminology, had this last post of yours claimed that you did know every (or most) ways of pleasing guys or girls, I would've said you were probably a slut then, but over here that is meant in the sarcastic/relatively funny and/or lighthearted manner, probably not the way you'd have taken it, but it was a risk i'd have taken, but since you didn't claim that, I don't have to use itdo I :) |
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| Dervish |
My advice is before you even start finger a girl she should be dripping (ps a towel and a glass of water handy is highly advisable). And first stage of that should be a hell of alot of teasing (rub like an eclipce starting at her solar pelexus and down to the top of her pubic hair getting quicker as you go lower, the idea being to keep her guessing if you are actually planning on fingering her or not. Then go off and kiss her breast and rub them for a bit then go back to the teasing and so on...).
Then plently kissing all over execpt the main area.
Then rub her inside leg is the same was as the teasting.
Then go of and kiss (maybe lick too) her belly, and give her a cheeky little look in the eyes.
The finger her a bit while kissing her belly.
Then slowly kiss down to her inside legs both sides deep kisses right next to her vagina you know with you cheek on it, give a few nice long licks too. Then stop. Then kiss her belly and have one last cheeky look and pretend for a sec that your done, thi should prompt a little look of "you better ing not".
Then kiss her belly and move down.
That should take ages but it's ing fun. Personnally I'm a control freak and I love it.
Then it's upto yourself when your actualy eating. I like to focus on the clit with quite alot of pressure and pretty simple up and down. Then every so often stop and lick the inside sides you know the bits that flap out kinda under and along them on the outside of the (for perhaps 30 seconds to a min). (she will shudder with that)
Do that evry so often and just play around with it.
At the end you don't want to surprise her too much once she's in the final stage. But I would say atleast 3-4 fake final stages is about right. That is you pretend your gonna finnish her but you slow down or lick the sides like about.
Once you deside to finnish her follow it through totally till she stops you. If your lucky she could be keen for mutilples (always fun I always fell like the bedroom king when I get 3-4).
Anyway now your done wipe off your mouth and chin cos if you've been doing it right (making her feel like her and it's juice is the best thing you've ever tasted) your chin will be covered.
You now don't smell like minge (cos it does smell nice but it does girls don't like to think they smell down there, and that'll make her fell like ) and you can cuddle her and possibly she'll let you kiss her (now your clean). It's just a good way to finnish nice and clean. By now she'll be pretty tired so just lie back and she'll snuggle up and hug tight to the best person in the world. Congrats you are now the king. :happy2: |
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| sykadelik |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ian^
I never at any point said you were a slut, |
Or is she a:
:p :cool: |
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| Massive84 |
uhm where is Vivid Boy?
this is definitly a topic for him.. |
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| Billabong |
My girlfriend always get me to stop before the big o, if i dont she hits me on the head. She says she couldnt take any more every time i do it.
Maybe im too powerful. |
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| Dervish |
Should just follow through. Though girls don't actually need to finnish in the same way as guys do.
Try it when her parents are in the next room and she has to be quiet..... hehehe now thats fun! She'll go ape!!! Twisting about so much you have to hold on for dear life, and after a bit she just won't care anymore! |
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| Marcy |
| hmmmmm.....bit of an animal are we? :eyes: |
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| Dervish |
| Hehehe can be actually. |
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| Sand Leaper |
| Some informative reading here :D |
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| Orbax |
| Or you could just get drunk and pass out and not worry about all this bull ;) |
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| gabor3000gt |
| quote: | Originally posted by Dervish
Should just follow through. Though girls don't actually need to finnish in the same way as guys do.
Try it when her parents are in the next room and she has to be quiet..... hehehe now thats fun! She'll go ape!!! Twisting about so much you have to hold on for dear life, and after a bit she just won't care anymore! |
LOL, I love to do this to my gf:D It's sooo funny watching her, though my gf can usually do "it" silently, which makes me wonder... When we are alone she screams like I don't know what. Her satisfaction is not as great when she knows her parents are next door:rolleyes: |
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| DigiNut |
No offense or anything, but I have the distinct feeling that this thread was started by some bitch who just got laid for the first time and is feeling bitter because the guy told her if he wanted to a corpse, he could go to the morgue.
But that's just my opinion, I could be wrong. |
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