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Oral Sex Guide for you guys out there (pg. 6)
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| Ibiza Dreams |
| quote: | Originally posted by Miss Bliss
my bf gives the best head evAR.... PM fr0st for advice! ;)
he does this with his tongue that makes me go into convulsions... every time he has to hold me down cause i scream for him to stop cause it's too much, but he doesn't let me stop... BEST HEAD EVER!!! |
PICS OR STFU
At least describe what it is he does, attention whore. |
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| DigiNut |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ibiza Dreams
At least describe what it is he does, attention whore. |
No, thanks, I'd rather she just shut up period. Believe it or not, some of us aren't interested in the sex life of every girl living 10,000 miles away.
I've noticed that even though the guys on TA are stupidly horny, the women here are twice as sickening when it comes to talking about their boyfriends/sex lives. Just keep it to yourselves, for 's sake - you might get attention from pathetic losers, but many more of us are actually disgusted. We're interested in sex only when it involves either (a) porn or (b) us.
To summarize: NOBODY GIVES A ABOUT YOUR BOYFRIENDS. Get it? Good! |
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| Ibiza Dreams |
| quote: | Originally posted by DigiNut
We're interested in sex only when it involves either (a) porn or (b) us.
To summarize: NOBODY GIVES A ABOUT YOUR BOYFRIENDS. Get it? Good! |
Wake up Digi, so porn is fine but talking about sex is not? Porn is great when you need to spank your monkey right? But talking about sex is disgusting? Sounds like someone feels jealousy or embarassment. A girl 10,000 miles away has no stronger of a bond to you than a porn actress, get it? If the girl says her boyfriend gives great head, let's hear what it is he does, you might learn something. |
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| DigiNut |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ibiza Dreams
Wake up Digi, so porn is fine but talking about sex is not? |
Yes, that's exactly it. Porn is made for our amusement and involves women that are generally hot - it's a form of entertainment. "Talking about sex" as you so aptly put it is just another form of women whom we wouldn't piss on if they were on fire talking in excess about themselves like they always do. Nobody gives a . If we had specifically ASKED you to talk about sex then that might be different, but nobody here asked for this kind of officious advice. Talk about it with your girl friends, ok? This has nothing to do with emotional bonds.
I'm surprised that after all these years people still cling to the "you're just jealous" defense. Someone please teach me how to make myself believe that anyone who criticizes me is actually just jealous of me? |
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| Miss Bliss |
| quote: | Originally posted by DigiNut
To summarize: NOBODY GIVES A ABOUT YOUR BOYFRIENDS. Get it? Good! |
If I wanna describe my personal life to strangers (oh, and my previous post was of course completely serious :rolleyes: ), I can... Just like you can choose to entertain us with more whiny, condescending posts. Go ahead and simply scroll past mine like I scroll past yours. |
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| UWM |
| This would qualify as one of the few "The Time UWM Agreed with Diginut" moments. |
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| dj_alfi |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ibiza Dreams
PICS OR STFU
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AH GODDAMN U IBIZA DREAMS!!!!!!:whip: :whip:
i read thru the whole thread, and was like "oh yeah noone said it yet, omg omg" and then like ON THE LAST ING PAGE, you had ing written it.. goddamn thats my luck... anywho, im gonna say it anyway
PICS OR STFU!!!! |
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| Ibiza Dreams |
| A couple pointers here: Lots of lube, very important for the girl to relax her sphincter muscles, if she tenses them up it hurts... if you're talking about tossing salad... well www.google.com |
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| LibMe |
| Men licking a sux !! I hate it .. what do u like about it ?? |
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| gabor3000gt |
| quote: | Originally posted by LibMe
Men licking a sux !! I hate it .. what do u like about it ?? |
:eek: ...:crazy: |
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| Sand Leaper |
| quote: | Originally posted by LibMe
Men licking a sux !! I hate it .. what do u like about it ?? |
You obviously got crap head then. |
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| DJAntSmith |
| Wonder how many went straight for the 'File' >> 'Print' Option? :toothless |
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