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Another "how to pick up girls at the club" thread (pg. 6)
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| xKaoSx |
I walked up to a girl in a club once and said
"Do you have a problem with smelly balls?"
and she said
"mine or yours?"
We both LOL'd and grabbed a drink and made merry all night.
Of course she was the coolest chic I ever met and went back to Arizona the next day. Es ok though- I had fun and that's all I am looking to do- if anything comes out of anything then ill worry about it then. |
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| jdat |
orbax is so right.
It makes me think how most of us spending our time complaining because we're single , and other people are boring/lame/stupid, and once you're actually in a relationship well you become very retarded, turn into a veggie like state, glued to the other person, mushy mushy squeshy squeshy all lovey dovey but dont do anything interesting like.
Either way we're screwed :haha: :stongue: |
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| Orbax |
So far the only real benefit Ive seen from being single (well, there are a few, which ill digress into) is self improvement, basically. I have a friend whos 30. Hes been dating since he was 14, never not having a girlfriend for more than 5 months. We got to talking and he said he was so ing jealous of me because I know how to do all this stuff because I have so much free time. I can just pick up and go whenever I want, do whatever I want....
Plus I have cash, because im not spending it to go out to dinners and celebrate 6 month anniversaries and the plethora of other bull that tends to stick its smelly hand inbetween yours and your girlfriends.
Also, from what Ive seen sooo many people are in relationships of convenience. Youre here, theyre here, why not? There are couples out there who are annoyed with eachother 23 hours of the day, and then they have sex so its somehow binding and they have to stay together. Im just like...YOUR MISERABLE! LEAVE! But who knows the odds of them finding someone theyll like? Pretty bad, so they stick it out instead of just going doing something else.
I dunno, I guess I just havent really met anyone whos worth outweighs the annoyance I have with them, hehe. Too many compromises and youre left a characterless, spineless weakling!
PS ninjars rule the world. |
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| Trance Effect |
| quote: | Originally posted by Floorfiller
do you guys actually go out to clubs to meet ladies? i don't. if it happens...i wouldn't turn it away, but i don't think its really the ideal place to go searching for women. |
I'll second that, if you really want a good women, go and search for it in other place than a club, generally clubber girls
just wanna have fun and , nothing serious.
If thats what you want, just to have a good time with a girl, its ok, but if you're looking for a girl and wanna have a relationship, clubs dont have it.
BTW, best way for me to pick on a girl, I'll have to say in the dance floor. |
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| UnBracKo |
| I've been with some girls only for one night, now I dont like I go out to clubs for have a good time dancing and listening good music not for meet girls... Also I try to go to good places with good music so I don't need girls there :p |
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| ShadoWolf |
| I agree with Orbax, but overall there needs to be balance. Having a gf/bf all the time isn't good, but neither is not having one for soo long. |
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| UWM |
I just grab them and hoist them above my head.
meh. |
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| Dopey |
| I just ask them if they know where the weight room is:stongue: |
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| shanehanner |
| quote: | Originally posted by Dopey
I just ask them if they know where the weight room is:stongue: |
lmao, I never get tired of that one. |
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| bobba lou |
| quote: | Originally posted by Orbax
So far the only real benefit Ive seen from being single (well, there are a few, which ill digress into) is self improvement, basically. I have a friend whos 30. Hes been dating since he was 14, never not having a girlfriend for more than 5 months. We got to talking and he said he was so ing jealous of me because I know how to do all this stuff because I have so much free time. I can just pick up and go whenever I want, do whatever I want....
Plus I have cash, because im not spending it to go out to dinners and celebrate 6 month anniversaries and the plethora of other bull that tends to stick its smelly hand inbetween yours and your girlfriends.
Also, from what Ive seen sooo many people are in relationships of convenience. Youre here, theyre here, why not? There are couples out there who are annoyed with eachother 23 hours of the day, and then they have sex so its somehow binding and they have to stay together. Im just like...YOUR MISERABLE! LEAVE! But who knows the odds of them finding someone theyll like? Pretty bad, so they stick it out instead of just going doing something else.
I dunno, I guess I just havent really met anyone whos worth outweighs the annoyance I have with them, hehe. Too many compromises and youre left a characterless, spineless weakling!
PS ninjars rule the world. |
can I get an AMEN to that. |
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| Emil |
| quote: | Originally posted by e*motion
I usually tell girls my name is Jack Hammer and I'm a firefighter.. the rest it history. |
This guy I used to know would tell girls "My name is Gino, im in the import/export business." I couldn't help :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :haha: behind him. |
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