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Fave Movie Quotes - II - (pg. 2)
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| mets4012 |
American Pie
Jim: What does third base feel like?
Oz: Like warm apple pie |
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| fitom tiel |
[to a priest]: "If Heaven is such a wonderful place, then how come being crucified is such a big ing sacrifice?"
-Igby, Igby Goes Down |
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| Endo |
"Yes, London. You know, fish chips cup o' tea, bad food worse weather Marry in' Poppins London!"
And from my all-time fav. movie starring Snoop Dogg in Bones:
"Big bad ass daddy mack's got fo brains, and that's a fact"
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| meneedit |
no wait, i change my mind
Arnie - Jingle all the way: "put that cookie down!" |
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| {b.s.e.} |
"If you get a customer, or an employee, who thinks he's Charles Bronson, take the butt of your gun and smash their nose in."
-Resevoir Dogs
"I killed your cat, you druggy bitch."
-The Boondock Saints
"Dammit, why is everything we're good at illegal?"
-Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid
and of course
"I neva ed anybody over in my life, who didn't have it comin' to 'im, you got that? All I have in this world is my balls, and my word, and I don't break 'em for no one, jou understand?" |
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| Floorfiller |
Q: "Samantha don't just stare at it, eat it"
American Psycho
:stongue: :haha: :stongue: :haha: |
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| Floorfiller |
| quote: | Originally posted by jonze234
"Don't just stare at it...eat it"
- Patrick Bateman, American Psycho
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ah bastard...beat me to it hehehehe
another funny one from American Beauty
Q: "you like.......muscles"
hehehe gets me everytime :p |
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| Slylee |
| quote: | Originally posted by Rodrico
Boxer: Come on Baby lets go!
Girlfriend: Where did you get that motorcycle?
Boxer: Its not a motorcycle, its a chopper.
Girlfriend: Where did you get the chopper?
Boxer: Zed.
Girlfriend: Who's Zed?
Boxer: Zed's dead baby.
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hahah great movie:) my favorite quote from that movie is from Quenton (i hope no body gets offended by the *N word)
"Do I have a sign outside my house that says, 'Dead N***** storage'"?
"no"
"And do you know WHY i don't have a sign that says, 'Dead N&&&&& Storage'?? Cuz storing dead N****** aint mY IN BUSINESS jules!" |
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| subuddha |
"Arch your back and look back over your shoulder mean, like a dragon."
/Big Earl in Starsky and Hutch
and this one is my absolute favorite. it cracks me up everytime.
"True love is hard to find, sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend..."
/Mitch Martin in Old School
Old School is full of memorable qoutes! |
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| Marcy |
wellll baby...mee soooooo horny....me sooo horny... me love you longtime. You party?
- Full Metal Jacket :D
oh and....Kickboxer
Old dude: Remember your brother?
Van Damme: like this? (kicks tree) or like this? (kicks tree) |
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| subuddha |
| quote: | Originally posted by Marcy
wellll baby...mee soooooo horny....me sooo horny... me love you longtime. You party?
- Full Metal Jacket :D |
man, that movie has so many great qoutes! the drill sergent whats-his-name spits at least one out every scene. |
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| LinX |
Now everybody in the 202, throw your hands in the air 'cause Fat Joe is through / Now everybody in the 202, throw 'em up! Check it out / I'm a white boy, but my neck is red / I put Miracle Whip on my Wonder Bread / My face is pale, nah, I've never been in jail / Me and Buffy spend every winter at Vail / How many bitches have I slapped? Zero. Unh! / And Martha Stewart happens to be my hero / I grew up on a farm and I was born with no rhythm / Dr. Phil's my uncle and I like to hang with him / I can't dance / I wear khaki pants / My middle name's Lance / My Grandma's from France / So maybe I'm wack / 'Cause my skin ain't black / But you can't talk smack / 'Cause whitey just struck back
sharpton for president!
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