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Fave Movie Quotes - II - (pg. 3)
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| Scorchio |
Snatch:
Tyrone: "It was too tight"
Vinny: "Too tight?, You could land a Jumbo-ing-Jet in there..."
Troy:
Achiles: "What do all men want, I just want it more..."
The Matrix:
Morpheus: "You think thats air youre breathing now?..."
Gladiator:
Maximus: "My name is Maximus Desimus Meridious - Commander of the north legions, loyal to the true emperor of Rome - Marcus Aurelius,
Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife, and I shal have my vengeance, in this life, or the other one..." |
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| {b.s.e.} |
| "I in' hate Pikeys." |
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| Marcy |
| quote: | Originally posted by subuddha
man, that movie has so many great qoutes! the drill sergent whats-his-name spits at least one out every scene. |
Drill-sergeant: it looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of yo momma`s ass and ended up as a brown stain on the matress.
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Drill-sergeant: Private Piles u climb obstacles like old people . |
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| lücid |
Office Space:
"I'll be honest with you, I love his music, I do, I'm a Michael Bolton fan. For my money, it doesn't get any better than when he sings 'When a Man Loves a Woman'."
"We're not going to some white collar resort prison. No, no, no. We're going to federal POUND ME IN THE ASS prison."
Super Troopers:
"You must have eaten, like, a hundred bucks worth of pot, and, like, 30 bucks worth of shrooms man."
"Ain't so funny meow is it?"
"Do I look like a cat to you boy? Am I jumpin' around all nimbly bimbly from tree to tree? Am I drinking milk from a saucer? DO YOU SEE ME EATING MICE?"
"Bear... bearf*cker, do you need assistance?"
"It's Afghanistanimation!"
True Romance:
"Now the first time you kill somebody, that's the hardest. I don't give a if you're in' Wyatt Earp or Jack the Ripper. Remember that guy in Texas? The guy up in that in' tower that killed all them people? I'll bet you green money that first little black dot he took a bead on, that was the bitch of the bunch. First one is tough, no in' foolin'. The second one... the second one ain't no in' Mardis Gras either, but it's better than the first one 'cause you still feel the same thing, y'know... except it's more diluted, y'know it's... it's better. I threw up on the first one, you believe that? Then the third one... the third one is easy, you level right off. It's no problem. Now... ... now I do it just to watch their in' expression change."
"Clarence, do you have any idea how much coke you have here?"
"How much?"
"I don't know, but it's a in' lot."
"Who the is Dick?"
"Huh? You want me to suck his dick?"
Old School:
"I mean, take yesterday for example. We were out at the Olive Garden for dinner, which was lovely. And uh, I happen to look over at a certain point during the meal and see a waitress taking an order, and I found myself wondering what color her underpants might be. Her panties. Uh, odds are they are probably basic white, cotton, underpants. But I sort of think well maybe they're silk panties, maybe it's a thong. Maybe it's something really cool that I don't even know about. You know, and uh, and I started feeling... what? what I thought we were in the trust tree in the nest, were we not?"
"Whoa. Whoa. Why the F-ing? Why in front of the kid? All ya gotta do is say 'earmuffs' to him, and you can say , , bitch."
"Cock. Balls."
"Blue you're my boy!"
"It tastes so good when it hits your lips." |
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| Scorchio |
Apocalypse Now:
"I love the smell of napalm in the morning."
-"Youre trading our fuel for playmate of the month?"
-"Playmate of the year chief..."
The Godfather:
Vito Corleone: "I'll make him an offer he can't refuse."
Pulp Fiction:
"Just because you're a character doesn't mean you have character." |
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| gwrmarines |
| The whole movie of Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. |
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| vswede |
| well everything jack sparrow erg CAPTAIN jack sparrow says in pirates of the caribean is pretty much the funniest ! |
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| UWM |
Wayne's World
Stacy: "Well aren't you going to open your present?"
Wayne: "If it's a severed head, I'll be very upset."
S: "Open it."
W: "Okay ... okay"
(opens gift)
W: "What is it?!"
S: "It's a gun rack, silly."
W: "A gun rack?"
(S nods)
W: "Shaa. Right. I don't even own ah gun let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack. What am I going to do with a gun rack?
S: "You don't like it, fine. You know Wayne, if you're not careful you're going to lose me."
W: "Lose you? I lost you two months ago! We broke up! Are you mental?? Get the net!"
Road Trip
(On Cheating) Kyle: "It's not cheating if you spread peanut butter on your testicles and have your dog lick it off ... because it's your dog!"
Van Wilder
Van: "Are you stalking me? Because that would be super!"
(Word Association)Van: "Milk"
Taj: "Tit. Oh, mommy. Most Indians would say cow because they are sacred, but I hear milk, I think giant jugs. You see, I cannot go home a virgin. I came here to study the great American art of muff diving. To smack clam, munch rug, dine at just one American pink taco stand! You know I wanted to, how is it, park the porpoise, you know? I want to take it through the car wash, baby, And get it waxed. I want to wax it, Wax it! You know, and air dry. Air dry that , yeah!"
Okay I'll stop I could go on forever :p |
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| lücid |
forgot my favorite quote from Scarface...
Tony Montana: What you lookin' at? You all a bunch of in' s. You know why? You don't have the guts to be what you wanna be? You need people like me. You need people like me so you can point your in' fingers and say, "That's the bad guy." So... what that make you? Good? You're not good. You just know how to hide, how to lie. Me, I don't have that problem. Me, I always tell the truth. Even when I lie. So say good night to the bad guy! Come on. The last time you gonna see a bad guy like this again, let me tell you. Come on. Make way for the bad guy. There's a bad guy comin' through! Better get outta his way! |
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| JayD |
Donnie Darko:
Gretchen: My mom had to get a restraining order against my step dad. He has emotional problems.
Donnie: Oh, I have those too. What kind does your step dad have?
Gretchen: He stabbed my mom four times in the chest.
Donnie: Oh.
American Beauty:
Carolyn Burnham: What are you doing?
Lester Burnham: Nothing.
Carolyn Burnham: You were masturbating!
Lester Burnham: I was not.
Carolyn Burnham: Yes you were!
Lester Burnham: Oh, all right! So shoot me, I was whacking off! That's right, I was choking the bishop, chafing the carrot, you know, saying "hi" to my monster!
JaY |
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| NinetyNinety |
From The Godfather:
"A lawyer with his suitcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns" |
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| Silky Johnson |
From Billy Madison:
Old Lady making quilts: "My fingers hurt!"
Ben Stiller as an orderly: "Oh yeah? Well now your back's gonna hurt, cause you just pulled landscaping duty!"
BAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! |
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