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worst pickup lines (pg. 2)
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| Floorfiller |
| quote: | Originally posted by Electronicapo1
I put a little Electronicapo1 edit on it :
Are you a doctor? Cause I want to you.'
ya it didnt make sense. |
i like your version better hehehe |
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| Electronicapo1 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Orbax
Ahhhh a snake just bit my dick, quick suck the poison out |
thats the best by far:haha: |
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| Floorfiller |
| quote: | Originally posted by Orbax
Ahhhh a snake just bit my dick, quick suck the poison out |
ahhhhh it just bit me again...you'd better get to work on that ass |
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| Electronicapo1 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Floorfiller
ahhhhh it just bit me again...you'd better get to work on that ass |
wait what? LMAO:haha: |
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| Orbax |
| I suppose you could also come up with a convuluted story involving a pants snake and how to pre empt poison strikes :D |
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| kaz1_2ghz |
If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put you and I together.
:haha::rolleyes: |
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| davinox |
| quote: | Originally posted by nic01445
"You'll do." |
that one worked when you used it on me |
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| Slylee |
"Do I know you from somewhere"??
:rolleyes: |
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| Orbax |
I require fluid exchange.
then shell throw her drink on you, so you say fair enough and hock a loogie and spit in her face!
youll be making out in no time!
or getting brutally beaten by a bouncer, but when ISNT that a possibility!? |
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| Slylee |
i actually witnessed that w/ my girlfriend and one of my bf's friends...(well he's not really our friend, we just hang out w/ him sometimes when he invites himself).
we all got thrown out of the bar and we were totally embarrassed...i don't hang out w/ her any more and we barely talk to that loser any more either. it was like something out of a jerry springer episode. |
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| UWM |
"My house/apartment burned down and I have no bed to sleep in, can I use yours?"
Alternately
"I lost my phone number, can I have yours?" |
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| Orbax |
Slyyyy....you crazy party girl!
This is what my friend said to a girl, I laughed my ass off
"My penis is cold, can I put it in your vagina?" |
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