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worst pickup lines (pg. 3)
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| UWM |
| quote: | Originally posted by Orbax
"My penis is cold, can I put it in your vagina?" |
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| u4ea:[soulstar] |
ahh. its all in the charm. I can turn cheezy lines into wine. hehe
I can usually get away with doing the boob and butt inspector bits.
"G-day, missy. I am an inspector, sir mango" cheechee
":dayam, are those legal?"
"where's your permit?"
"no? well, I'll have to check them for err quality assurance for hahah future handling."
it works, oddly. the girls giggle like mad and well, the rest....
i'll leave it up to you.
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| Floorfiller |
| quote: | Originally posted by u4ea:[soulstar]
and well, the rest....
i'll leave it up to you.
:toocool: |
they throw a beer in your face and then you go home and masturbate :eek: |
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| Trance(PL) |
| If I was a bunny and you were a bunny and it was raining outside would you let me come in your hole. |
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| lücid |
| quote: | Originally posted by Trance(PL)
If I was a bunny and you were a bunny and it was raining outside would you let me come in your hole. |
hahahaha... that's class. :stongue: |
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| UWM |
| quote: | Originally posted by Floorfiller
they throw a beer in your face and then you go home and masturbate :eek: |
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I think you and I share a brain.
Or at least the same sense of humour and music taste :p |
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| enferno |
| you must be wearing space pants cuz you're butt is outta this world!! |
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| TranzAddict |
Are you from Tennesse...Coz youre teh only Ten I See//
yea, i know ...totally gheyness...:stongue: |
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| jonze234 |
| quote: | Originally posted by TranzAddict
yea, i know ...totally gheyness...:stongue: |
i think that's the point of this thread :haha: |
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| Orbax |
| i think its "are you from Memphis..." |
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| butterfly |
| quote: | Originally posted by davinox
I think about you when I masturbate. |
omg my ex told me that after he got together with the girl he dumped me for. that was disturbing. still is, really. actually, he is not the only guy to have ever told me that. weird... |
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| Orbax |
its not that weird. Henjyanai! Sometimes youll be waiting at a stop light, see a girl for 2 seconds at the bus stop waiting, and then concoct a fantasy later about just you and her on the bus :p
or so Ive heard. Point being: Men tend to be fairly indiscriminate when it comes to that. The more they can imagine the better though, so people weve been more intimate with give us better/more realistic ideas to put into it all. Hope that helps make it less scary. |
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