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I have the best job in the world. (pg. 4)
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| discitelli |
i have the best of all your 'lazy' jobs.
| quote: | Originally posted by nrjizer
I too have a pretty sweet job. I life guard my neighborhood pool - I get paid minimum wage to sit around and watch little kids swim while blasting out some fine breaks or house. Usually my music is enough to drive people away too, so I can end up taking a nap :D . All you have to do is clean up once and a while and with the pump if the pressure gets too high. The only real downer is that it gets incredibly boring sometimes, but hey, I ain't complaining. |
i work as a supervisor of lifeguards.:haha:
| quote: | Originally posted by nrjizer i tell you i just saw in the last few days that there are certain "Dj'S" round here that actually get paid 100$+(which is like 300$ in the US) to put on a CD,pretend like they are mixing and DJing when the actually just burning two cds without mixing and just pressing the play botton and watching the time goes by whithout even mixing\enjoying nothing!
(of course the stupid brithney\MTV people who dance for this has no idea what a real DJ should sound like...
there are a lot of events like these
please welcome dj Danteeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!*plays Lasgo - somethings*
top that |
i've done that many times before, trust me its just worth the laugh you get out of it. think about it, you get paid $40+ an hour to stand up and pretend. |
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| djshan |
| the best job in the world is porn star.. get paid to have sex! |
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| nialsjd |
| quote: | Originally posted by djshan
the best job in the world is porn star.. get paid to have sex! |
but u'll never fall in love |
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| nic01445 |
| quote: | Originally posted by nialsjd
but u'll never fall in love |
:haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:
that was funny. |
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| DarkWater |
| quote: | Originally posted by nic01445
:haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:
that was funny. |
what instrument do u play? |
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| Zombie0729 |
| quote: | Originally posted by discitelli
i have the best of all your 'lazy' jobs.
i work as a supervisor of lifeguards.:haha:
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lol i really thought a lifeguards job was the most easy thing EVER... but the fact that you're a lifeguard supervisor just made my day |
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| nic01445 |
| quote: | Originally posted by DarkWater
what instrument do u play? |
I play the Double Bass.
For those unfarmiliar with the Double Bass, if you are watching an orchestra perform, they are the huge violin-esque ones to the far right (stageleft) with standing players.
It rocks. |
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| nic01445 |
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| DarkWater |
I play cello.
Maybe we should start a strings thread? I wonder how TAs play. |
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| monoxide |
ok, now i have 3 jobs and i'm so in tired of everything.... but, why complain when i get 5000€/month and live like a king in hella big house (min to normal earnings in LTU are from 200€ to 1000€/month).
1 job (most important): i'm a scientist assistant in cell engineering laboratories. basically i get paid (+grant money :D ) for chatting in IRC and posting to TA while my experiments are running. ty part: i have to write articles and reports every season:( most ty part: working with major toxic materials
2 job (weekend): bartender in most prestigious niteclub. it works only fridays/saturdays. it's only 8 months i work there, but it's already getting on my nerves. most likely i'll quit in autumn. great part: takling to/seeing/takingCD'sfrom Ian Pooley, Stevie Kotey, Jazzanova, Kid Loco, John Creamer, Omid and mln othr dj's.
3 job (most favourite): model at "exemplum" model management. 1-2 jobs per months, but after winning full fashion male model award '04, my pay is trippled, so basically i get paid to sit in chair while i'm getting makeup, hairstyle; drink some vodka b4 the show; walking on a catwalk and getting my 1000€ for 4 hours work...
BEAT THAT! :p |
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| nic01445 |
| quote: | Originally posted by monoxide
ok, now i have 3 jobs and i'm so in tired of everything.... but, why complain when i get 5000€/month and live like a king in hella big house (min to normal earnings in LTU are from 200€ to 1000€/month).
1 job (most important): i'm a scientist assistant in cell engineering laboratories. basically i get paid (+grant money :D ) for chatting in IRC and posting to TA while my experiments are running. ty part: i have to write articles and reports every season:( most ty part: working with major toxic materials
2 job (weekend): bartender in most prestigious niteclub. it works only fridays/saturdays. it's only 8 months i work there, but it's already getting on my nerves. most likely i'll quit in autumn. great part: takling to/seeing/takingCD'sfrom Ian Pooley, Stevie Kotey, Jazzanova, Kid Loco, John Creamer, Omid and mln othr dj's.
3 job (most favourite): model at "exemplum" model management. 1-2 jobs per months, but after winning full fashion male model award '04, my pay is trippled, so basically i get paid to sit in chair while i'm getting makeup, hairstyle; drink some vodka b4 the show; walking on a catwalk and getting my 1000€ for 4 hours work...
BEAT THAT! :p |
I got ownt :( |
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| wick |
| i get paid 505 a week after tax for basically being a courier : ) its a fun job.. u guys should check it out |
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