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| Orbax |
Im ridin my motorcycle home and its pretty damn dark out and all of a sudden a ing softball comes whizzing out of the bushes and passes right in front of my face shield.
HELL NO
I whip a 180 and take the first driveway I see only to find a 7 foot wall of blackberries blocking me from them.
whip around pop a wheelie down the street corner, and take the drive right around the corner huge field. I was RIGHT THERE when I turned around initially!!!! I would have caught the ******s they would have been so hard core trapped I could have gloried in blood tonight.
so im like no one in sight. I park my bike in their driveway and look around for 2 minutes hoping to see little eyes in the shades peeking out. Nothing. THen I see ANOTHER house connected to the yard. I cant just storm and be like wheres your in kids! to a random house.
so I walk out into the middle of the yard, in full view of both houses. I stare up at house #2. Its a party in there. I stare in all the windows for a minute or so until someone notices me. The house goes dead silent. I continue to stare (they cant see through my face shield) for another minute or so and then slowly walk out looking around more.
I take off in a wheelie.
Then turn around and cruise by in neutral.
then take off.
then wait 2 minutes
then cruise by with my bike OFF.
still nada.
it im going home.
I go for about 3 minutes and im like HELL no. WHoever in did that Literally could have KILLED ME. Dont around with motorcycles!!!!!! ARHGHGHGH
so im like thats it im knocking on the shack (two options shack where poor people with ty attitude kids would live or party house where bored snobby little s would be, I chose poor people) and asking if they have kids.
So i cruise by again silently, and im like...poor people shoot people for no reason. it im really going home...then cruise by ONE more time hoping. Gah! Nothing.
Then Im almost home and im like...shoulda asked the party people with a total view of the yard if they had seen kids!!!!! too late.
But that place is on the way to my brothers house to which I go several times daily. This aint cool to have to worry about getting knocked off my ing motocycle every time I ride by...
Sigh so now its every time I go by im gonna STOP, look to the edge of their yard THEN go. And if I ever see anyone...HoohohohohohohoHOHOHOHOHOHAHAHAHAHAH HOLY GOD
welcome to the black leather clad avenger in a black face mask with carbon fiber knuckle gaurds and a school sprinting and long distance running record after your ass.
Im also gonna tell my bro to keep an eye out. All we gotta do is see where they run. and then its all in over. Cry or Die is their option now, if only they knew it.
Orbax holds grudges FOREVER. There are some kids from middle school that ive shoved around recently because they were s 8 years ago. These kids get the fresh wrath. I HOPE They are ty little teenagers OH god!!! itll be GLORIOUS. |
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| anuneventrade |
| Poor Walker! *hugs* It will be okay! |
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| Orbax |
| They arent, however. |
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| Orbax |
| To make it worse I had drank an entire pot of heavy ass coffee 30 min before all this. My face temperature was somewhere between Hiroshima and the sun's core. I was so friggin pumped I felt like Bane from Batman. |
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| occrider |
| Sounds like the same kind of s who throw huge snowballs off of bridges over freeways that end up killing motorists. You should definetely apply the hurt. |
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| Mr. Pink |
them up old school style!!!
teach them to respect their elders.....even if elder means cool guy on motorcycle ready to open a can of whoop-yo-in-ass!!!
you have my blessing... |
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| nrjizer |
| Yeah thats definately realy stupid. Is your helmet face plate tinted? That would make for some sweet revenge, being clad in motorcycle gear with a tinted face plate on your helmet - complete ninjar stylee. Plus they probably couldn't ID you out of a lineup :D |
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| Floorfiller |
i have to admit that when i was younger my friends and i would sometimes throw water balloons at cars, but we didn't really see it as dangerous...
throwing at motorcycles is a whole other story though...that's really dangerous!!1 glad you're ok man.
looking back on a lot of the things i did when i was young...i was a real little ******...someone should have kicked my ass heheh... |
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| Mr. Pink |
I used to make these HUGE snowballs....like.....you know the kind of snowball that goes on the very bottom of a big snowman?
IM talking BIGGGG
id make one and put it in the MIDDLE of the road along with 2 others so that it was IMPOSSIBLE to go by unless you got out of the car and spent a good while moving it or kicking them to bits...LOL
i always thought that was funny ;) |
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| TweeK |
I have similar story.So im just chilling outside in my front porch and this lil bitch keeps going drive by's on his bike but everytime he pass's by he talks .He was my younger brothers friends little brother.This goes on from like 20 min that when i get so ing mad i go this im going to kick his ass.So i hide behind a huge trashcan then he passes by so JUMP out and push his little bitch ass off his bike...but that when a cop see me.He pulls up and asks me how old am i i go 17 and then he ask the little bitch how old is he and he goes 11.The the cop asks me how come you pushed him off his bike.So i tell him he was talking some major .Then the cops tells him "next time im not going to stop him from kicking your ass"Thats exsactly the way he said it.The cop looked like Some kind of bald Neo Nazi cop.Him saying that made my day.
Yeah i could have told my little brother to kick his ass but what the fun in that.
Orbax i hope you catch these punks and smash there faces in:D :D |
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