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The fairwell to fr0st thread (formaly The official TA joke thread...) (pg. 4)
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| fr0st |
| ohwell im done defending myself and these forums I try to bring some light and humour to these forums. Instead this is the response I get my days on TA are numbered I suppose I guess all good things must come to a end... Maybe im the dumb one I just cant comprehend why someone would bother to criticize someone for being excited over a idol of theirs. Or for what music they like.. Or even for trying to make a joke thread... Ohwell I guess im dumb... You win...good luck with being a lawyer and all... |
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| BxNemo |
| quote: | Originally posted by djozzman1
try me fr0st...just try me lol say that i wouldnt say it to your face and you would have another thing coming anyone who knows me will tell you that....i just do this because theres nothing else to do...this is only place on any website or anywhere that i find R3AL L33T TALKING F00L$ |
rofl, it's 1337 silly |
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| fr0st |
| quote: | Originally posted by BxNemo
rofl, it's 1337 silly |
and nemo you were such a when i used my student discount to buy your turntable and needle.... |
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| BxNemo |
| i suppose you mean i wasn't such an , i wasn't because i had no reason to be, now i have a reason to be an since ur being a little bitch. and john, you weren't being such a prick when you came to me complaining about you know what. i was the shoulder for you to lean on you in prick so don't try and make it seem like i used you unless you're trying to make yourself seem like more of a female |
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| Busy Child |
| quote: | Originally posted by BxNemo
so what track do you guys think pvd will open with tomorrow? |
???? who the cares? theres already a thread on this. muppet. |
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| sandstorm03 |
Two lawyers had been marooned on a desert island for almost a year after their ship had sunk during a terrible storm. One day while walking along the beach, the two lawyers find a beautiful unconscious woman washed up on the shore.
The first lawyer asks the second lawyer, "Think we should screw her?", and the second lawyer replies, "Outta what?"
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A Rabbi, a Protestant minister and a Catholic Priest were taking a party of kids on a cruise. Suddenly the ship hit a rock and began to sink.
The Rabbi cried out: "Quick! The kids!"
" the kids!" said the minister, heading out.
"Do you think we have time?" said the priest.
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Once upon a time, there was a mother who was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son said,"All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop!And all of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses in the train, 'cause we're going down the tracks." The mother went in and told her son "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language." Two hours later, the son comes out of the bedroom and resumes playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say, "All passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon." She hears the little boy continue,"For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today." As the mother began to smile, the child added, "And for those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the bitch in the kitchen."
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a little 8 year old got a new bike for christmas and decided to go for a ride.
while out a cop stops him...
Cop: did you get that bike for christmas?
KID: yeah!!
COP: did santa get for you?
KID: yeah santa got it for me!!
COP: well i'm gonna have to give you a ticket, next time santa gives you a bike tell him i has to have a reflector on it.
this upset the kid because he had no way to pay the ticket.
KID: did you get that horse for christmas?
COP (decided to play along) : yes.
KID: did santa get it for you?
COP: yes he did.
KID: WELL TELL SANTA NEXT TIME THE DICK GOES UNDER THE HORSE NOT ON TOP OF IT!!
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One day in Mrs. Fenley's class it was time to go home.
She said "Class, if you answer these three questions you may leave."
She wrote all three questions on the board.
First who said this, "I have a dream".
Little Susie raised her hand and said Martin Luther King Jr.
Mrs. Fenley said, "that is correct. Next who wrote "Four score and seven years ago".
Little Jill raised her hand and said that was Abraham Lincoln.
Mrs. Fenley said that's correct. Now you have one more question to go. Last, who wrote "The Constitution".
Little Molly raised her hand and said Thomas Jefferson.
The teacher said that's right.
Right then the teacher turned around to the black board and little Billy said
"I wish those Bit**es would keep their mouth shut".
Then Mrs. Fenley turned to the class and said "who said that?"
Little Billy raised his hand and said BILL CLINTON.
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A teacher was working with a group of children, trying to broaden their horizons through sensory perception. She brought in a variety of lifesavor candies and told the kids to close their eyes and taste each flavor. The kids easily identified the taste of cherries, lemons and mint, but when the teacher gave them honey-flavored lifesavors, they were all stumped.
"I'll give you a hint," said the teacher, "It's something your mommy and daddy probably call each other all the time."
Instantly one of the kids coughed his onto the floor and shouted, "Quick, spit them out - they're s!" |
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| BxNemo |
.... Oh ing jesus christ, Busy child, do me a favor and look for the part where i posted that I WAS ING JOKING ABOUT THAT!
And also, do me the favor of looking for the thread labled "What track do you think PvD will open with" or "What track do you think PvD will play first" thanks |
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| djozzman1 |
No replies....I got one thing to say to that...
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| BxNemo |
lol t3h win
well... i gotta say it was a fast growing thread 4 pages in like.... 20 minutes |
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| EyesOfExtasy |
| Hey, it seems that everyone is not in the best of moods right now and going back at each other like this is not going to make you any less aggrivated....we all have to deal with each other 1 way or another, whether it be at events, or in these forums so lets chill out guys. I know everyone is probably going to turn on me now because this is really none of my bussiness and I probably shouldnt get invlolved but I guess the purpose of forums is to speak your mind. Lets try to make this forum a happy place and continue on with our jokes please;) |
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| BxNemo |
| quote: | Originally posted by EyesOfExtasy
Hey, it seems that everyone is not in the best of moods right now and going back at each other like this is not going to make you any less aggrivated....we all have to deal with each other 1 way or another, whether it be at events, or in these forums so lets chill out guys. I know everyone is probably going to turn on me now because this is really none of my bussiness and I probably shouldnt get invlolved but I guess the purpose of forums is to speak your mind. Lets try to make this forum a happy place and continue on with our jokes please;) |
Hi there, i doubt anyone will say anything mean to you simply because you're not saying anything bad about any of us. I honestly think that i blew up on john for a good reason, this isn't the first time that he's came at me like that because of something so in stupid it makes me wanna kill myself. It's like the third or fourth and i honestly believe that he has a problem because he thinks that if it's not his way it's wrong. I tried to make him see that but he's hardheaded as much as he is a queen |
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