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The fairwell to fr0st thread (formaly The official TA joke thread...) (pg. 5)
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| trancEyes22 |
| take it to pm drama queens :p |
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| djozzman1 |
bxnemo try to keep bad blood personal (unless its going to humiliate the person to the point of self change) :haha: , extacy your down to earth so you dont have to experience my "wrath"
fr0st is out... 1 down 5 to go :whip: :whip: :whip: |
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| BxNemo |
| It's personal till i get fed up with , like i said it's not the first time that john has given me a verbal lashing over something so retarded. |
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| Busy Child |
| quote: | | fr0st is out... 1 down 5 to go :whip: :whip: :whip: |
hahaha how in retarded is this? |
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| djozzman1 |
| quote: | Originally posted by sandstorm03
Two lawyers had been marooned on a desert island for almost a year after their ship had sunk during a terrible storm. One day while walking along the beach, the two lawyers find a beautiful unconscious woman washed up on the shore.
The first lawyer asks the second lawyer, "Think we should screw her?", and the second lawyer replies, "Outta what?"
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A Rabbi, a Protestant minister and a Catholic Priest were taking a party of kids on a cruise. Suddenly the ship hit a rock and began to sink.
The Rabbi cried out: "Quick! The kids!"
" the kids!" said the minister, heading out.
"Do you think we have time?" said the priest.
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Once upon a time, there was a mother who was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son said,"All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop!And all of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses in the train, 'cause we're going down the tracks." The mother went in and told her son "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language." Two hours later, the son comes out of the bedroom and resumes playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say, "All passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon." She hears the little boy continue,"For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today." As the mother began to smile, the child added, "And for those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the bitch in the kitchen."
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a little 8 year old got a new bike for christmas and decided to go for a ride.
while out a cop stops him...
Cop: did you get that bike for christmas?
KID: yeah!!
COP: did santa get for you?
KID: yeah santa got it for me!!
COP: well i'm gonna have to give you a ticket, next time santa gives you a bike tell him i has to have a reflector on it.
this upset the kid because he had no way to pay the ticket.
KID: did you get that horse for christmas?
COP (decided to play along) : yes.
KID: did santa get it for you?
COP: yes he did.
KID: WELL TELL SANTA NEXT TIME THE DICK GOES UNDER THE HORSE NOT ON TOP OF IT!!
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One day in Mrs. Fenley's class it was time to go home.
She said "Class, if you answer these three questions you may leave."
She wrote all three questions on the board.
First who said this, "I have a dream".
Little Susie raised her hand and said Martin Luther King Jr.
Mrs. Fenley said, "that is correct. Next who wrote "Four score and seven years ago".
Little Jill raised her hand and said that was Abraham Lincoln.
Mrs. Fenley said that's correct. Now you have one more question to go. Last, who wrote "The Constitution".
Little Molly raised her hand and said Thomas Jefferson.
The teacher said that's right.
Right then the teacher turned around to the black board and little Billy said
"I wish those Bit**es would keep their mouth shut".
Then Mrs. Fenley turned to the class and said "who said that?"
Little Billy raised his hand and said BILL CLINTON.
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A teacher was working with a group of children, trying to broaden their horizons through sensory perception. She brought in a variety of lifesavor candies and told the kids to close their eyes and taste each flavor. The kids easily identified the taste of cherries, lemons and mint, but when the teacher gave them honey-flavored lifesavors, they were all stumped.
"I'll give you a hint," said the teacher, "It's something your mommy and daddy probably call each other all the time."
Instantly one of the kids coughed his onto the floor and shouted, "Quick, spit them out - they're s!" |
holy ...har har har har your so funny... this is what im talking about NYTA's dont know how or when to be serious...arent you all a community of friends...the majority of you are weird by association...but its people like sandstorm that piss me off the most...in the middle of a thread where everyones fighting he tries to be the comic relief...what happens when idiots do that, they get flamed! :D |
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| Miss Bliss |
| quote: | Originally posted by djozzman1
holy ...har har har har your so funny... this is what im talking about NYTA's dont know how or when to be serious...arent you all a community of friends...the majority of you are weird by association...but its people like sandstorm that piss me off the most...in the middle of a thread where everyones fighting he tries to be the comic relief...what happens when idiots do that, they get flamed! :D |
you're such a ing twat... what have you put into this community that you're now ardently trying to save? sandstorm constantly puts in tracklists, looks up stuff about DJ's, contributes... fr0st is always on amateur producer & music discussion, posts his mixes... wtf do you do? try to teach people about how they should be? |
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| trancEyes22 |
| quote: | Originally posted by djozzman1
holy ...har har har har your so funny... this is what im talking about NYTA's dont know how or when to be serious...arent you all a community of friends...the majority of you are weird by association...but its people like sandstorm that piss me off the most...in the middle of a thread where everyones fighting he tries to be the comic relief...what happens when idiots do that, they get flamed! :D |
exactly WHY do you post on tranceaddict again? if you hate all of us, then its REALLY not that hard to not come on here. get a clue. |
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| djozzman1 |
| ...ok see i let you slide bliss on the last thread...im not trying to teach people how to be...im merely trying to piss people off...and holy jesus look what im doing im "WINNARING", lets be real here, you cannot possibly tell me that you like when someone says "OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG..." or whatever the they say, im saying this subforum used to be cool...now look...i come here for posts and reviews for events...not to see someone say OMG 90 million times a dj is coming...and on a further note HOW MANY ING SUMMERSTAGE THREADS DO YOU ING PEOPLE NEED TO SAY HOW EXCITED YOU ARE...HOP OFF PVD |
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| djozzman1 |
| quote: | Originally posted by trancEyes22
exactly WHY do you post on tranceaddict again? if you hate all of us, then its REALLY not that hard to not come on here. get a clue. |
...moving on... |
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| Miss Bliss |
man, sure it's annoying sometimes but hey, we all have our passions. typing somethin on a harmless forum is a fine way to let it out. and we make friends here by letting people share in our passions... and there's plenty of info also, and good forums right beside this one such as party review and amateur producer, music discussion, etc...
i don't think you're gonna stop any of the stuff you hate by pissing people off... you're just gonna freakin piss people off and help break friendships like you've helped with one in this thread. man if you think it's silly, don't be our savior, just leave us alone... |
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| NYrolla |
| quote: | Originally posted by Miss Bliss
man, sure it's annoying sometimes but hey, we all have our passions. typing somethin on a harmless forum is a fine way to let it out. and we make friends here by letting people share in our passions... and there's plenty of info also, and good forums right beside this one such as party review and amateur producer, music discussion, etc...
i don't think you're gonna stop any of the stuff you hate by pissing people off... you're just gonna freakin piss people off and help break friendships like you've helped with one in this thread. man if you think it's silly, don't be our savior, just leave us alone... |
Yes leave them alone let them all be dumb annoying TAs |
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| trancEyes22 |
| quote: | Originally posted by djozzman1
im merely trying to piss people off... |
ah, now we see your purpose in life... |
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