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| Jiffy |
POOP.
Whatchya Got?
I know SOMEONE out there has GOT to have at least ONE poop story. |
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| Jiffy |
OH, come ON people.
I'll tell one to get this scat party started.
hehe
I will begin this by telling you all that I have ulcerative colitis... meaning sometimes I just gotta GO. Don't matter where.
Well, I was going jogging in my neighborhood in Dallas with one of my girlfriends when the urge struck me.
Yes. Jogging down Southwestern in the Village in Dallas. NICE>
What do I do? DO I panic?
NOOOOOOOOOO
I drop my draws and I poop right there. Right there for everyone else jogging and walking their dogs and driving by to see.
Hey. When you gotta go. You gotta go.
No, I didn't finish my run. I hadda go clean mah ass. |
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| UWM |
:stongue: :stongue:
TMI, but.
Yeah.
Gross. |
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| smokeape |
Deleted...
OK, no more you wanker!
:p
[[[smoke]]]
Illusiv ft Simone - Trapped |
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| UWM |
Umm yeah you might want to take that picture down.
Just a suggestion. |
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| Jiffy |
Um, this thread was for funny stories.
Not for some tard to post a gross pic. UGH. |
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| UWM |
Two more minutes.
:rolleyes: |
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| Boomer187 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Jiffy
Um, this thread was for funny stories.
Not for some tard to post a gross pic. UGH. |
ha, tard...
eh well my old roommate was 6'9" and he left teh largest poos ever. I mean, huge, these could choke a donkey.
First time I saw one was freshmen year in college, he opens the bathroom door and says there might be something wrong with the toilet....I look to see the largest, and by largest I mean width and length, poo peeking over the edge of our large toilet bowl....
I still ahve that image burned into my head....
there is also another story.....but I can only type so much at a time.... |
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| Boomer187 |
| quote: | Originally posted by UWM
Okay, bye. |
why did ya wait, should have auto-banned, he doesn't look back at threads this quick anyways. :wtf: |
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| Jiffy |
Speaking of big poos.
One of my cousins... OMG
She used to have to cut her logs up with a butterknife before she could flush.
I kid you not, they had a knife in the cabinet below the sink. |
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| NinetyNinety |
| quote: | Originally posted by Jiffy
Speaking of big poos.
One of my cousins... OMG
She used to have to cut her logs up with a butterknife before she could flush.
I kid you not, they had a knife in the cabinet below the sink. |
Believe me, nobody wants to hear about somebody cutting their poo.
in b4 da lock. ;) |
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