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Women Gives Birth To A Frog (pg. 3)
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| igottaknow |
| quote: | Originally posted by lücid
maybe a tadpole swam up inside her when she was bathing nude at a nearby pond? :wtf: |
good point, hey ladies is it possible for a tadpole to live in your vigin0r? inquiring minds want to know :conf: |
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| Floorfiller |
| quote: | Originally posted by igottaknow
good point, hey ladies is it possible for a tadpole to live in your vigin0r? |
well...what do tadpoles eat? i'm guessing they could feed off the dirt and bacteria accumulating in her virginor... :wtf: |
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| igottaknow |
| quote: | Originally posted by Floorfiller
well...what do tadpoles eat? i'm guessing they could feed off the dirt and bacteria accumulating in her virginor... :wtf: |
but tadpoles have to be in water to breath because they have gills
come on ladies we need to know |
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| Floorfiller |
| quote: | Originally posted by igottaknow
but tadpoles have to be in water to breath because they have gills
come on ladies we need to know |
some women are pretty damp... |
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| Nell |
i think she was doing a bit of finger ing and decided to get her partner to shove a load of tadpoles up her to wriggle around inside her. one got lost, set up camp in her fallopian tube. came out a frog.
did anyone see that eels vid that was posted on here not so long ago... ewww! :p |
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| Floorfiller |
| quote: | Originally posted by Nell
i think she was doing a bit of finger ing and decided to get her partner to shove a load of tadpoles up her to wriggle around inside her. one got lost, set up camp in her fallopian tube. came out a frog.
did anyone see that eels vid that was posted on here not so long ago... ewww! :p |
noooo...not eels hehehehe...that stuff is so nasty...eels and snakes and ...god...:nervous: |
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| butterfly |
| quote: | Originally posted by Nell
i think she was doing a bit of finger ing and decided to get her partner to shove a load of tadpoles up her to wriggle around inside her. one got lost, set up camp in her fallopian tube. came out a frog.
did anyone see that eels vid that was posted on here not so long ago... ewww! :p |
ew ew ew... so ing gross. |
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| TweeK |
| quote: | Originally posted by lücid
maybe a tadpole swam up inside her when she was bathing nude at a nearby pond? :wtf: |
LMAO :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: |
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| Slylee |
i heard a really nasty story (one of those internet rumors that circulates via email or whatever) about a chick who died while pleasuring herself using a live lobster. she was sticking the tail end up her you know what and lighting the face on fire so it would violently wiggle its tail (thus getting her off). i guess it was pregnant and all the little eggs got up inside her and were able to hatch (they only need a warm, moist area to hatch), and she was found dead on her toilet with all these little lobster eggs in the toilet.
just writing that story made me sick! hahahah |
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| TweeK |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
i heard a really nasty story (one of those internet rumors that circulates via email or whatever) about a chick who died while pleasuring herself using a live lobster. she was sticking the tail end up her you know what and lighting the face on fire so it would violently wiggle its tail (thus getting her off). i guess it was pregnant and all the little eggs got up inside her and were able to hatch (they only need a warm, moist area to hatch), and she was found dead on her toilet with all these little lobster eggs in the toilet.
just writing that story made me sick! hahahah |
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| Nell |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
i heard a really nasty story (one of those internet rumors that circulates via email or whatever) about a chick who died while pleasuring herself using a live lobster. she was sticking the tail end up her you know what and lighting the face on fire so it would violently wiggle its tail (thus getting her off). i guess it was pregnant and all the little eggs got up inside her and were able to hatch (they only need a warm, moist area to hatch), and she was found dead on her toilet with all these little lobster eggs in the toilet.
just writing that story made me sick! hahahah |
i've heard that one a few times. i cant help but think it's a kentucky fried mouse story i.e. always a friend of a friend etc :) still it's prety sick and im sure something similar has happpend in real life... maybe this frog story? :p |
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