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Women Gives Birth To A Frog (pg. 4)
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| butterfly |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
i heard a really nasty story (one of those internet rumors that circulates via email or whatever) about a chick who died while pleasuring herself using a live lobster. she was sticking the tail end up her you know what and lighting the face on fire so it would violently wiggle its tail (thus getting her off). i guess it was pregnant and all the little eggs got up inside her and were able to hatch (they only need a warm, moist area to hatch), and she was found dead on her toilet with all these little lobster eggs in the toilet.
just writing that story made me sick! hahahah |
yeah. that's definitely worse than the frog story. i feel bad for the lobster with its face on fire. |
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| igottaknow |
| don't gay guys use gerbils? :nervous: |
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| butterfly |
| quote: | Originally posted by igottaknow
don't gay guys use gerbils? :nervous: |
i am sure that isnt common practice. |
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| Floorfiller |
| quote: | Originally posted by TweeK
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| igottaknow |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
i heard a really nasty story (one of those internet rumors that circulates via email or whatever) about a chick who died while pleasuring herself using a live lobster. she was sticking the tail end up her you know what and lighting the face on fire so it would violently wiggle its tail (thus getting her off). i guess it was pregnant and all the little eggs got up inside her and were able to hatch (they only need a warm, moist area to hatch), and she was found dead on her toilet with all these little lobster eggs in the toilet.
just writing that story made me sick! hahahah |
sounds like an urban legend to me |
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| Slylee |
| quote: | Originally posted by butterfly
yeah. that's definitely worse than the frog story. i feel bad for the lobster with its face on fire. |
ahhahah me too!! when i first read it, i was like, "aww that sucks for the lobster". hehehe
although i sure don't mind when one is sitting on my plate w/ drawn butter all over it either:p |
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| Nell |
lobsters are boiled alive anyway, you cna hear them scream :nervous:
ah well, the lobsters kids have a new mum now :stongue: |
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| Slylee |
| yea i know. that is why i will never be able to prepare a lobster dinner lol. i am that meat eating person who feels bad when i think about the cows and piggies that die to feed me. if i had to kill my own meat in order to eat it, i'd happily become a vegetarian. lol |
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| Slylee |
| yup that's it:) i figured it was fake when i read it a long time ago. still gross though. makes you wonder what kind of sick ppl are out there in the world...SOMEone had to sit around and actually think of that story:nervous: |
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| TweeK |
| quote: | | just out the wrong hole. |
LOL:D |
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| paranoik0 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
yup that's it:) i figured it was fake when i read it a long time ago. still gross though. makes you wonder what kind of sick ppl are out there in the world...SOMEone had to sit around and actually think of that story:nervous: |
i bet hentai was behind the inspiration |
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