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| Mr. Pink |
| girls have it so easy :mad: |
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| Floorfiller |
| quote: | Originally posted by Mr. Pink
girls have it so easy :mad: |
seriously...i don't ever want to hear any of you girls complain about lack of sex again :stongue: |
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| Mr. Pink |
ditto.
unless you're a fatty.
but hey, even fatties get laid sometimes...
in fact- i know some fatties who get laid more than me!:whip: |
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| igottaknow |
I can't believe orbox hasn't had sex! I say we start a collection to rent him a hooker errr I mean escort to break his cherry. What you say guys!  |
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| osuracnaes |
Had sex: Saturday night (I love toronto)
Ate: breakfast 2 hours ago
Swam: end of May... SCUBA!
Ran: catching a cab in Toronto last weekend
Fell over: probably on ice last winter
Slept: off and on the past 2 hours at work
Drank: assuming alcohol, Saturday night (I love toronto)
Pet an animal: Yesterday afternoon
Listened to your favorite song: um... what's stuck in my head now is Mousse T - I'm Horny, which I woke up to 3 hours ago. |
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| Floorfiller |
| quote: | Originally posted by Mr. Pink
ditto.
unless you're a fatty.
but hey, even fatties get laid sometimes...
in fact- i know some fatties who get laid more than me!:whip: |
if you're a fatty then you just have to keep to the trailer park... |
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| Mr. Pink |
| quote: | Originally posted by igottaknow
I can't believe orbox hasn't had sex! I say we start a collection to rent him a hooker errr I mean escort to break his cherry. What you say guys! |
here here! Let's do it.
and floorfiller- shaddup! ;) I kill!
PS: $5 each for the escort service?:conf: |
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| Slylee |
| i love how we all give explanations as to why the last time we had sex was more than 2 days ago. |
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| Floorfiller |
| quote: | Originally posted by Mr. Pink
and floorfiller- shaddup! ;) I kill!
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i wasn't calling you a fatty...
but anyway...i got $5 paypal style hehehe.
of course i need to be sure that it goes to a hooker...one of the requirements of me sending money would be pix or stfu... |
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| Mr. Pink |
| quote: | Originally posted by Floorfiller
of course i need to be sure that it goes to a hooker...one of the requirements of me sending money would be pix or stfu... |
lol
i agree
pics or stfu
so yeah let's do it.
we should find out where he lives, and she'll randomly show up.
In fact, we should around with this- hire a she-male and some TA that lives near orbax with some digital cam....and voila...instant kodak moment :) |
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| Floorfiller |
| quote: | Originally posted by Mr. Pink
lol
i agree
pics or stfu
so yeah let's do it.
we should find out where he lives, and she'll randomly show up.
In fact, we should around with this- hire a she-male and some TA that lives near orbax with some digital cam....and voila...instant kodak moment :) |
when i was in middle school we sent a stripper to my friends spanish teacher's house. anyway, she thought her husband was cheating on her when she showed up and they eventually got a divorce :nervous:. funny joke turned horribly wrong. |
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| xKaoSx |
Had sex: Last night (random girl)
Ate: Mt Dew for Breakfast count?
Swam: Last weekend in good ole Pacific Ocean-
Ran: Havnt been chased by cops in a while
Fell over (and how):
Slept (and how long): 3 hours sleep last night- up at 430am to work. :whip:
Drank: Saturday (10 Vodka Redbull's 4 Amstel Lights - weeeeeee :tongue2 )
Pet an animal: skip
Listened to your favorite song (and what song): Chicane - Autumn Tactics (See Had Sex Line fine time) |
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